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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hello Stranger: yo You: that too Stranger: you a dude? You: not last time i checked Stranger: oh Stranger: well if your sure Stranger: whats up You: would you like me to check again lol? Stranger: yes You: lol k You: nope still not a dude! Stranger: and describe in great detail You: lol You: you first You: ;P Stranger: so what are you doing in all your 'not-dude' ness You: just haning out You: *hanging Stranger: cool Stranger: so I go first You: my friend sent me this linkand said ti was cool You: k You: how do we do this? Stranger: okay its round Stranger: kinda flesh colored You: what? You: oh. Stranger: uh... thats pretty much it You: k Stranger: your turn Stranger: lol You: no thats ok You: im like 14 Stranger: if your sure. Stranger: Oh damn Stranger: uh... stay in school Stranger: and uh You: Actually.. Stranger: say no to drugs Stranger: yes? You: My name is Chris Hansen... Why don't you have a seat over here? Stranger: okay? You: Go on, have a seat. Stranger: where you at? You: So, what are you doing here? Stranger: I am sitting **** Stranger: typing You: We're actually about four blocks down from your house, just sit tight. Stranger: whats with all the ****ing questions Sranger: wait, what? You: You do realize that www.omegle.com is not an appropriate place for you to lure young girls, correct? Stranger: um okay You: Is there anything you'd like to say to your friends and family right now? Stranger: um no You: Perhaps you've heard of us on www.forumwarz.com? Stranger: interwebs don't speak Stranger: don't confuse me You: I think it's far too late for that. Stranger: How are thins Stranger: *things Stranger: Lol Stranger: so bringing this back into a more comfortable level You: Please wait a moment while I transfer you to Sgt. Nicco, who will now Mirandize you, before we proceed any further. Stranger: Uhhh... ****, does Mirandize mean what I think it means? You: Good evening, sir. I'm Sgt. Nicco with the Internet Security Task force, and I'll be Mirandizing you today. You: Yes, Mirandize means to advise you of your rights, both on the Internet and in the real world. Stranger: Dude I wanted Peperoni on my pizza Stranger: not mirandize You: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of international law. Stranger: Real world? Stranger: I am silent Stranger: I'M TYPING You: You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Stranger: NOT SAYING You: Really? I'm using my headset to convert speech to text. Stranger: I just wanted to have a fun conversation Stranger: but no You: Well, too late for that. You: Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you? Stranger: Dateline Sucks Stranger: Fox is so much better You: Sir, Mr. Hansen has left the building. You: I will now be transferring you to your appointed attorney, Mr. Tuscon Lepht. Stranger: Sounds racist You: Hey there, partner, I understand you're in a bit of a bind here? Stranger: no Stranger: I want a muligun You: We might be able to arrange that. Stranger: I saw her first Stranger: She's mine You: My name is Tuscon Lepht, Attorney-at-Law. Stranger: MINE You: I'm very excited about this, this is my first Internet Crimes Case. Stranger: Wheres Pheonex Wright You: He's out of town on business. Stranger: I want Pheonix Wright You: He's out of town on business. You: I'm your best shot. Stranger: oh You: Now, first we have to establish an alibi. Stranger: ? You: Where were you on April 5th, at about 6 p.m. Eastern time? Stranger: Here Stranger: talking with you You: And what were you doing at that time? Stranger: *jackbum* You: No sir, I just got into the room. Stranger: masturbation Stranger: I was talking to whats his face You: Very well, you were conducting a session of 'self-abuse', let me just note that here. Stranger: you know Stranger: that one dude Stranger: with the mustache Stranger: and the coke You: Now, where you interacting with anyone at the time, or was this a solitary activity? Stranger: Well that guy in Cell 45B was You: Am I to understand that you are currently incarcerated? Stranger: I mean it seemed like a good idea at the time You: This is not good for our case. Stranger: no I don't have cancer You: As a convicted felon with prior offenses, it will be difficult to sway a jury to your side. You: I think our best bet would be an insanity plea. Stranger: what? You: Can you act totally bat-**** crazy, on cue? You: Ready? Go! Stranger: **** YOU **** Stranger: AJGPFDJPASJDFPODFPODSAF You: Excellent! Stranger: DAMN THIS IS REALLY HARD TO DO ON COMPUTER Stranger: but isn't this purgery You: I believe we can use the "James T. Reary" defense in this case! Stranger: cant we get sam Waterstone? You: No, it's only perjury if you get caught. You: Well, I think I can get a court date set for us prety soon, how does May 15th, 2015 sound? Stranger: i dunno Stranger: I dont have the headset Stranger: I cant hear sound You: Don't worry about that, the 7 Dragon Balls made them obsolete. Stranger: DBZ sucks You: And finally, do I have your permission & consent to record this transcription onto www.forumwarz.com? Stranger: okay Stranger: why not You: Outstanding. Stranger: superbv You: It has been a pleasure doing business with you. Stranger: but you havent pleasured me yet Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: *god this is wierd You: Dude... if the best description you can give me is that it's round & flesh colored... I doubt there's much 'pleasuring' I can do for you. Stranger: I'm not a romance novelist Stranger: besides your 14 You: Even at 14, my second nut had dropped. Stranger: **** off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re right, that was fun.
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