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Contest [CLOSED] [Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Yeah, you were in the top 30. Log in to see images!

Wait wtf? I had a chat with omegles creator and got a mention of forumwarz and didn’t even make it to the top 30! Wtf is this ****!

Look:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31923-an-omegle-convo-so-epic-it-deserves-its-own-thread

And even worse my alt gets the peen?

Higgs Bosom

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
8

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Dammit I meant to blank the first one I posted but I didn’t

– Largehardoncollider

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Largehardoncollider Posted:

Wait wtf? I had a chat with omegles creator and got a mention of forumwarz and didn’t even make it to the top 30! Wtf is this ****!

Look:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31923-an-omegle-convo-so-epic-it-deserves-its-own-thread

And even worse my alt gets the peen?

Oh no he never read it!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Robok Posted:

Can I trade my peen for BP? Cuz I’m not really a peenwhore.

I hear that peens go for around 30 Log in to see images!

That’s…just not happening. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Largehardoncollider Posted:

Wait wtf? I had a chat with omegles creator and got a mention of forumwarz and didn’t even make it to the top 30! Wtf is this ****!

Look:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31923-an-omegle-convo-so-epic-it-deserves-its-own-thread

And even worse my alt gets the peen?

I said you can transfer the Peen to your main if you ask.

Also, I’m sure that wasn’t really Omegle’s creator, lots of people have encountered (or used) that trollbait.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

So I didn’t get any loots? I defeated a pokefabulous person…

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Wow, that was a lot of freaking entries! This was tough to judge. But I decided to pick the Top 30 entries. Everyone in the Top 30 will receive an E-Peen™. Some will even win it for a legal alt or two.

I’ll give away some BP to the Top 7 entries, plus two bonus BP giveaways, for a total of 30 BP! Log in to see images!


Without Further Ado, the BP Winnars:

1) Snow Crash for a hilarious, epic tale that degenerated into a typical enjoy fantasy. (7 Log in to see images!)

2) Acid Flux for a brilliant and refined meta-FWZ troll. (6 Log in to see images!)

3) Montressor for a convincing and unique variation on the gay bait-and-switch. (5 Log in to see images!)

4) Luchesi for a relentless emo-troll hybrid attack. (4 Log in to see images!)

5) Celerysteve for a lulzy barrage of obvious-troll obviousness. (3 Log in to see images!)

6) CandySatan for keeping it short, sweet, homoerotic and spuriously contrite. (2 Log in to see images!)

7) FAIL for a great gimmick that I’m totally going to try sometime. (1 Log in to see images!)


Bonus Beeps:

One BP (1 Log in to see images! for doing the best job in getting actual signups (and in Wartooth’s case, actual boners).


Because We Need a Top Ten:

Shii for the best “unfinished symphony.”


The Next Twenty (E-Peen™) Winnars (Not in Order):

The Ferv, Robok, PwnMaster103, Somebody, sometimes yRAWR, Manicken, crumpet, bumbumInDaWut, Nigroid, baou30, J H Christ, I Did it Fer Teh Lulz, Phuquit, Radosaur, heirloom, Higgs Bosom, JANDEKU, Fort Naruto, Phantom Phreak


Honorable Mentions

Context, AKKAHZ, Project Pat, WoweeZowee, Killbot-3000, Hobo the hobo, Majstor, dobnits


Should Have Read the Rules More Carefully

kittiejenn, ChilePepino, Doomish, Re dei sepolcri


Log in to see images!

Thanks to all who entered. Please allow me some time to create and distribute the Peen and BP. That’s it until our next exciting Crotch Zombie contest!

I’ve been peen’d. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Thanks for the BP dawg, cool contest

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

kittiejenn Posted:

Log in to see images!

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Which were your faves?

Most of my favs weren’t really extra trolly, they just seemed funny or interesting.

Shii “wanna buy a fursuit”, AKKAHZ “watching you watch tv”, Snow Crash “time travel sexcapade – which was better before the cyber actually”, was “channeling silent disapproval bot”, Physics “mostly interesting conversation about weird ****”, Fortunato “Fuller Brush”, Roderick Usher “talking about the fall.”

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i made two guys look at a black male reproductive organ thinking it was my hot wet woman's genitals Log in to see images!

it was fun anywayLog in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2011-07-31 00:49:39 -0400
35

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Troll

hot horse great times lover

And here I thought it was a given I was going to win at least something Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

In before close. And thanks for the bp. The other contest, not this one. I didn’t thank you before.

Re dei sepol-
cri

Avatar: 94160 Sun Aug 02 22:32:53 -0400 2009
12

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Wow, that was a lot of freaking entries! This was tough to judge. But I decided to pick the Top 30 entries. Everyone in the Top 30 will receive an E-Peen™. Some will even win it for a legal alt or two.

I’ll give away some BP to the Top 7 entries, plus two bonus BP giveaways, for a total of 30 BP! Log in to see images!


Without Further Ado, the BP Winnars:

1) Snow Crash for a hilarious, epic tale that degenerated into a typical enjoy fantasy. (7 Log in to see images!)

2) Acid Flux for a brilliant and refined meta-FWZ troll. (6 Log in to see images!)

3) Montressor for a convincing and unique variation on the gay bait-and-switch. (5 Log in to see images!)

4) Luchesi for a relentless emo-troll hybrid attack. (4 Log in to see images!)

5) Celerysteve for a lulzy barrage of obvious-troll obviousness. (3 Log in to see images!)

6) CandySatan for keeping it short, sweet, homoerotic and spuriously contrite. (2 Log in to see images!)

7) FAIL for a great gimmick that I’m totally going to try sometime. (1 Log in to see images!)


Bonus Beeps:

One BP (1 Log in to see images! for doing the best job in getting actual signups (and in Wartooth’s case, actual boners).


Because We Need a Top Ten:

Shii for the best “unfinished symphony.”


The Next Twenty (E-Peen™) Winnars (Not in Order):

The Ferv, Robok, PwnMaster103, Somebody, sometimes yRAWR, Manicken, crumpet, bumbumInDaWut, Nigroid, baou30, J H Christ, I Did it Fer Teh Lulz, Phuquit, Radosaur, heirloom, Higgs Bosom, JANDEKU, Fort Naruto, Phantom Phreak


Honorable Mentions

Context, AKKAHZ, Project Pat, WoweeZowee, Killbot-3000, Hobo the hobo, Majstor, dobnits


Should Have Read the Rules More Carefully

kittiejenn, ChilePepino, Doomish, Re dei sepolcri


Log in to see images!

Thanks to all who entered. Please allow me some time to create and distribute the Peen and BP. That’s it until our next exciting Crotch Zombie contest!

WTF i dont even get the e-peen?

Look dude, in my opinion my chats were good, in particular the last one, if you have taken the time to read and the first has all the references to forumwarz,flamebate and crotchzombie you suggested as a bonus.

Some of the winners instead are simply:

Hey

hey

asl?

14/f/ny

35/m/la

take off your pants

I put my male reproductive organ in you.

THE END.

And these win?Log in to see images!

Sorry for having trolled for fun and quality,instead of trolling for spam,then.As for being disqualified for multiple posting you talked of disqualifing ONLY Fakers, not making multiple post was only an invite,(if you have not edited this in now) and wartooth won, even making multiple post, but he is a paying player no?

You said it:”Again, it really depends on the quality, originality and realism of submissions.”And this is the quality, originality and realism?If you wanted a one screen chat with written:

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

you can have said so.

And if the rule here is to make win only paying members good to know, but dont make persons lose time for nothing IT’S NOT FAIR,AT ALL.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Re dei sepolcri Posted:

WTF i dont even get the e-peen?

Look dude, in my opinion my chats were good, in particular the last one, if you have taken the time to read and the first has all the references to forumwarz,flamebate and crotchzombie you suggested as a bonus.

Some of the winners instead are simply:

Hey

hey

asl?

14/f/ny

35/m/la

take off your pants

I put my male reproductive organ in you.

THE END.

And these win?Log in to see images!

Sorry for having trolled for fun and quality,instead of trolling for spam,then.As for being disqualified for multiple posting you talked of disqualifing ONLY Fakers, not making multiple post was only an invite,(if you have not edited this in now) and wartooth won, even making multiple post, but he is a paying player no?

You said it:”Again, it really depends on the quality, originality and realism of submissions.”And this is the quality, originality and realism?If you wanted a one screen chat with written:

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

www.forumwarz.com

you can have said so.

And if the rule here is to make win only paying members good to know, but dont make persons lose time for nothing IT’S NOT FAIR,AT ALL.

I don’t understand what you mean. Multiple entries disqualified you, end of story. Also, sorry you apparently didn’t like the winning entries, but that has nothing do with the clearly posted rules.

But that brings me to an important point: Just want you all to know that the E-Peens, once awarded, will go to a slew of different names than the ones you see here. This is due to transfers to main alts, and in one notable case of generosity, to another player (sometimes_yRAWR > kittiejenn), which I’ve decided is acceptable.

Now I’m closing this contest officially, but be sure to keep up the good work in Auser’s Omegle thread! Log in to see images!

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