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[Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 1:27AM |
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Okay, this might take some time to judge. I’ll post the results ASAP. |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 8:20AM |
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Finally read through them all. Now to begin the epic task of ranking them.
BTW, a lot of people were disqualified for multiple posts. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 3:24PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ➲ ADMIN <Message blocked – suspected attempt to upload virus> Stranger: hi! You: HELLO SIR. Stranger: how do you know its sir You: ARE YOU A CAT, A DOG, A LIZARD, OR AN ALIEN?! Stranger: two of those. You: WHICH TWO? You: ! Stranger: no, three You: WHICH ARE YOU NOT?! Stranger: dog You: YOU ARE CAT LIZARD ALIEN?! Stranger: YES. CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL? You: **** YOU?! You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 3:43PM |
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Wow, that was a lot of freaking entries! This was tough to judge. But I decided to pick the Top 30 entries. Everyone in the Top 30 will receive an E-Peen™. Some will even win it for a legal alt or two.
I’ll give away some BP to the Top 7 entries, plus two bonus BP giveaways, for a total of 30 BP! Log in to see images!
Without Further Ado, the BP Winnars:
1) Snow Crash for a hilarious, epic tale that degenerated into a typical enjoy fantasy. (7 Log in to see images!)
2) Acid Flux for a brilliant and refined meta-FWZ troll. (6 Log in to see images!)
3) Montressor for a convincing and unique variation on the gay bait-and-switch. (5 Log in to see images!)
4) Luchesi for a relentless emo-troll hybrid attack. (4 Log in to see images!)
5) Celerysteve for a lulzy barrage of obvious-troll obviousness. (3 Log in to see images!)
6) CandySatan for keeping it short, sweet, homoerotic and spuriously contrite. (2 Log in to see images!)
7) FAIL for a great gimmick that I’m totally going to try sometime. (1 Log in to see images!)
Bonus Beeps:
One BP (1 Log in to see images! for doing the best job in getting actual signups (and in Wartooth’s case, actual boners).
Because We Need a Top Ten:
Shii for the best “unfinished symphony.”
The Next Twenty (E-Peen™) Winnars (Not in Order):
The Ferv, Robok, PwnMaster103, Somebody, sometimes yRAWR, Manicken, crumpet, bumbumInDaWut, Nigroid, baou30, J H Christ, I Did it Fer Teh Lulz, Phuquit, Radosaur, heirloom, Higgs Bosom, JANDEKU, Fort Naruto, Phantom Phreak
Honorable Mentions Context, AKKAHZ, Project Pat, WoweeZowee, Killbot-3000, Hobo the hobo, Majstor, dobnits
Should Have Read the Rules More Carefully
kittiejenn, ChilePepino, Doomish, Re dei sepolcri
Log in to see images! Thanks to all who entered. Please allow me some time to create and distribute the Peen and BP. That’s it until our next exciting Crotch Zombie contest! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 5:14PM |
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damn it I should have |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:03PM |
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Doomish Posted:
Ah well, it was for the lulz anyway!
Remember guys, if you entered under an alt and want the Peen transferred to your main, TM me.
Contest closed, comments still welcome! I’m sure lots of people will dispute my choices. Which were your faves? |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:09PM |
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I cant help but wonder how many of these were made at another ForumWarz players expense. dobnits edited this message on 04/11/2009 6:19PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:19PM |
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Gonna have to read all the winners.
Horrified and intrigued (Log in to see images!) by the bonerz one…
also w00t to winning recognition on an alt. 1-2-1-2 ftw |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:22PM |
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This was too easy. Might as well have asked me to fap for 3bp.
I think I read most of the 2nd one I couldn’t get into reading the 1st one then I quit. Chat logs are boring, as long as you guys like ‘em I guess… |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:38PM |
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Ohoho
I never thought my ability to impersonate a woman would ever pay off.
YOU WERE WRONG, DAD.
EDIT:
Also, just clearing something up, do I get a peen even though I’m not in the official winners? Wartooth118 edited this message on 04/11/2009 6:44PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:40PM |
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Wartooth118 Posted:
Yeah, you were in the top 30. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:50PM |
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yeah, my entry sucked didn’t it? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:53PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:54PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 6:58PM |
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Can I trade my peen for BP? Cuz I’m not really a peenwhore.
I hear that peens go for around 30 Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 7:33PM |
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Thanks jp…enjoy always wins on teh interwebs. |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 7:54PM |
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Woot woot, made it into the top ten!
And who says I’m a crappy troll?!
EDIT: Oh wait, yeh, I say that. Log in to see images! Shii edited this message on 04/11/2009 8:06PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 8:05PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 8:52PM |
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| Posted On: 04/11/2009 8:56PM |
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