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Stranger: hey there

You: hey bum

Stranger: whatre you up to

You: beating fine upstanding member of societys

Stranger: sounds hot

Stranger: i just got done tanning naked

You: tan my balls

Stranger: tanning my mammary glands

Stranger: but yes

Stranger: you got the premise of tanning naked

Stranger: im proud of you

You: you like it in the bum

Stranger: ive only done it like twice

Stranger: i like woman's genitalsl better

Stranger: but its alright

You: i make poo out of my bum

Stranger: cool

Stranger: so do i

Stranger: i clean it out before i do it in the bum though

Stranger: its common courtesy

You: I raped your dad

Stranger: good for you

Stranger: he’s dead

Stranger: male reproductive organhead

Stranger: gotcha!

You: your face is gay

Stranger: i have gay dads

Stranger: thats nice

You: i pushed over a woman in a wheelchair

You: then i raped her

You: she was like 87

Stranger: you know whats funny

Stranger: youre probably still a virgin

You: so i shot her in the head

Stranger: whos done now of these things

Stranger: whatre you twelve?

You: i so trolled you

You: yhbt

Stranger: cool

Stranger: youre from college humor arent you?

You: that means you fail it

Stranger: you got this website from CH

Stranger: i can tell

Stranger: yongwei…..

You: you fail at life

Stranger: ok definitely from ch

Stranger: kevin slane…?

You: yes

Stranger: ha

Stranger: good jok

Stranger: joke

Stranger: youre not the slane

Stranger: he’s a commenting god

You: i bet you’re a fat ****ing whore

You: you fat ugly piece of ****

Stranger: well first off im a dude

Stranger: so thank you

Stranger: not fat

Stranger: not ugly

Stranger: so good try

You: you take it in the bum

You: is ur dad really dead

You: because i killed him

You: for having you

Stranger: to address those statements

Stranger: 1. no

Stranger: 2. you didnt

Stranger: 3. ill give you $100 if you can tell me where he’s driving right no

Stranger: now

You: shutup

You: shut your stupid mouth

Stranger: oo sorry

Stranger: the answer was not that

Stranger: but thanks for playing

Stranger: bum jockey

You: you got trolled so hard

Stranger: dude

Stranger: you’re not trolling anyone

Stranger: i think you might be very special

You: lol denial

Stranger: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

You: ur such a lolcow

Stranger: dude i saw your grandpa get killed during the lolocaust

You: keep grazing lolcow

You: everyone is laughing at u

Stranger: but it was ok cause he had cerebral lolsy

Stranger: if this is how you entertain your friends i find that amusing

You: you’re grandpa dide because I hung that fine upstanding member of society

Stranger: not black

Stranger: but nice try

You: fabulous person

Stranger: youre probably from mississippi arent you?

Stranger: somewhere south

You: fabulous person fine upstanding member of society stfu

Stranger: sorry to break the news

Stranger: but the south isnt rising again

Stranger: you have such original insults!

Stranger: wow!

Stranger: how did you come up with that one!

Stranger: ive never heard anything of remote similarity to that before!

Stranger: please tell me more!

Stranger: youre like

Stranger: a god of sorts!

You: my name is evil trout

Stranger: man i wish i could be you

You: my websiye is forumwarz.com

Stranger: i bet

Stranger: are you a hershey highway patrolman?

Stranger: youre a homo

Stranger: thats what i figured

Stranger: looking up an insult?

Stranger: god i hate you and your friends…

Stranger: you’re all a bunch of blood belching woman's genitalss…

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