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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: so.

You: ?

Stranger: yeah

You: OK

You: WANNA TALK ABOUT SOMETHING?

Stranger: SURE

Stranger: WHAT DO YOU LIKE

You: GOT ANYTHING YOU WANT OFF YOUR CHEST?

Stranger: seriously

You: SON?

Stranger: uhhh

Stranger: well

You: I CAN HELP

Stranger: alright

You: I HAVE CONTACT WITH THE LORD

You: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SINS

Stranger: i murdered a man

You: THE LORD FORGIVES

Stranger: i punched a dog

You: **** THE DOG

You: THE LORD DOESNT CARE

Stranger: i shoved my fingers in its bum

You: EVER HAD GAY SEX?

Stranger: and moved them around

You: THATS A SIN

Stranger: just twice

You: TELL ME

Stranger: tell you about the gay sex?

You: YES

You: SO YOU CAN BE SAVED

You: FROM HELL

Stranger: the first time i was walking and i fell on a male reproductive organ

You: INTENTIONALLY?

Stranger: the first time was not intentional, no

You: OKEY YOUR FORGIVEN MOVE ON

Stranger: i liked it and i did it again

Stranger: intentionally

Stranger: is that bad

You: OH, DAMN YOU ARE SCREWED NOW

Stranger: ****

Stranger: i knew it

Stranger: i knew i shouldn’t have done that

You: MY PRESCRIPTION: 50 AVE MARIAS A DAY

You: 100 PUSH UPS

You: AND AFTER THAT WE CAN JUST PRAY

Stranger: after that can i do it again

You: I WONT PRAY FOR YOU THOUGH

You: I HATE fabulous personS

You: **** OFF

Stranger: what if i fall on a male reproductive organ does the lord know whether its intentional or not

You: GET THE **** OFF ME YOU fabulous person

Stranger: alright alright

You: GET OUT!

Stranger: WAIT

Stranger: WHAT’D YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST

You: OUT OF MY CHURCH!

Stranger: DAMN IT

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