You: Hello.

Stranger: is pedobear there?

Stranger: OMG

Stranger: it’s THERE!!!!

You: How are you?

Stranger: O_O

Stranger: fine

You: Good.

Stranger: lol you?

You: Doing anything?

Stranger: no I’m so boored

You: Sounds nice.

Stranger: yeah…

You: I’m looking at trains.

You: Do you like trains?

Stranger: why

Stranger: yeah

You: Good, good.

Stranger: where are u from?

You: The UK.

Stranger: ok

You: http://www.hitachi-rail.com/rail_now/hot_topics/2006/railway/images/2006_01.jpg

You: Look at that image.

Stranger: what’s there

You: It’s a train.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: How does it look?

Stranger: great!

You: I’m masturbating to it right now.

You: Join me.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: male?

You: Yes.

Stranger: do you have big?

Stranger: huge

You: No.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: that’s ok

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: i just masturbated

Stranger: huhuu?

You: Brilliant.

You: Now, look at this.

You: http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/how-thomas-the-tank-engine-works-1.jpg

You: How is it?

Stranger: wow Log in to see images!

You: How does it look?

Stranger: i remember that

You: Does it look good?

Stranger: i watched that when i was a little kid

You: It was nice, wasn’t it?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: it was

You: You sick ****.

Stranger: ****in fabulous person gay

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: That picture turned you on?

Stranger: OH YEASLog in to see images!

You: It was a ****ing CHILD.

Stranger: :Log in to see images!(( omvoobnfo

You: You sick bastard.

Stranger: this sucks

You: You know what?

You: **** you.

You: ****ing pedophile.