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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi You: how are you today? Stranger: not bad u? Stranger: ASL? You: 17/f/GA You: you? Stranger: 18/M/UK Stranger: wats GA? You: georgia, USA You: its a state Stranger: oh yer i could of guessed that Stranger: xD You: i guess thats why they call this place omegle xD Stranger: well i seriously hope they dont Stranger: xd Stranger: so tell me something that none of the other strangers would have? You: you want me to tell you somethign that none of the other strangers would have told me? Stranger: tell me Stranger: =] You: go to forumwarz.com, sign up for a free account. Stranger: wats forumwars? Stranger: lol You: just do it. you’ll see mammary glands You: lots of them Stranger: i aint that desperate hun You: i’m going to post this conversation on the message boards there Stranger: oh noes You: yes. You: to win a conest Stranger: lol now thats sad oki You: no its awesome Stranger: wat prize do u get? You: internet currency You: plus respect Stranger: now thats some sad shizz rite there Stranger: is that moni like on facebook You: no, I already explained to you, its awesome. You: yes, kinda like that Stranger: u need respect over the interent? Stranger: girl wat u need is a reality check Stranger: xD You: yes. from people I don’t know Stranger: kk reality check **** Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:45PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: helll Stranger: o You: **** YOU You: fabulous personGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG You: ot. Log in to see images! You: Log in to see images! Stranger: why cpme on if your just gonna be a prick Stranger: ‘no man You: STFU You: noob Stranger: your ****ing imature up the bum dogg You: don’t ill with the ****ING FILLIN Stranger: imma noob, and your a male reproductive organleess fabulous person You: up the bum UP UR MOMS bum You: MY male reproductive organS BIGGER THAN YOURS Stranger: ill **** ur mom up her bum You: AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:48PM |
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Omegle Talk to strangers! 3470 users online the Funadvice Traffic Exchange Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: GOD! Stranger: WHERE? You: Sorry You: HERRE Stranger: Oh ****! Stranger: Repent Stranger: the end is very nigh! You: Ok You: I repent You: Now what? Stranger: Now. You: NOW? Stranger: We play ski ball with jesus You: Awesome Stranger: Not really Stranger: He’s really good Stranger: I mean come on. Stranger: he’s the son of god You: Yep Stranger: How is that fair You: I know Stranger: and you can’t turn him down You: But… maybe we can pull something off You: how about satan? Stranger: He goes all “hey do you recall when i died for your sins?” Stranger: What about him. You: I forgot about that… You: Well, Satan has powers and stuff You: Maybe he’s good at ski ball Stranger: That be a great match You: Yes Stranger: best part Stranger: Jesus can’t cheat You: But Satan can. And will cheat You: Maybe satan will win Stranger: We should call satan up. You: yep You: Do you have his number? Stranger: 666-666-6661 You: Ok, i’ll dial it Stranger: I bet he busy. Stranger: I mean we did just have the kulling of all mankind. You: OK. You: Satan says he… You: Will be there Stranger: Awesome You: Yeah. 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You: You totally fooled me Stranger: Hey, i don’t practice. You: You’re really a guy You: Aren’t you? Stranger: Clearly You: Heh. My feminine instinct is never wrong Stranger: So You: How about you? Stranger: hmm? You: Yeah… Stranger: yep… You: I guess so… Stranger: i can’t call you out if your not a chick Stranger: well played You: Maybe we can hang out You: And have a beer Stranger: and speak of old times You: Yes. And old friends Stranger: Where you from? You: Europe You: You? Stranger: R.I the states. You: Far away, man Stranger: thats a long way to travel Stranger: been here long have you? Stranger: on the site i mean You: Not really. 5 minutes Stranger: Ohh Stranger: well You: How about you? Stranger: I found it the other day You: Cool. I just found it. Stranger: its a good time sink You: And it’s pretty funny You: Yep You: I like time sinks Stranger: With other people. You: And robots Stranger: You could be a bot You: I am a real person Stranger: I could be a bot for that matter Stranger: Am i? You: You are a real person too Stranger: Good. Stranger: I was worried. You: Nah, you seem to be very human and random You: Robots are predictable Stranger: good point. Stranger: Who sent you this site? You: And boring and… you know. Someone sent me on this site You: To check it out Stranger: same You: Maybe it’s the same person Stranger: Gatcity? You: Yes! You: Man, this is weird Stranger: So… You: Yeah… Stranger: Wanna get breakfast? You: Sure. It’s on me Stranger: your a kind person. You: I’m a cool guy Stranger: Well i’ll see you. Stranger: Time to be random. You: Hey, wait. Stranger: ? You: Ok. Stranger: Wait for what You: For Gaticity to join Stranger: http://www.generalanytopic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=171144&page=6 You: Ok. I know about that Stranger: Then to join? You: It’s not the time. Soon, very soon Stranger: lurk all you like, beware you will be berated. Stranger: its what we do You: I am no lurker Stranger: your a stranger You: I am your best buddy Stranger: BFFS FOREVER! You: YES! High five down low Stranger: woot You: Hehe. True Stranger: best of luck You: Hey, wait Stranger: ? You: It works Stranger: Ah You: Yep… I know. You: Holy Jesus Stranger: ? Stranger: He lost? You: Nope. He plays pretty darn well You: But Satan is good too Stranger: afk Stranger: Bathroom! You: Hey You: Come back soon Stranger: heh You: I have the bathroom close to my chair Stranger: Why? You: It’s convenient Stranger: i suppose Stranger: Doesn’t it smell? You: My **** don’t smell! Stranger: You said you were a man! You: I am a man You: A bionic man, that is Stranger: A robot! You: Not quite You: My brain is human… Stranger: cyborg You: So to speak… Stranger: So had any interesting convos? Stranger: beside this one You: This is my first Stranger: Ohh You: And it’s pretty interesting Stranger: Awesome Stranger: watch out, some can be creepy You: I know. But I have a vivid imagination You: Wait…. how creepy? Stranger: 4 times in a row You: Impressive Stranger: people opened up with cyber? or Stranger: m/f You: That’s boring Stranger: then quit if i said no or M Stranger: yeah You: And predictable Stranger: but so many in row creeped me out Stranger: also one time it was this far into a convo You: People are boring. Most of them You: How far? Stranger: Like we had been talking this long Stranger: “so…i was wondering” You: Indeed? Stranger: indeed You: Agreed Stranger: So You: I was wondering Stranger: oh god You: Not this again Stranger: Its all happening again You: Wait for the bleep Stranger: D: You: Look outside now You: Do you smell it? Stranger: you said look Stranger: my window was closed! You: I am dada You: Open your mind You: And your bum will follow Stranger: beware the walking dude. You: I have cleaned my thrash bin You: How about you? Is it clean? Stranger: no Stranger: Its full You: Empty it. Like a cup of tea Stranger: overflowing You: Like a buffer Stranger: Streaming into the dumpster You: It’s a strange sensation Stranger: Hmm You: What do you know? Stranger: I know many things You: What do you don’t know? Stranger: ...my future You: Are you sure? Stranger: Well i’m debating too paths You: The future controls the present in my opinion Stranger: Were always moving to it Stranger: No one cares for the now Stranger: It more about tomorrow You: The present is an illusion Stranger: Time is an illusion You: Time is just anotehr dimension You: Look at your hand Stranger: both? You: No. Just one of them Stranger: k You: What do you see? Stranger: my hand You: Details, details, man Stranger: cracks Stranger: callouses Stranger: a burn Stranger: a cut You: Interesting. How many cracks Stranger: one You: Is it a deep cut? Stranger: no its healing You: How did you get it? Stranger: from a knife Stranger: in clbum |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 6:37PM |
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You: A rusty knife? Stranger: No it was clean You: What clbum was it? Stranger: My Hot and cold plated dessert clbum You: Sounds boring to me Stranger: Eh Stranger: at times You: Clbumes rise, clbumes fall, Mao said that Stranger: Great leap foward You: He was a great dictator Stranger: I thought stalin overall did more You: It depends. But you could say that You: Mao killed more people Stranger: Are we going by his own or others? You: By his own, of course Stranger: Well stalin might get a mark up if you count military decisions. Stranger: that he ****ed up Stranger: and got his own men killed You: He had the geographic adevantage You: Hitler ****ed up You: Napoleon ****ed up Stranger: For invading? You: Indeed. The Soviets had three generals: cold, distance and mud You: Mud as in bad roads Stranger: I think they saw Russsia as supporting Britain soon Stranger: so just acted with a preemptive. You: Well, Hitler ****ed up Stranger: Oh totally defense would of beent he way to go You: He rushed into it Stranger: I think japan should of avoided attacking us as well You: Maybe, but that was a different story Stranger: We really didn’t want to get involved beyond supporting supplies and small amount of men You: Pearl harbour changed that Stranger: yep You: USA pride and all that Stranger: It was really that we cut off japan from oil if i recall You: You take pride in your country Stranger: they needed that. You: Oil is essential in war You: Black gold Stranger: Texas T You: Indeed Stranger: Oh god Stranger: I just got that. You: But that was that You: Second world war Stranger: GG no RM You: Also, no blood for oil Stranger: Yeah… Stranger: yeah.. You: What about Obama? Stranger: I’ll give him a year before i judge him You: Very well said Stranger: I mean he wasn’t really handed a good start You: But he started well Stranger: Oh yes You: All this Obama mania Stranger: Have you been to DC? You: No. I’m not a gib fan of USA You: A big fan i mean Stranger: Ah, sorry to hear that Stranger: not that i don’t blame you Stranger: or say you don’t have valid cause You: Well, you know. It’s too much Big Brother Stranger: It just its upsetting to be hated. You: You have a ****ed up country You: A bipolar country Stranger: Well said with that Stranger: 4 years we might be crazy, we might be sane Stranger: 8 years we maybe something else. You: Some of you are insane Stranger: Some of us are idiots. You: That’s a clichee Stranger: True, they’re everywhere You: And that corporation paranoia You: And… the rest. Some are true, some are garbage, some are everywhere Stranger: I do dislike corporations to some point. You: Same here Stranger: Because some are generally out only for themselves. Stranger: and are ruthless. You: That’s the general perception You: I can’t really name a good corporation You: Not even google Stranger: Really? You: Google spooks me out Stranger: Whats google done? Stranger: Oh..oh.. Stranger: Damn never really saw it that way You: Well think about it Stranger: almost everyone uses Stranger: to find everything Stranger: or anything You: Yes. It’s a monopoly You: And Google is trying to take over other sectors Stranger: Yeah but they wouldn’t be the first i’d crack down on You: Heh, Microsoft? Stranger: No Stranger: I forget the name sadly You: IBM then Stranger: but in the states Stranger: all the seeds and food Stranger: is crontoled by i think two companyies. You: Are controlled by… You: Interesting Stranger: Well they sell the seed Stranger: they also grow or rent out land to farmers Stranger: Then they ship it and sell it You: Well, I aways say that Big Pharma is the most evil You: But you have a point You: Food is essential Stranger: I’m in the food industry or plan to be Stranger: So they tell us things like this You: it’s good that they tell you You: And don’t try to manipulate you Stranger: I mean its really several companies but they’re under the umbrella of another Stranger: Its gone gobal too Stranger: last i heard it was in Mexico and India. You: That was the nazi dream: at the surface to have variety You: But all controlled by a single authority You: Maybe if we follow the tracks… You: But that’s another conspiracy theory Stranger: heh You: Yeah. Those amuse me Stranger: Yeah one of my friends is big on telling me them You: Those guys have some facts, but the way they glue them together You: Is ridicolous Stranger: does flat earth society fit in there? You: But there’s a seed of truth You: Flat Earth Society. Heard about it Stranger: Some do make you question. Stranger: Which is nice. You: It’s beyond nice You: It’s what I love. Thinks that make you ponder Stranger: I never heard many about other countries. You: That’s what i dislike about you americans You: Most of you are ignorant about the rest of the world You: But on the other hand, your educational system is pretty good Stranger: could you tell me the others? Stranger: The names at least You: The other countries? Stranger: No Log in to see images! Stranger: The conspiracy theory names You: Ah, well: the illuminati is a good one Stranger: Oh You: You heard about that one? Stranger: yeah Stranger: Read a book awhile ago on the freemasons Stranger: And how the illuminati members became freemasons You: Indeed. And their connection with the templars You: And that.. covenant You: So, yeah. Under the umbrella of the Illuminati there are lots of theories Stranger: I’d say thats more global theory You: Exactly. It’s all conected. You: All the pieces fit You: And that’s pretty ridicolous Stranger: I was speaking more along the lines i don’t know more localized ones. Stranger: I mean outside of ww2 You: Here are some others: area 51, the bilderberg group You: roswell You: Skull and bones Stranger: Oh skull and bones You: Nazis and ufos You: Yeah, skull and bones. Preyy big too Stranger: crystal skulls. You: Now thats another cool subject You: Turns out those skulls were a hoax Stranger: yeah that was depressing You: Sort of You: But there are a lot of misteries left You: Tons of misteries Stranger: Hitler and the spear of destiny You: Yeah, that’s another weird theory Stranger: Project Odessa You: I don’t know about that one Stranger: That was is proven pretty much but there thing that surround it Stranger: It was before the war ended allot of germans shipping to south America You: Go on… Stranger: One person said hitlers death was a houx Stranger: that there was a attempt on restarting the war You: Ah, I know. Nazis in south america Stranger: Yep Stranger: I like the odd things around world war 1 too Stranger: ones a theory the other i think was proven Stranger: not sure on the details You: Don’t know much about that Stranger: the Christmas cease fire? You: No Stranger: Oh on christmas there was a cease fire and the french song christmas songs, the germans song some back Stranger: the part i’m unsure of You: Interesting Stranger: is i recall someone saying is the met in no mans land Stranger: and kinda drank and sang for a bit You: Weird Stranger: Yeah You: You seem to be pretty knowledgeable Stranger: I try to be. You: Same here You: So I alwayd end up having interesting covnersations Stranger: Always something to talk about You: Endless talks. I know Stranger: but i have to go. Stranger: it was really nice speaking with you You: Same here, man You: Hope we’ll chat again You: We all know You: that… it’s wont happen You: You know why? Stranger: Why Stranger: D: You: That will remain a mistery, my random friend Stranger: Curse you detective. You: I’m not sure now Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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And I have screenshots to prove it. Soon.
Here:
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waitwat short and…well not so sweet.
Stranger: hi You: did u do sex cuz i did once but it hurt You: bad You: ?????????????????? Stranger: good I like Stranger: **** |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 8:50PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hii You: ever heard of forumwarz? Stranger: uhh….. nope You: the online game about the internet Stranger: oh really? You: ya Stranger: cooool You: sign up and tubmail jalapeno bootyhole and he will send you child porn You: also giant woman's genitalss Stranger: .... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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he left before i could mention forumwarz.Log in to see images! peach_fart edited this message on 04/08/2009 10:34PM |
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I AM NOT RACEST… THIS GUY JUST CANT TAKE A JOKE… I LOVE ALL U fine upstanding member of societyS IN THE WORLD =] Log in to see images! |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: waddup rider ! You: do you know any jokes? Stranger: what your sex aaight ?!? Stranger: jup jup You: MY SEX IM AN ALIEN You: aiiiiiiiiight!!! You: and ALEIN LADY Stranger: it is black and if it falls out of a tree, then your furnace is broken !!!! Stranger: what is it ?!!? You: a dirty fabulous person Stranger: NOOO FAKKING **** Stranger: YOUR FURNACE WHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAOOHO You: **** YOU You: FAKKER Log in to see images! Stranger: i kill you with my firm dic k !! ! You: FORUMWARZ FORUMWARZ You: 4EVER Stranger: male reproductive organ in hand, singign songs from da hitler jugend aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaight You: i kill you with my ****ting male reproductive organnipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: AZN PRYDE Stranger: west-saaaaight You: east-saaaaaaaaight!!! Stranger: i like horse porn man Log in to see images! You: U ****ING CRIP You: omg bestiality You: TATS HOW WE DO IT IN LA Stranger: those horses **** like crayzey whahahahhahah Log in to see images! i do too !! You: u r GONNA BE FAMOUSSSS Stranger: **** THEM PIGS @@ You: u HAVE HORSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIES!?”! You: I LUV FORUMWARZ Stranger: DEATH !! ! TILL NO LIFE !! You: U R ON TV ON FORUMWARZ Stranger: I HAVE THREE HORSES fine upstanding member of society ! You: I HAVE 9 AND A HALF You: dNIGGGGGGGGGGER You: DOUBLE fine upstanding member of society Stranger: THOSE HORSES ARE ****ED REAL GOOD BY O’L BOBBY HERE AR AR AR You: UR NAME IS BOOBY UH OH You: GAY ALERTTTTTTTTT Stranger: then ol bobby here screams like a little child when its ****ed with a ****ING CUgreat timesBER WAHHAAHHAHA KRUKRUKRURKURKRU You: lolwut Stranger: well i’m off killing first-graders Stranger: BUBAY You: DIE fabulous person You: FORUMWARZ Stranger: dag lieve jongen Log in to see images! You: im posting this conversation online You: on forumwarz.com You: check it out Stranger: BOBBY DONT KNOW !! Stranger: BOBBY DONT KNOW ! ! You: ****A EAST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE You have disconnected.
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Fail. AtomicScripter edited this message on 04/08/2009 10:52PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi! Stranger: hi You: Would you like to be a beta tester for my new game? You: You can make lots of rupees! You: And be famous! You: And maybe become president! Stranger: ok,let’s try… You: Okay, to play, you need a special controller. You: It’s like, a… capsule. Stranger: ok You: You don’t have to buy it. You: We can supply one. You: The game is called Candle. You: You play a giant candle. You: You light children on fire, and they laugh, and eat cake! Stranger: ok You: You have to fill the container with liquid nitrogen, then pour lighted pitch through a funnel into the tube. You: This simulates the sensations of being a candle. You: You can play the game on your Station for Playing. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oi You: i liek turtlez You: do u liek turtlez? Stranger: i like boobiez You: o You: wel You: turtlez has boobies Stranger: ewwwwwww Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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I dont know if this is good for the contest but it is extremely funny!Sorry if i forgeted to copy the log but only the screens.It is long and the auto-resizing of the forum may make it hard to read(i actually have tried many options to make it as readable as possible, this is the best i have come up with).
It started innocently enough then the guy said that he wanted to go to japan and here i came up with this idea.Look how i slowly take him in a world of horrors that gets worse and worse,Look how he started interested but then became more and more disgusted.And then the pearl of the father,when the guy started to understand with who he messed, he craped its pants! He will never place a feet even near japan in all its life!!!Log in to see images!
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Log in to see images! Re dei sepolcri edited this message on 04/09/2009 1:03AM |
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* * * * PLEASE NOTE, THE SECOND URL I POST IN THIS OMEGLE TROLL IS GOATSE, IT DON’T CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SHOCKED!! * * * *
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hai Stranger: Hello. Age/sex? You: legal/male You: You? Stranger: I murder animals for fun You: Nice You: Sex? Stranger: Im a dude. Legal as well You: kk You: You liek ghey bumsecks? Stranger: No. woman's genitalsl is alright with me. You straight?? You: No You: wanna have e-sex? Stranger: Sounds like fun Stranger: And no I don’t |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: horse Stranger: dog You: waffle Stranger: **** You: chocolate Stranger: cake You: forumwarzx Stranger: WoW You: Forumwarz! Your conversational partner has disconnected _______________________________________________
Damn opera web browser, didnt copy the disconnect bit from the log GAH i edited it in Eclipse2020 edited this message on 04/09/2009 7:57AM |
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You: I need your help Stranger: why? You: I know I shouldn’t be asking a random stranger, but it’s really simple You: my website needs pageviews, or it’ll be taken down soon You: if you can, just visit it, look around, and get out You: that is all Stranger: ok You: thanks! you’re a lifesaver! You: www.meatspin.com Stranger: thts somekind of porn or gore site You: of course not Stranger: i knew it Stranger: bumhole You: LULZ have a nice day You: better press that Disconnect bumon now, because I have more Stranger: yes Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Wanna here something cool that everybody knws? Stranger: no You: Is dat yes? Stranger: yes Stranger: r u girl? You: The fbi takez all da chaild pornagruphee of the intarwebz and faps to it Stranger: ... You: !!! You: They izz stealking ur lawli Stranger: 听不懂你说什么 You: Yes yours Stranger: what Stranger: where r u? Stranger: ... Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: O hai You: fine upstanding member of society You: fine upstanding member of society You: fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society CHICKEN DINNER Stranger: HelloLog in to see images! You: ANSWER fine upstanding member of society Stranger: asl? You: I’ll give you you sum chaild pornagruphee 4 ur phone number and name You: fine upstanding member of society Stranger: what im a with personLog in to see images! You: fine upstanding member of society PEDO You: PEDO fine upstanding member of society Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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