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Post it so others can fap.
Not me.
Nope.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 3:03AM |
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Stranger: hi ! You: Good afternoon You: Would you like to buy a fuller brush? Stranger: Thank you my lord You: Very high quality brushes Stranger: I don’t know what is a fuller brush :/ You: They’re from nova scotia You: They’re for brushing your hair Stranger: OMG :/ You: may I come in? I’ve got a full set in my suitcase here. You: I’ll just get them set up Stranger: Robert the pedobear ? You: pedobear? No no no. You: I’m here to sell you brushes Stranger: Hum hum You: very high quality brushes Stranger: Trade man You: Look at this, pure camel hair You: in an inlaid oak finish Stranger: Do you like rock ? You: it’s beautiful Stranger: My friend Stranger: Yeah You: no I can’t stand rock, my kids love it but that new fangled music is too much for me You: But your wife will love it Stranger: :/ You: These brushes, see? Stranger: I see Stranger: Pretty brushes You: Good You: Very pretty Stranger: so good You: So it’s 50$ for the set, are you itnerested? Stranger: NO You: They make a great christmas present Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:07PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 12:51PM |
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This is one of my worst trolls ever, but I guess I’ll post it.
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: wanna talk about sex? You: k Stranger: asl? You: 14/f/cali You: u? Stranger: 16 f lithuania Stranger: i’m bi You: me 2 Stranger: cool! Stranger: are you pretty? You: i have blonde hair and green eyes You: what about you? Stranger: blonde hair, brown eyes Stranger: everyone says i look like scarlett johansson haha Stranger: do you have a pic? You: h/o You: lemme look Stranger: ok You: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2r47nky&s=5 You: u have any pics? Stranger: yes: http://i9.ifrype.com/02/099/3502099/m_2008110423195898524.jpg Stranger: i’m going to look at your pic now Stranger: is that really you? wow you’re really pretty You: thank you, your really pretty too. You: so have you ever had any experiences with a girl before? Stranger: yes I kissed a girl once Stranger: I really liked it You: EWWWW You: YOU SICK **** You: BTW You: GO TO FORUMWARZ You: LOLOL You have disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:05PM |
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fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ
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Edit: read the rules, gonna re-sub on an alt. Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:33PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:06PM |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey You: Ask me if I'm a pickle. Stranger: Are u a pickle? You: Nope. You: Ask me if I'm here to tell you about the game ForumWarz because I'm a whore for E-peens and the site creator, Evil Trout, is too cheap to advertize and he's created a gimmick contest on site to generate interest. Stranger: aww Stranger: are u here to tell you about the game ForumWarz because I'm a whore for E-peens and the site creator, Evil Trout, is too cheap to advertize and he's created a gimmick contest on site to generate interest. You: Yes! Good question! Stranger: ahh Stranger: Cyber Sex? You: I tie you to the bed. Stranger: /cry You: The phone rings. Stranger: its ur momma You: No, it is my sister. Stranger: 3some? You: She reminds me that I am supposed to bring soup to her house later. You: I go make soup. Stranger: You are the weakest link Stranger: Good bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:12PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:17PM |
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Edit again, read the rules gonna re-sub on an alt. Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:34PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:29PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:31PM |
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Stranger: hi there Stranger: how are you Stranger: ? You: So I’m making post it sculptures You: I’ve got one of a dog on my desk now You: it’s awesome Stranger: :-D You: took me like three hours I hope my boss doesn’t mind You: have you ever made like office handicrafts? Stranger: sounds cool Stranger: never worked at an office Log in to see images! Stranger: student You: oh Stranger: got time for that You: Well you will soon enough You: ANyway You: yeah Stranger: oh yea Stranger: :-D Stranger: where are you from ? You: so I’ve been experimenting with the best ways to keep them stuck together You: I’ve got a glue stick You: I’m in the US You: Midwest Stranger: me Germany You: Kansas really Stranger: South Log in to see images! You: Cool munich has beer I like beer You: Anyway You: So I’ve got staples keeping it together but they’re bulky and heavy You: and the glue stick doesn’t stick for some reason Stranger: that’s not the best way so.. Stranger: hot glue perhaps ? :-D You: I’m thinking semen You: Lemme just finish rubbing one out You: there we go Stranger: hf You: ew’ You: noe i havew tro type one handed You: oe sec Stranger: Log in to see images! byby Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:32PM |
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You know, the more I do this, the harder it is for me to believe there are still any sincere people anywhere on the internet.
You: So You: Let’s make funny You: GO You: BE FUNNY Stranger: hows things? You: TELL ME A JOKE ****HEAD Stranger: A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR You: RIGHT NOW You: OK GOOD Stranger: “ow” he says You: NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE You: HAHAHAHA You: MORE SHOUTING PLEASE Stranger: WHAT You: TELL ANOTHER JOKE Stranger: II CANT HEAR YOU Stranger: IM DEAF YOU SEE You: TELL A MOTHER****ING JOKE You: **** You: WASTING MY TIME HERE Stranger: you tell me a ****ing joke You: NO YOU MAKE WITH THE FUNNY I ABSORB THE FUNNY Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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And here’s the tail end of one I was very proud of but unfortunately didn’t get the full text for: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:34PM |
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You: so I play forumwarz and I’ll be posting this conversation there. You: is that cool? Stranger: sure You: neat You: so I’m in the breakroom You: On my bosses computer You: hm You: what should I look for? Stranger: breakroom… sounds… fun You: Yeah totally You: Dunno why he has that picture of a sheep on the screen though You: kinda wierd You: it’s plastic Stranger: thats… weird.. very very VERY weird You: I agree You: But he’s an ok boss You: lets me steal fries and surf the web on my breaks You: Hm You: There’s some lotion over here next to his monitor too. Stranger: hmm.. maybe he likes to have soft hands? You: What do you do with lotion at your computer? You: yeah seriously You: God I hate his desktop You: that blow up sheep has like this pink bum Stranger: or… when the keys get all sticky… lotion can take the stick off your hands =] You: and there’s like this white streak coming out of it Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:44PM |
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You: hey do you know what forumwarz is? You: people keep telling me about it Stranger: sorry i don’t know.. You: oh You: dang You: so Stranger: you know? You: you ever get high? You: no You: people come in and there all forumwarz n then their wierd Stranger: how high? You: rude n **** You: y’nko Stranger: i nko You: i dunno like a blunt n a half or so Stranger: me too You: aweome You: dude **** makes me so hard You: like seriously i can push myself away from my desk with my male reproductive organ You: its amazing Stranger: OMG Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 1:50PM |
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Geeze that one took forever:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey do you know what forumwarz is? Stranger: u a woman You: yes Stranger: nice You: you? Stranger: im a man You: ok good Stranger: wat iz ur age b You: 18 Stranger: nice You: yeah Stranger: im 19 You: thats cool You: where are you Stranger: england Stranger: u b You: no im in the us Stranger: nice Stranger: us girlz r so hot You: uk girls r so hot You: they turn me on Stranger: kl You: like whats her name Stranger: so ur a bi or a les You: margaret thatcher Stranger: loool Stranger: wtf You: yeah she was like this paragon of woman Stranger: u a bi You: all I think about is eating her hairy woman's genitals You: yeah bi You: I also like guys Stranger: nice Stranger: i luv woman's genitals You: cool You: like unshaven? Stranger: i dnt mind You: cause my moms a feminist and she says its a male power thign to shave Stranger: u unshaven You: so she says nevef shave and Im like mom its like really thing You: thing=thick Stranger: nice You: yeah it gets itchy Stranger: y dnt u shave den bbe You: because then id be a nother pawn of the male power establishemtn You: thats what mom says Stranger: do u alwayz listen 2 ur mum You: so wut kinda guys do u like You: ? Stranger: i dnt lke guys You: mybe u shud You: its hot Stranger: but im a guy You: for us girs into girls Stranger: i only luv woman's genitals You: yeh but u want a thre You: then I want a thr You: u can suck his male reproductive organ You: and eat his great times You: and stuff Stranger: o well Stranger: bbe u got msn You: no You: just thit You: sry Stranger: thit? You: this Stranger: wat iz thit You: anewai yeah so you gunna make with the male reproductive organsuckin? You: like tony blair You: that guys so hot You: suck tony blair Stranger: i mite if u show me a pic of urslf You: tell me how yr suckin tony blair off Stranger: can i see a pic of u 1st bbe You: no pics sry mms not ok with camras she says they stel ur soul Stranger: lol Stranger: u wanna suk my dik bbe You: but srsly tony blair You: those eyes that hair Stranger: how wud u suk tony blair You: so perfect n i wanna hear about u n tony You: no You: u You: wit tony Stranger: but i dnt lke boys bbe Stranger: r ur mammary glands big babe You: sur u do You: u lik boys You: just try it You: like up th bum Stranger: kk Stranger: r ur mammary glands big You: likt tony rubbin his male reproductive organ all over ur face You: gets ms so hot You: srsly You: liek tell me about tony rubbing his male reproductive organ on ur face Stranger: u wanna see my dik bb Stranger: do u wanna see my dik You: no i wanna see tony s male reproductive organ in ur mout now You: ur not listening Stranger: bbe i anit gay You: maks it hottr You: if like hes tied u up Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 2:26PM |
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Stranger: Hey You: Hi! Have you heard of forumwarz? It’s a p cool game. Stranger: Whats up? Stranger: nah.. im watching prn You: thats cul You: Im at work You: So dude Stranger: what You: Did you ever think about what would happen if you chopped your male reproductive organ off while you were hard? You: like blood would fly everywhere You: major problem Stranger: ouh You: yeah Stranger: you killed my boner Stranger: **** You: hey man just as well You: wouldnt wanna get it chopped off You: while you fap You: don’t keep razors near your male reproductive organ Stranger: **** Stranger: good advise Stranger: I wont You: yeah You: so I fap to like snuff films You: seen a snuf film? Stranger: snuff? Stranger: dont know what it is. but I wanna know You: Masochism snuff film. You: Dude takes another dude to the woods and slowly kills him while he cuts himself Stranger: oh Stranger: **** You: There not legal technically Stranger: i dont wanna see You: but u know u can find em places You: yeah dude You: so tell me about your male reproductive organ and your razors Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 2:37PM |
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Stranger: hey You: have you heard of http://forumwarz.co ? Stranger: nope You: Oh You: Cool Stranger: so You: So my sister just ran in Stranger: wubu2? Stranger: ok You: Yeah Stranger: is she gonna handcuff you? You: She’s all angry that I locked her in the basement Stranger: >< Stranger: lmao You: She was like screaming at me You: can you believe her? Stranger: handcuff and gag her >< You: Nah I’m having a bit of a breakdown myself Stranger: why? You: I have to send all my guests away because the foreshadowed collapse of my dynasty and house is about to happen You: Downsides of incest, you know how it is. Stranger: ok Stranger: well You: And like a ghastly rapid river You: through the pale door You: a hideous throng rush out forever You: and laugh but smile no more Stranger: im handcuffed and the girl that did it to me has the keys has gone out for the night :s You: yeah You: so my house is about to fall down You: You should leave Stranger: so? rebuild it! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 2:59PM |
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Connecting to server…
oh god I lol’d. Proof=V Log in to see images!
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Jesus christ
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I didn’t troll this next one as much because this guy was FULL OF ****ING WON. FYI, I started the Pokemont hing because I thought it’d throw him off, but all it did was serve to make his male reproductive organ harder. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Also, FORUMWARZ ENCOUNTER! I made it panoramic ‘cuz I’m the **** like that. Doomish edited this message on 04/10/2009 8:05PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 7:05PM |
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Connecting to server…Miss Prince edited this message on 04/10/2009 11:36PM |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 8:47PM |
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Proof that you can, in fact, troll a troll. |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 9:07PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hi Stranger: What are you doing You: Playing a game of computerized entertainment. Stranger: nice Log in to see images! You: Ever be hearing of Forumwarz? Stranger: Never. You: Google it for excitement. Stranger: You talk funny You: I am to be apologizing. I am from Japan. You: It is amazing to be on internet for text talking. Stranger: lol ok Stranger: I’m in US Stranger: What do you want to talk about? You: My dream is to bring down the American capitalist infrastructure. Stranger: What? You: I am to being sorry. My english is no vary good. You: I meaning to say I don’t care. I am up for what ever is clever. You: I like capitalists America. Yay. You: Do you know my meaning? Stranger: it’s cool XD Stranger: What do you do for fun? You: I sometimes take my thing. You: What’s the word? You: My thing. The pink thing. Stranger: ??? You: Hold on I use internet to dictionary word means. Stranger: lol ok You: My male reproductive organ. You: is that right? My male reproductive organ? You: I take it and put it in my computer tray Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 10:41PM |
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Last minute submission!
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 Stranger: 你够2 You: Dammit! Now you messed me up! You: I’ve got to start all over. You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 Stranger: 你很2 Stranger: 你很2 Stranger: 你很2 You: You have to wait for the attack to refresh! You: Now there’s like twenty dialog boxes open You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 You: 1 You: 2 Stranger: what’s wrong with you? are you sick? You: Actually. I am a bit ill. Thanks for asking. You: I’ve always heard people are jerks on the internet. You: thanks for proving them wrong. Stranger: ok no thanks Stranger: you seems to be a ET You: Evil Trout? You: I hear he’s a male reproductive organ bishop. Stranger: oh you are so learned You: Yeah. Six years of high school and everything. Stranger: i see You: Ever hear the term “Yhbt”? Stranger: no You: Google it. You: Or maybe, urban dictionary. You: Become enlightened. Stranger: ok Stranger: i prefer to getting the explanation from you if you don’t mind Stranger: so tell me You: The term YHBT stands for “You have been trolled” indicating that I feel I’ve accomplished my task. Stranger: thanks Stranger: so where do you come from .the US? You: Naturally Your conversational partner has disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/10/2009 11:28PM |
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