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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Horse Stranger: hi You: fine upstanding member of society Stranger: how are you You: Says the fine upstanding member of society with O.D.D. You: HOMOSEXUAL fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society WITH O.D.D. DOESN’T REPLY Log in to see images! Stranger: D You: /b/ You: FIXED fine upstanding member of society IS FIXED You: NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEESSSSSSSSS SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Stranger: oh my god You: OMG You: Fixed again fine upstanding member of society |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 7:56AM | View MiscMentagonUnko...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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(WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS DESU AND GIRUGAMESH) READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: O hai Stranger: hihihihi Stranger: what is u name? You: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUGGGAAAAAAAAAA AMMMMMMMEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUVV You: DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU V You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU Stranger: what the hell is ‘DESU’ You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU Stranger: shut the **** up You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: GIRUGAMESH!!1 You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU Stranger: ni shi zhu ma????? You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESUDESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU You: DESU Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 7:59AM | View MiscMentagonUnko...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! nobody believes im from nigeria |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 11:30AM | View antirules 188's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Can I interest you in some salvation? Stranger: YES You: All you have to do is go to www.forumwarz.com You: And all your sins will be forgiven Stranger: woah really? You: Yes You: Eternal damnation has never been more easily avoided Stranger: are you… Jesus?! You: No Stranger: oh You: I am just someone who cares Stranger: Moses? You: Ok, you got me You: How did you know? Stranger: ahh You: Was it my accent? Stranger: well it was obvious Stranger: more like the uncontrolable beard You: God frowns upon naked chins Stranger: ahh Stranger: **** i better grow a beard You: I have enlightened another… You: God is happy with me You: Maybe I’ll be awarded brownie points Stranger: ah possibly Stranger: youve made me a true believer Stranger: i am eternally greatful Stranger: ok whats the sentrillion bit all about?? You: Tutorial stuff You: Last part was boring, have to say something cool to make up for it. Go! Stranger: this website kinda sucks You: That’ll do Stranger: oh You: Thank you Stranger: uhh You have disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 1:47PM | View Majstor's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: forumwarz Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 4:34PM | View THE PWN's Profile | # | ||||||
Ah, these young folks know nothing about life.
You: Well hello there Stranger: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaai You: What would you say is the sound of one hand clapping? Stranger: huh? You: Regular Zen question. You: Just answer Stranger: je ne sais pas You: Ah, you’re quite honest I see Stranger: i dont understand youre question Log in to see images! You: It’s quite simple, but at the same time not really. “What sound does one hand clapping produce?” Stranger: whattttttttttttttttttttt |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 6:27PM | View ____'s Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:Ever heard of forumwarz?
Stranger:wut?
You:whats up?
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You: Excuse me… wtf r u doinG???
Stranger: just wait.
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You: Can I has C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Stranger: ……..\: :| : : : : : : : : : : : : : :„: : : : :-,: : : : : Log in to see images! ………’,:’: : : : : : : : : : : : :,-’__: : : :_’,: : : : ,’ ……….’-,-’ : : : : : :___„-: : :’’: : ¯’’~~’’: ’: : ~—|’ ………….| : ,: : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| Stranger: male reproductive organ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Supposed to look like that guy from king of the hill ftw btw. Shadow13 edited this message on 04/09/2009 7:13PM |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 7:11PM | View Shadow13's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.
You may appeal your case in this chat session, which is being logged for archival purposes.
Stranger: i’m just goofing off
You: Goofing off or no, you were still atempting to solicit illicit picures of a minor
Stranger: never asked for any pictures from anyone
You: From previous complaints, this is not the case
Stranger: i have recieved no pictures nore asked for anyone
Stranger: your a troll
Stranger: stop playing games, i’m just just trying to kill some time
You: Considering how you started this conversation, I find this highly unlikely
You: I suggest you take this seriously
You: Your future is very much on the line
Stranger: ok well what do i need to do to proove that i did nothing wrong
You: Have you archived any chat sessions?
Stranger: and how can i be sure you aren’t one of those morons playing a chris hanson game lol
Stranger: no i have not as i am only killing time
You: I have warned you once to take this seriously
You: Killing time by atempting to obtain child pornography?
Stranger: i have done no such thing
You: From the sheer amoun of complaints the staff have recieved, this is not the case.
You: There are upwards of one hundred fify (150) complaints recieved
Stranger: i haven’t even had that many conversations on here
You: Our records show differently
Stranger: well then please tell me how i proove that i am doing no such thing
You: I request that you not attempt to decieve us
Stranger: i am not try to decieve you
You: If you have any evidence to the contrary, I strongly suggest you present it now
You: As soon as this connecion is broken, the system will then relay his chatlog straight to the FBI’s internet crime division.
Stranger: lol busted
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
Epic. Also, omegle has gotten wise to this. Try posting it and it comes up all gray. Damn, I’m awesome. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 7:23PM | View Wartooth118's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i’m bored You: im ronery Stranger: me too You: do you have a pienapple Stranger: yes You: ^_^ Stranger: lets make a cake! You: ^_^ lets Stranger: hold up let me find a recipe You: ( . Y . ) Stranger: what do you think: http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/ck/04/01/pineapple-cake-ck-577208-l.jpg You: ermmmmmmmmmm You: not enough bum tbh Stranger: what? You: dunno Log in to see images! Stranger: ok…......... Stranger: this is awkward You: Log in to see images! Stranger: lets do somethong else Stranger: *something You: i lieks where this is going ^_^ You: lmao Stranger: um…...would you like some brownies? You: only they if they can give me moar Stranger: all right Stranger: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/SpOiMz/scan0002_1_1.jpg You: spendfriend transaction request 2,500,000flez transfer Y or N Stranger: N You: Log in to see images! Stranger: i mean Y You: ^_^ more like it :L Stranger: you didn’t give me anything Log in to see images! Stranger: I gave you brownies You: ermmmmmm wots u want ^_^ Stranger: coconut ice cream You: http://www.padthaithairestaurant.com/front/foodimages/COCONUT-ICE-CREAM.jpg
sum posh shizzle there Stranger: I love it! Stranger: so delicious! Stranger: what are you doing now? You: relling in all that brown choclatly goodness u gave me You: *reeling You: ^_^ Stranger: awesome… Stranger: I’m just savoring that cocomut ice cream you gave me. You: awwwww thanks
i must give thanks with all that bp ET will be licking my balls till the end of the year ^_^ You: lulz Stranger: lolz. so…...are you a boy or girl? You: i be both Stranger: which do you like better? You: what ever suits the occasion ^_^ Stranger: can you be a boy? You: Log in to see images! for you Stranger: thanks You: you can rattle around in my rusty cage all night Stranger: I think I will You: be carefull though, the last guy in there got impaled on the glbum that was leftover up there You: not a nice sensation i tell you Stranger: lol, I’m not going in, I just kidnapped some hobo, he’s taking my place You: hey Log in to see images! im not Girlscrewshobofor100dollars.divy ill have you know You: i have a big price tag u know Stranger: how high? You: how much you got Stranger: $8400 on me now You: Log in to see images! thats an insult, my pre-teen bum is worth a lot more than that Stranger: how much are you willing to go for Stranger: i’m gay btw You: win the lottery then come asking u poor lonley gay man Log in to see images! Stranger: pssh, you’re a whore, and Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
i didnt really mention forumwarz, but i flamed evil trout good and proper ^_^ |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 7:59PM | View greaseMonkey's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey fabulous person Stranger: yo You: word Stranger: what;s up homie You: hav u heard of FORUMWARZ.COM?! Stranger: why aren’t you in the kitchen You: it’s were it’s at! Stranger: yeah You: really. You: you’ve heard of it, really. Stranger: i’ve completed chapter 1 You: WHAT Stranger: i got a bit into number 2 You: HOLY ****. Stranger: but then i gave up You: what’s your name on there? You: I might know you Stranger: nah you don’t You: I’m trolling for a contest on that site Stranger: my epeen size is too small lol You: Hey, maybe, what’s the name You: lol You: I’m AtomicScripter You: I was a mod for a month Stranger: i actually can’t remember You: but I did some horrible things You: HORRIBLE THINGS Stranger: since i stopped playing about last year Stranger: hahaha You: huh You: I’m from around then You: KingCrimson? You: Combobreaker? Stranger: nope Stranger: i was never anyone good You: oh Stranger: i barely got 2 pistachio scoops haha You: did you post in the forum much? You: lol Stranger: nah Stranger: i just completed the single player You: well if you made it past chapter 1 you must be pretty good Stranger: nuked something or another You: oooh.. You: yeah. You: well, nice to meet another player. Stranger: i’m pretty sure ANYONE can compeltely chapter one You: I’m trolling for a contest to win brownie points You: oh, no way man Stranger: haha You: ep 2 is way eaisier Stranger: it just takes abotu a month You: yeah You: but not a lot of people have that commitment Stranger: maybe i should pick it up again Stranger: haha Stranger: i was BOREd You: Yeah, there’s a lot of new content Stranger: that’s commitment enough You: you can make your own items You: lolz, I bet Stranger: i was a troll You: I’m a hacker Stranger: and i desperately wanted charm points lol You: lol You: oh, they added Hacker and Permanoob You: right after Ep. 2 Stranger: oh dear… You: lol Stranger: “YO MOMA” was DEVASTATING lol You: I KNOW You: like 200 damagwe You: trolls are most powerful now You: then hackers You: then emos You: then camwhores You: then re-res and permanoobd Stranger: omg Stranger: re re You: lol Stranger: awww You: yes, you can make that your clbum now Stranger: re-re’s are freakign legends You: Permanoob is level 10 re-re You: actually You: you automatically evolve like an pokemanz. You: xD Stranger: well my email is prefferedposition69@hotmail.co.uk and my old pbumword was moneyisgood You: dude, I’ve been making animated porn for the last 40 min You: oh, cool You: hey, one sec… hold on Stranger: but i changed it when i went to episode 2 You: ah Stranger: but i don’t know if you can scan by email You: I think you can You: like send a pbumword reminder thing You: and you can find someone by their email You: if that’s what you mean You: I’ll look it up Log in to see images! You: almost done… one more sec You: LOOOOLZ! You: look at this. http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/AtomicScripter/Se1.gif Stranger: oh yeah i’m a level 13 troll You: nice You: You can make your own emoticons now, I’m going to submit that one You: Dude, there’s a BuildR for EVERYTHING NOW Stranger: oo i got tubmail You: Evil Trout will never have to move a finger You: what’s your username? You: I’m banned for 2 days, but I can talk later. Stranger: YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG111 You: Nice You: Very trollish You: YAY I’M UNBANNED! Log in to see images! You: I’ll add you. You: Well, I have to go. Stranger: omg You: Talk to you on FW. You: what? Stranger: you can reset EVERYTHING You: yep. Stranger: every4 days Stranger: that’s ****ing very special You: Lol Stranger: *maxes out frugality and buys cheap ***** You: not everything You: oh, yeah, stats. You: that’s what most people use it for. You: Dude, help me get that emote approved. You: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/32019-support-a-new-emote You: Anyway, seeya. You: I sent you a tubmail. You have disconnected. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 9:33PM | View AtomicScripter's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! K405 edited this message on 04/09/2009 9:44PM |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 9:44PM | View K405's Profile | # | ||||||
Stranger: dannibals?
I lost my connection at the PERFECT time.
Also, Connecting to server…
WHY YES I DID DO THAT ON PURPOSE Doomish edited this message on 04/09/2009 9:46PM |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 9:44PM | View Doomish's Profile | # | ||||||
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better one! Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hello. do you have mammary glands? Stranger: no im man You: are you at least fat? Stranger: athletic Stranger: not fat You: do you liek anal sex? Stranger: with boys? You: yes Stranger: do u like take male reproductive organ in ur bum? Stranger: if u i can put my male reproductive organ in urs You: with hot guys You: are you hot? Stranger: so u’ll like me Stranger: yeah Stranger: whre u from? You: im from brazil Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 9:48PM | View antirules 188's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server…
Wow I suck at this. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 9:55PM | View Doomish's Profile | # | ||||||
Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: http://i42.tinypic.com/23l1w1e.jpg You: what is it i dont trust Strangers Stranger: haha Stranger: It is a picture of me You: wow your a hottie Stranger: I get that a lot You: i like to cut off your face in paint and past other peoples face on there and fap to it Stranger: LOL! You: you get me off with many faces Stranger: good ****t You: tottaly You: so you ever cover your self in bumer Stranger: All the time Stranger: I am actually soaking right now You: wow your giving me a stiffy Stranger: I have that effect on people You: well your so big a pirdy Stranger: I knoww You: i want to make you in to a skin suit You: will you live in my well Stranger: Mmm Stranger: Hannibalectar You: it puts the lotion in the basket You: but i dont have a puppy i have a kitty Stranger: Damn! Stranger: It puts the lotion in its skin You: or it gets the hose again You: iit puts the lotion in the basket Stranger: LOL You: I’m looking down the hole You’re looking up at me You’re cold and tired that is easy to see Lower the rope to you a bucket and a light Your membrane will be soft and smooth and your heart will be mine.
Stranger: Yumm You: It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again Yes Precious, it gets the hose You: The look inside your eyes drives me from control Evoking visions of my favorite cbumerole. And if I eat your heart I’ll also bite your soul And when I’m done with that I’ll use your skull as a bowl Stranger: Good **** You: It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It gets the hose. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. Yes it does . . . Put the lotion in the basket Put the lotion in the basket . . . Put the lotion in the basket . . . . . . and it does. You: The night is very cold I’m feeling kind of weak. I think I’ll make myself a cap from your right bumock’s cheek. And then I will go walking with my little dog. And then I’ll bury you underneath the lawn. You: It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. It rubs the lotion on its skin. Or else it gets the hose again. Yes it does Precious.. It puts the lotion in the basket. ****, put the lotion in the basket. Ohh, put the lotion in the ****ing basket ****, put the lotion in the basket. Stranger: damn You: i know that song gets me hot Stranger: Haha, I am sitting in my own mess right now. You: a bumer mess You: bc i just got you so hot it melted Stranger: Exactly Stranger: But now I can roast that turkey You: hells to the yeah You: are you gonna put that turky in what i would guess whold be a gapeing vag hole Stranger: That is the only oven I got. You: i mean with men the fatter you are the smaller the peen but like idk if your a bb do you have a bigger vag ive always wanted to know Stranger: Yupp You: snap can i move in You: i only ask for hot running water and internet Stranger: Got it You: got what i hope its not aids Stranger: Hope not You: good i cant live in some one with aids Stranger: Haha, why? You: i have gay friends they have aids i dont want to have to deal with all the crap they deal with meds doc bum enjoy Stranger: Mmmm, bum enjoy You: bum enjoy well i dont like it but yeah Stranger: Haha, that is the no-no hole You: exit onlyy really You: **** male reproductive organ and all smells bad Stranger: exactly You: and its messy You: and then you do dumb **** like sitck a jar up in there Stranger: And then you slip on your bum Stranger: and it breaks You: and your pooping in a bag for the rest of yoour lyfe Stranger: mmmhmmm You: with your bum hloe sown shut You: what kind of like can you live if you cant finger your own bum hole Stranger: A ****ty one, thats the kind You: cant even smuggle drugs in there Stranger: Serious. Stranger: May as well die You: you got to cut open babies and fill that ship up in there You: ***** You: but hum nuff small talk where you from Stranger: Cali You: if im moving in to your vag i need to find out if i can transfer at my job You: well fml dont have any in cali You: but my bff lives there Stranger: 1haha Stranger: where in cali is the bff You: la Stranger: **** Stranger: I am in LA You: orly Stranger: maybe I am your best friend. You: maybe Stranger: O RLY owl You: ask me somethng i would know Stranger: What is my cats name? You: you dont have a cat silly Stranger: Yes I doooo You: well idk i guess a small dog and a cat are the same Stranger: Haha. . . Stranger: My dog is big, and old You: it ****s you and licks peanut bumer off your twat You: and your nips when you can get some on there Stranger: Haha Stranger: Too old for that Stranger: those days are over Stranger: ’’[ You: well just have to get your self a vibe then arnt you Stranger: Eh, I found this squirrel that comes by a lot Stranger: It can handle pretty well for a smal critter You: oh nice i bet it hides nuts in your fat rolls Stranger: And the ones he eats too You: o i c i c Stranger: haha Stranger: It is E I E I O Stranger: silly You: **** i fail at childens songs Stranger: Where was a farmer, had a dog, and _____ was his Name-O! You: i try driven my free candy van around and all i ever get is old teethless people asking if i got any hard candys Stranger: Tell them you got a big red hard one for them, but they have to come in the van to get it You: ever once and awhile ill get a gum-er but eh You: i like to knock the teeth out of whores Stranger: Life sucks You: they have better mammary glands You: im sorry your life sucks Stranger: Yes they doooo You: you shold find a ****ty game to play Stranger: i shouldddd Stranger: like tetris You: nah but keep it mind there are lamer games than that You: like i have played some lame games on the net and tetris is not as lame as some You: like fall out boy trail Stranger: Trail? Stranger: wtf You: Puppet Guardian Stranger: WHAT You: yeah like Organ Trail Stranger: OMG! Stranger: I rememebr that from like 4th grade You: and the green screen You: and you die of a snake bite and distimper You: but with fall out boy its a lil diffrent Stranger: Haha You: but hum you got any other ****ty games you can think of Stranger: Math Blaster You: **** yeah but i suck at math You: how about ****ty games that you play with other people You: like 2nd life or maple story Stranger: MAPLE ****ING STORY! You: yeah my friends 4 year old sister playes it You: but thats not what im looking for Stranger: Haha You: i want something that is compleat **** that would make my mother cry You: you know any thing like that Stranger: Hmmm Stranger: Neopets You: eh i still have my accout from when it first came out like when i was still a virgin and didnt know what tub girl was You: and my mom woulnt cry over that Stranger: Hmmm, Magical Hogwarts You: eh maybe but i want a game filled with titts and naked men in drag Stranger: idk thenn You: lmao i just logged in to my neo pets accout ive had the ****ing thing for 8 years You: and i still know the pbum word thats sad Stranger: HAHA! Stranger: damn Stranger: gimme your neopoints You: lol ive only got 12000 of em You: and looks like i have a house and a shop You: and 3 pets and my pets have pets You: and there all hungry Stranger: damn Stranger: sell that ****t You: i shold all my stuff is megga rare and retierd and **** Stranger: Haahahahh You: oh well nuff on neo pets i think ive thought of a supper ****ty game Stranger: lol You: unless you have other ideas Stranger: Nahhh You: ok well there is a game but its tottal **** and there are mammary glands and fat guys shown off there tiny male reproductive organ You: and its kinda like being enjoy in the bum by a black man named tiny You: wile a miggett pees on you You: have you ever thougt of playing something like that Stranger: Ew? You: but its all on line so none of it really happs You: happens* Stranger: AIM Stranger: kaleexxjimtm |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: whats the good word You: bird Stranger: **** me You: the bird is the word Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 10:39PM | View Duckythemagicnig...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. At times, silence is golden. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/09/2009 11:35PM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: So if you were going to kill someone how would you do it? Stranger: i would shank them in the neck with a straw You: Do you think the straw would do the job? Stranger: i would make it work You: It seems like you’d need a lot of force to keep the straw from bending. Stranger: super straw! You: I mean in a tornado, maybe, but just jamming it in there? Not sure. Stranger: ohh you’d be surprised i made this guy bleed from a straw… Stranger: i’m just talented that way… You: So like was it spurty blood loss or did it funnel through the straw? Stranger: little bit of both.. You: I’ve seen slow blood loss in a game I play. Forumwarz is bleeding to death through it’s hair. Stranger: woah that would be trippy… You: Yeah, it’s an interesting image. It goes well with another serious image – ****ing falcons. You: Not the planes, the actual birds. Stranger: those are badbum birds…i want one You: There are some weird bum fetishes out there. What would you do with a falcon? Stranger: i would stick my finger in its mouth and see what it does… You: I don’t think you’d have a finger if you did that, but you could probably still post ****laods of Draginz. You: Did you know that half of the people online have online pets and they kill them? Stranger: awe that is so sad! Stranger: and pathetic… You: Yes, depending on the kindness of strangers is flawed at best. Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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i gots some statutory cyber yes i did but i dont wanna post it… |
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