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Doomish

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Post it so others can fap.

Not me.

Nope.

You: Hey

Stranger: Hey

You: Hey, guess what.

Stranger: What?

You: YOU LOST THE GAME

Stranger: The what

You: THE GAME

Stranger: What game?

You: You’re playing it right now.

Stranger: I don’t get it.

Stranger: I’m gonna go…

You: NO, WAIT

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Yeah?

You: Forumwarz

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I love informing other internet people of Thug Aim!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Stranger: hi !

You: Good afternoon

You: Would you like to buy a fuller brush?

Stranger: Thank you my lord

You: Very high quality brushes

Stranger: I don’t know what is a fuller brush :/

You: They’re from nova scotia

You: They’re for brushing your hair

Stranger: OMG :/

You: may I come in? I’ve got a full set in my suitcase here.

You: I’ll just get them set up

Stranger: Robert the pedobear ?

You: pedobear? No no no.

You: I’m here to sell you brushes

Stranger: Hum hum

You: very high quality brushes

Stranger: Trade man

You: Look at this, pure camel hair

You: in an inlaid oak finish

Stranger: Do you like rock ?

You: it’s beautiful

Stranger: My friend

Stranger: Yeah

You: no I can’t stand rock, my kids love it but that new fangled music is too much for me

You: But your wife will love it

Stranger: :/

You: These brushes, see?

Stranger: I see

Stranger: Pretty brushes

You: Good

You: Very pretty

Stranger: so good

You: So it’s 50$ for the set, are you itnerested?

Stranger: NO

You: They make a great christmas present

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Log in to see images! Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:07PM

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

Avatar: 143321 2012-12-01 08:11:39 -0500
7

[KLAN OF PENGUINS A-
ND RACECARS
]

Level 42 Troll

I secretly like the Fairy Penguin

This is one of my worst trolls ever, but I guess I’ll post it.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: wanna talk about sex?

You: k

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/f/cali

You: u?

Stranger: 16 f lithuania

Stranger: i’m bi

You: me 2

Stranger: cool!

Stranger: are you pretty?

You: i have blonde hair and green eyes

You: what about you?

Stranger: blonde hair, brown eyes

Stranger: everyone says i look like scarlett johansson haha

Stranger: do you have a pic?

You: h/o

You: lemme look

Stranger: ok

You: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2r47nky&s=5

You: u have any pics?

Stranger: yes: http://i9.ifrype.com/02/099/3502099/m_2008110423195898524.jpg

Stranger: i’m going to look at your pic now

Stranger: is that really you? wow you’re really pretty

You: thank you, your really pretty too.

You: so have you ever had any experiences with a girl before?

Stranger: yes I kissed a girl once

Stranger: I really liked it

You: EWWWW

You: YOU SICK ****

You: BTW

You: GO TO FORUMWARZ

You: LOLOL

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Edit: read the rules, gonna re-sub on an alt.

Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:33PM

scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Ask me if I'm a pickle.
Stranger: Are u a pickle?
You: Nope.
You: Ask me if I'm here to tell you about the game ForumWarz because I'm a whore for E-peens and 
the site creator, Evil Trout, is too cheap to advertize and he's created a gimmick contest on 
site to generate interest.
Stranger: aww
Stranger: are u here to tell you about the game ForumWarz because I'm a whore for E-peens and 
the site creator, Evil Trout, is too cheap to advertize and he's created a gimmick contest on 
site to generate interest.
You: Yes! Good question!
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: Cyber Sex?
You: I tie you to the bed.
Stranger: /cry
You: The phone rings.
Stranger: its ur momma
You: No, it is my sister.
Stranger: 3some?
You: She reminds me that I am supposed to bring soup to her house later.
You: I go make soup.
Stranger: You are the weakest link
Stranger: Good bye
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Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: REDRUM

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Stranger: what?

You: REDRUM

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Stranger: are you crazy?

You: REDRUM

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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Edit again, read the rules gonna re-sub on an alt.

Fortunato edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:34PM

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

baou30 Posted:

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ****, I’m out of lube.

You: Can I borrow some from you?

You: Plz?

You: I’ll suck your male reproductive organ.

Stranger: ha

You: No, male reproductive organsucking then?

Stranger: if i had a male reproductive organ it would work.

You: I was looking forward to that.

You: Anyways.

Stranger: oh im sure.

You: I have Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.

You: Wanna play?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

Stranger: i dont play yu gi oh

You: Wanna play again?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

You: Wanna play again?

You: I PLAY EXODIA.

You: Wanna play again?

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Edit: I think this is the best I can do. Log in to see images!

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Montressor

Avatar: 77535 Tue Jan 13 09:44:11 -0500 2009
16

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 37 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: how are you

Stranger: ?

You: So I’m making post it sculptures

You: I’ve got one of a dog on my desk now

You: it’s awesome

Stranger: :-D

You: took me like three hours I hope my boss doesn’t mind

You: have you ever made like office handicrafts?

Stranger: sounds cool

Stranger: never worked at an office Log in to see images!

Stranger: student

You: oh

Stranger: got time for that

You: Well you will soon enough

You: ANyway

You: yeah

Stranger: oh yea

Stranger: :-D

Stranger: where are you from ?

You: so I’ve been experimenting with the best ways to keep them stuck together

You: I’ve got a glue stick

You: I’m in the US

You: Midwest

Stranger: me Germany

You: Kansas really

Stranger: South Log in to see images!

You: Cool munich has beer I like beer

You: Anyway

You: So I’ve got staples keeping it together but they’re bulky and heavy

You: and the glue stick doesn’t stick for some reason

Stranger: that’s not the best way so..

Stranger: hot glue perhaps ? :-D

You: I’m thinking semen

You: Lemme just finish rubbing one out

You: there we go

Stranger: hf

You: ew’

You: noe i havew tro type one handed

You: oe sec

Stranger: Log in to see images! byby

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The Shade

Avatar: 107703 Sun Jan 04 22:31:23 -0500 2009
10

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

You know, the more I do this, the harder it is for me to believe there are still any sincere people anywhere on the internet.

You: So

You: Let’s make funny

You: GO

You: BE FUNNY

Stranger: hows things?

You: TELL ME A JOKE ****HEAD

Stranger: A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR

You: RIGHT NOW

You: OK GOOD

Stranger: “ow” he says

You: NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE

You: HAHAHAHA

You: MORE SHOUTING PLEASE

Stranger: WHAT

You: TELL ANOTHER JOKE

Stranger: II CANT HEAR YOU

Stranger: IM DEAF YOU SEE

You: TELL A MOTHER****ING JOKE

You: ****

You: WASTING MY TIME HERE

Stranger: you tell me a ****ing joke

You: NO YOU MAKE WITH THE FUNNY I ABSORB THE FUNNY

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And here’s the tail end of one I was very proud of but unfortunately didn’t get the full text for:

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Lucky Fort

Avatar: 166242 Sun Mar 22 21:24:17 -0400 2009

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 1 Re-Re

You: so I play forumwarz and I’ll be posting this conversation there.

You: is that cool?

Stranger: sure

You: neat

You: so I’m in the breakroom

You: On my bosses computer

You: hm

You: what should I look for?

Stranger: breakroom… sounds… fun

You: Yeah totally

You: Dunno why he has that picture of a sheep on the screen though

You: kinda wierd

You: it’s plastic

Stranger: thats… weird.. very very VERY weird

You: I agree

You: But he’s an ok boss

You: lets me steal fries and surf the web on my breaks

You: Hm

You: There’s some lotion over here next to his monitor too.

Stranger: hmm.. maybe he likes to have soft hands?

You: What do you do with lotion at your computer?

You: yeah seriously

You: God I hate his desktop

You: that blow up sheep has like this pink bum

Stranger: or… when the keys get all sticky… lotion can take the stick off your hands =]

You: and there’s like this white streak coming out of it

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Manorca

Avatar: 157574 Sun Mar 08 23:46:54 -0400 2009

[The Airship]

Level 1 Re-Re

You: hey do you know what forumwarz is?

You: people keep telling me about it

Stranger: sorry i don’t know..

You: oh

You: dang

You: so

Stranger: you know?

You: you ever get high?

You: no

You: people come in and there all forumwarz n then their wierd

Stranger: how high?

You: rude n ****

You: y’nko

Stranger: i nko

You: i dunno like a blunt n a half or so

Stranger: me too

You: aweome

You: dude **** makes me so hard

You: like seriously i can push myself away from my desk with my male reproductive organ

You: its amazing

Stranger: OMG

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Fort Naruto

Avatar: 88300 Mon Mar 30 17:18:30 -0400 2009
2

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 29 Camwhore

“Playmate of the Month”

Geeze that one took forever:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey do you know what forumwarz is?

Stranger: u a woman

You: yes

Stranger: nice

You: you?

Stranger: im a man

You: ok good

Stranger: wat iz ur age b

You: 18

Stranger: nice

You: yeah

Stranger: im 19

You: thats cool

You: where are you

Stranger: england

Stranger: u b

You: no im in the us

Stranger: nice

Stranger: us girlz r so hot

You: uk girls r so hot

You: they turn me on

Stranger: kl

You: like whats her name

Stranger: so ur a bi or a les

You: margaret thatcher

Stranger: loool

Stranger: wtf

You: yeah she was like this paragon of woman

Stranger: u a bi

You: all I think about is eating her hairy woman's genitals

You: yeah bi

You: I also like guys

Stranger: nice

Stranger: i luv woman's genitals

You: cool

You: like unshaven?

Stranger: i dnt mind

You: cause my moms a feminist and she says its a male power thign to shave

Stranger: u unshaven

You: so she says nevef shave and Im like mom its like really thing

You: thing=thick

Stranger: nice

You: yeah it gets itchy

Stranger: y dnt u shave den bbe

You: because then id be a nother pawn of the male power establishemtn

You: thats what mom says

Stranger: do u alwayz listen 2 ur mum

You: so wut kinda guys do u like

You: ?

Stranger: i dnt lke guys

You: mybe u shud

You: its hot

Stranger: but im a guy

You: for us girs into girls

Stranger: i only luv woman's genitals

You: yeh but u want a thre

You: then I want a thr

You: u can suck his male reproductive organ

You: and eat his great times

You: and stuff

Stranger: o well

Stranger: bbe u got msn

You: no

You: just thit

You: sry

Stranger: thit?

You: this

Stranger: wat iz thit

You: anewai yeah so you gunna make with the male reproductive organsuckin?

You: like tony blair

You: that guys so hot

You: suck tony blair

Stranger: i mite if u show me a pic of urslf

You: tell me how yr suckin tony blair off

Stranger: can i see a pic of u 1st bbe

You: no pics sry mms not ok with camras she says they stel ur soul

Stranger: lol

Stranger: u wanna suk my dik bbe

You: but srsly tony blair

You: those eyes that hair

Stranger: how wud u suk tony blair

You: so perfect n i wanna hear about u n tony

You: no

You: u

You: wit tony

Stranger: but i dnt lke boys bbe

Stranger: r ur mammary glands big babe

You: sur u do

You: u lik boys

You: just try it

You: like up th bum

Stranger: kk

Stranger: r ur mammary glands big

You: likt tony rubbin his male reproductive organ all over ur face

You: gets ms so hot

You: srsly

You: liek tell me about tony rubbing his male reproductive organ on ur face

Stranger: u wanna see my dik bb

Stranger: do u wanna see my dik

You: no i wanna see tony s male reproductive organ in ur mout now

You: ur not listening

Stranger: bbe i anit gay

You: maks it hottr

You: if like hes tied u up

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Luchesi

Avatar: 92015 Sat Jan 24 00:21:13 -0500 2009

[Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fanclub]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

Stranger: Hey

You: Hi! Have you heard of forumwarz? It’s a p cool game.

Stranger: Whats up?

Stranger: nah.. im watching prn

You: thats cul

You: Im at work

You: So dude

Stranger: what

You: Did you ever think about what would happen if you chopped your male reproductive organ off while you were hard?

You: like blood would fly everywhere

You: major problem

Stranger: ouh

You: yeah

Stranger: you killed my boner

Stranger: ****

You: hey man just as well

You: wouldnt wanna get it chopped off

You: while you fap

You: don’t keep razors near your male reproductive organ

Stranger: ****

Stranger: good advise

Stranger: I wont

You: yeah

You: so I fap to like snuff films

You: seen a snuf film?

Stranger: snuff?

Stranger: dont know what it is. but I wanna know

You: Masochism snuff film.

You: Dude takes another dude to the woods and slowly kills him while he cuts himself

Stranger: oh

Stranger: ****

You: There not legal technically

Stranger: i dont wanna see

You: but u know u can find em places

You: yeah dude

You: so tell me about your male reproductive organ and your razors

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Roderick Ush-
er

Avatar: 134996 Tue Apr 07 22:26:47 -0400 2009

Level 2 Re-Re

Stranger: hey

You: have you heard of http://forumwarz.co ?

Stranger: nope

You: Oh

You: Cool

Stranger: so

You: So my sister just ran in

Stranger: wubu2?

Stranger: ok

You: Yeah

Stranger: is she gonna handcuff you?

You: She’s all angry that I locked her in the basement

Stranger: ><

Stranger: lmao

You: She was like screaming at me

You: can you believe her?

Stranger: handcuff and gag her ><

You: Nah I’m having a bit of a breakdown myself

Stranger: why?

You: I have to send all my guests away because the foreshadowed collapse of my dynasty and house is about to happen

You: Downsides of incest, you know how it is.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: well

You: And like a ghastly rapid river

You: through the pale door

You: a hideous throng rush out forever

You: and laugh but smile no more

Stranger: im handcuffed and the girl that did it to me has the keys has gone out for the night :s

You: yeah

You: so my house is about to fall down

You: You should leave

Stranger: so? rebuild it!

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Doomish

Avatar: Blue Guitar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A/S/L?

Stranger: 54/m/usa

Stranger: yourself?

You: 11/m/cupboard under the stairs

Stranger: you looking for fun?

You: YES SIR I AM

Stranger: your just my type

Stranger: whats your address?

You: 104 S. East St.

You: why

Stranger: state?

You: IL

Stranger: I want to mee you

You: Cool.

Stranger: meet you i mean

Stranger: And play with you

You: AWESOME

You: I JUST GOT A PS3

You: oh you mean sex

Stranger: 11 year old boys make me horney

Stranger: yes I do

You: Are you a troll?

You: Becuase you’re totally trolling.

You: Troll.

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oh god I lol’d. Proof=V

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Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: what the ****

You: no

You: you’re wrong

Stranger: KOREA BEST UR COUNTRY ****

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

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Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: RAGE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한vvv

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: v

Stranger: v

Stranger: v

Stranger: vvvv

You: okay I’m bored

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: STOP IT YOU ****

IT ISN’T FUNNY

You: NOT ANYMORE

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

You: GOD

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Stranger: KOREA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND **** EVERY ONE 한국은 세계에서 가장 좋은 나라인데, 섹스 매일 한

Jesus christ

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HEY

You: HEY

You: YOU

You: YOU

Stranger: Christophe the Ruler?

You: Your mom?

Stranger: ****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Log in to see images!

I didn’t troll this next one as much because this guy was FULL OF ****ING WON. FYI, I started the Pokemont hing because I thought it’d throw him off, but all it did was serve to make his male reproductive organ harder.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: take me on

You: IIIIII’LLL BEEEEE GOOOOONE

You: IN A DAY OR

You: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Stranger: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

You: lol

Stranger: so whats up

You: Not much. ASL?

Stranger: 16/m/usa You?

You: 18/m/IL

You: (illinois)

Stranger: oh

Stranger: you probably cyber with ****es huh

You: what

You: no

You: that’s gross

You: ...Okay yes

Stranger: lol

You: I HAD REESES’ PUFFS FOR BREAKFAST

You: and not the cereal either

Stranger: bahahaha

You: my dormmate teabagged me and taped it

You: oh god

You: It’s all over the internet

You: OH LORD WHY

Stranger: watever fgt

You: lol

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: what are your fave bands

You: Uh.

You: I don’t have a fave.

You: Just, like, Alterna-Rock in general.

Stranger: fgt

Stranger: cool

You: BAAAW

You: Wait you called me a fgt and then cool in the same five seconds how does that work

You: what the hell

Stranger: I’m cool like that

You: DO YOU PLAY FORUMWARZ

You: ?

Stranger: no thats for fgts

You: Then you are not cool.

You: I’m soryy, you’re a failure.

Stranger: Sheeeit fine upstanding member of society

You: SHEET MUSIC?

Stranger: fail

You: True.

You: I am a failure.

You: BAAAAWWW

Stranger: yes go die

You: wheee death

You: DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE

Stranger: hahahhahaha

You: DO IT fabulous person

You: RAAAARL

Stranger: alk;fjal;kdfjasdkflsjaaskl;djfa

Stranger: I’m a bear

Stranger: RAWR

You: COLBERT SMASH!

You: RAWR

Stranger: OH noeZ

You: You’re on Notice!

You: ROAR

You: Oh damn it

Stranger: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You: This conversation has been epic.

Stranger: Why yes it has

You: PRESS ALT+F4 FOR THE SITE’S SOURCE CODE

Stranger: no fgt

You: OR CTRL+W

You: OR OPTION>F2 ON A MAC

Stranger: a;klsdfjo;ajgioawehg

You: LOL ALL CAPS

Stranger: I c dat fgt

You: Well, I WAS going to troll the hell out of you at the beginning of this conversation…

You: But now I’ll tell my friends “hey eh’s a pretty cool guy”

Stranger: I am COOOOOOOOOOOOL

You: “eh accepts trolls and doesn’t afraid of anything”

Stranger: otay

You: I ACCIDENTALLY IN MY PANTS

Stranger: oh noez

Stranger: all your base are belong to us

You: Soooo…

You: Been to 4chan recently?

Stranger: nah

You: GO THERE NOW

Stranger: I haven’t been there in forever

Stranger: no fgt

You: PRETEND TO BECOME AN HERO

You: THEN YOU WILL BE LOVED

Stranger: you’re gonna post this convo lol

You: Nah

Stranger: yea huh

You: I wouldn’t do that

Stranger: I would

You: Naaaah

You: (fingers crossed)

You: I’m cool like that.

You: PINKIE SWEAR I WON’T TELL ANYONE

Stranger: oooooooookkkkkkkkk fine upstanding member of society

You: aaaaaw

Stranger: I dont pinkie swear fgt

You: Pinkie swears are a sacred bond.

You: DO IT

Stranger: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: holy jesus

You: someone opened up a can of spaghettio’s

Stranger: I dropped the whole bag

You: god damn it garfield

You: CLEAN IT UP

Stranger: blahstigiiuew

You: IF I SEE THAT ****ING blahstigiiuew ONE MORE TIME

You: what

Stranger: BLAHSTIGIIUEWW

You: In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have said DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.

You: That was rude.

Stranger: yes it was

Stranger: bow down to blastoise

You: If Blastoise was my dad things would be different around here.

Stranger: well he’s not now is he

You: no

You: ;-;

Stranger: your dad is a fabulous person jigglypuff

You: MY MOM IS A MILF NINETAILS

You: MY DAD IS A DRUG-SELLING GENGAR

You: MY LIFE SUCKS

Stranger: yes your life does

You: wow

You: I’m 18 and I’m chatting with strangers

You: online

You: I’m also slightly drunk

You: WHEEEE

Stranger: I think its been established that you are a loozer

You: **** YEAR

You: What? “Stranger” is evolving!

Stranger: ROAR

Stranger: oh noez

You: Your “Stranger” has evolved into a “Chris Hanson”!

Stranger: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

You: “Chris Hanson” used TAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE

You: Critical hit!

You: Foe “You” fainted!

Stranger: oh noez

Stranger: You has no more available pokemon YOU whited out

You: God damn it YOU.

Stranger: *goes and cries*

You: “Nurse Joy” Slapped you across the face for being a dumbbum!

You: “Nurse Joy” levelled up!

Stranger: bahahahahaha

Stranger: i raped nurse joy

You: “Nurse Joy” removed pants!

Stranger: bahahahahahaha

You: What? “You” is evolving!

You: “You” has levelled up!

You: (if you know what I mean)

Stranger: hellz yea

You: “You” learned “Premature Ejaculation”!

Stranger: bahahahaha

Stranger: power thrust

Stranger: nurse joy fainted

You: “Nurse Joy” has an EGG!

Stranger: lol

You: oh god this has gone on too long

Stranger: take it to golderod

You: Challenger “Stranger” wants to fight!

You: Stranger used bum enjoy!

You: Critical Hit!

Stranger: You used recover

You: You fell the **** asleep in the middle of battle like a dumbbum

Stranger: so

Stranger: You woke up

Stranger: You used

You: Stranger uses Stomp on You’s nuts

You: You fainted!

Stranger: You sent out me

You: You and Me pose as a team

You: CUZ **** JUST GOT REAL

You: Oh my god this conversation is so epic

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Me used “automatic win”

You: Me gained 1337 exp.!

You: What? Me is a dumbbum!

Stranger: bahhahahaha

You: Me learned “FFFFFFFFFF”

Stranger: Wild fabulous person appeared

You: WILD fabulous person DISSAPEARED!

Stranger: lol

You: WHERE THE **** DID HE GO

Stranger: Wild **** appeared

You: Wild **** used “Lick”!

You: IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Stranger: oh noez

You: okay

Stranger: You sent out me

You: I think I’m gonna wrap it up

Stranger: otayz

You: You used SEPULCHRITUDE

You: It’s SUPER QUADRUPLE ****ING EFFECTIVE

You: The entire world faints

Stranger: Blahstiguiiweze

You: You faints

You: Me faints

You: Wild **** faints

Stranger: hahaha

You: Chris Hanson faints

You: Qild fabulous person faints

You: *wild

Stranger: bahahahahahahaha

You: Stranger faints

Stranger: wild **** survies

You: Nurse Joy faints

Stranger: *survives

You: THE MOON FAINTS AND CRASHES INTO THE GODDAMN EARTH

You: What?

You: Earth is evolving!

You: Your Earth evolved into a Mbum Black Hole!

You: Mbum Black Hole used Explosion!

You: THE END

Stranger: lulz

Stranger: ever wonder why they call her nurse joy

Stranger: I know why

You: oh god I lol’

You: d

Stranger: lulz at happy endings

You: FREE EGG ROLL FOR YOU!

You: HAPPY ENDING!

Stranger: yayz

You: Weeeeeell, I’d better be going. My Dinner-for-one…again-Dinner is ready!

Stranger: otay

You: Contact info so we can lulz later, plz

Stranger: Idk myspace???

You: mmk sure

You: Name?

Stranger: Crescencio

Stranger: YOu?

You: I don’t have a Myspace, lulz

Stranger: gayz

You: Incidentally, I was thinking of making one

Stranger: facebook?

You: nope

Stranger: gayz

You: Agh, don’t worry, I’ll contact you.

Stranger: how

Stranger: ??

You: Trust in my bumurance.

You: /Darth Vader Voice

Stranger: lol bumurance

You: lol

You have disconnected.

Also, FORUMWARZ ENCOUNTER! I made it panoramic ‘cuz I’m the **** like that.

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/8983/99025584.png

Doomish edited this message on 04/10/2009 8:05PM

Miss Prince

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
2

[The House of Badfic]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: KYOUBAI! Salutation!

Stranger: Animal cruelty! ö

You: Log in to see images! This is what is happening?

Stranger: Hallelujahç

Stranger: *!

You: Who are you being presently?

Stranger: Today.. I am.. a famous monkey.

Stranger: And you?

You: I am the extraordinary auction person!

You: KYOUBAI!

You: Is the transaction whose price is splendid low sought?

You: Do you wish to exchange with similar personnels the second hand goods?

You: Join us with ForumWarz, look at KYOUBAI! Public Auctioning Concern! It needs because of the thing which is sold out entirely.

You: Advertisement is the best, yes? XD

Stranger: That’s hawt.

Stranger: xD.

You: Hawt?

You: You desire to the cyber?

Stranger: No. Someone who asks that turns me off.

You: Disappointment.

Stranger: Yeh. i’m sorry.

You: Is it being the tentacles which are disturbing you?

You: They wiggle only slightly.

Stranger: No-no. I like that!

You: Nice you are not having to be. Kyoubai…

Stranger: I love you. :3

Stranger: Marry me?

You: JUBILATION!

You: Many betentacled children we shall have!

Stranger: Yes! Finally! My dream comes true!

You: Today is a day of great joy. Log in to see images!

You: The prejudice of the squid has been overcome!

You: And then honeymooning, in which there shall be much insertion of tentacles into your various orifices.

Stranger: I have no idea what you’re talking about, but.. YAAAAAY!

You: KYOUBAI!

Stranger: You make it sound so exciting.

You: Excitation will be there!

You: In your various orifices.

You: KYOUBAI!

Stranger: I can’t wait!

Stranger: Here!

Stranger: And now!

You: Who joins us together?

Stranger: I don’t know. You may choose, my dear.

You: ...Sudden it seems.

You: The Public Auctioning Concern calling out.

You: I have only the singular love.

You: ...and it is KYOUBAI

You: Sadness. But truth.

Stranger: That hurts my feelings baby.

You: A squid is only his work. A work is only his squid.

You: There is no other. ;_;

Stranger: Ok. I.. I shall accept that.

You: Apologies with my sadness.

You: Thank you for such a thing, young person.

You: And please anticipate KYOUBAI! Public Auctioning Concern at http://www.forumwarz.co

You: I desire the fact of speaking directly in the future once more.

Stranger: It was too beautiful to be true.

You: That which is pretty, as for it, it cannot continuing.

You: Sayonara! KYOUBAI!

You have disconnected.

Miss Prince edited this message on 04/10/2009 11:36PM

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Log in to see images!

Proof that you can, in fact, troll a troll.

Phantom Phre-
ak

Avatar: 76791 Thu Dec 04 11:57:12 -0500 2008
2

[Hack The Planet]

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

    Connecting to server…

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hello

    You: Hi

    Stranger: What are you doing

    You: Playing a game of computerized entertainment.

    Stranger: nice Log in to see images!

    You: Ever be hearing of Forumwarz?

    Stranger: Never.

    You: Google it for excitement.

    Stranger: You talk funny

    You: I am to be apologizing. I am from Japan.

    You: It is amazing to be on internet for text talking.

    Stranger: lol ok

    Stranger: I’m in US

    Stranger: What do you want to talk about?

    You: My dream is to bring down the American capitalist infrastructure.

    Stranger: What?

    You: I am to being sorry. My english is no vary good.

    You: I meaning to say I don’t care. I am up for what ever is clever.

    You: I like capitalists America. Yay.

    You: Do you know my meaning?

    Stranger: it’s cool XD

    Stranger: What do you do for fun?

    You: I sometimes take my thing.

    You: What’s the word?

    You: My thing. The pink thing.

    Stranger: ???

    You: Hold on I use internet to dictionary word means.

    Stranger: lol ok

    You: My male reproductive organ.

    You: is that right? My male reproductive organ?

    You: I take it and put it in my computer tray

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Last minute submission!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

Stranger: 你够2

You: Dammit! Now you messed me up!

You: I’ve got to start all over.

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

You: 1

You: 2

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You: You have to wait for the attack to refresh!

You: Now there’s like twenty dialog boxes open

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Stranger: what’s wrong with you? are you sick?

You: Actually. I am a bit ill. Thanks for asking.

You: I’ve always heard people are jerks on the internet.

You: thanks for proving them wrong.

Stranger: ok no thanks

Stranger: you seems to be a ET

You: Evil Trout?

You: I hear he’s a male reproductive organ bishop.

Stranger: oh you are so learned

You: Yeah. Six years of high school and everything.

Stranger: i see

You: Ever hear the term “Yhbt”?

Stranger: no

You: Google it.

You: Or maybe, urban dictionary.

You: Become enlightened.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i prefer to getting the explanation from you if you don’t mind

Stranger: so tell me

You: The term YHBT stands for “You have been trolled” indicating that I feel I’ve accomplished my task.

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: so where do you come from .the US?

You: Naturally

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