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You: Hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Would you like to be a beta tester for my new game?

You: You can make lots of rupees!

You: And be famous!

You: And maybe become president!

Stranger: ok,let’s try…

You: Okay, to play, you need a special controller.

You: It’s like, a… capsule.

Stranger: ok

You: You don’t have to buy it.

You: We can supply one.

You: The game is called Candle.

You: You play a giant candle.

You: You light children on fire, and they laugh, and eat cake!

Stranger: ok

You: You have to fill the container with liquid nitrogen, then pour lighted pitch through a funnel into the tube.

You: This simulates the sensations of being a candle.

You: You can play the game on your Station for Playing.

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