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Contest [CLOSED] [Closed] OFFICIAL Crotch Zombie Contest: Funniest Omegle Ogre! Win BP + E-Peen + Lulz + ???!!!

Magni56

Avatar: 143892 Fri Mar 06 09:40:03 -0500 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey fabulous person

Stranger: do you like male reproductive organ?

You: do you?

Stranger: love it

Stranger: and poontang?

You: okay, your taste is officially horrible.

Stranger: not for a hot chick such as me

You: yeah, we´re all hot chicks. On the internet…

Stranger: Im really hot tho

Stranger: hotter than the sun in fact

You: Hint: There are no girls on the internet.

You: Your lame trolling is lame.

You: Speechless, eh?

Stranger: no no, just playing with myself

You: Yeah, sure you are.

Stranger: arent you?

You: Too busy going to 4chan.

Stranger: huh?

You: and chatting with a chatbot like you

Stranger: whats 4chan?

You: See, you´re a chatbot.

Stranger: is is where you can watch ppl play with themselves?

You: Everybody knows 4chan

Stranger: never heard of it

You: It´s even in ****ing fox news

Stranger: I dont get fox new where I live

You: m00t has really created a monster with that site

You: And seriously, you´re either completely new to the internet or a chatbot. I say chatbot.

You: COnfused?

You: Anybody home?

You: YOu´re not the most talkactive chatbot, aren´t you?

You: Well, at least you´re not like bucket.

You: Poor bucket, 4chan completely broke him.

You: Hello?

You: You still there?

You: Ah, whatever…

You: Defective chatbot is defective.

I think I ended up confusing him a bit too much as he never answered to that… Log in to see images! Magni56 edited this message on 04/07/2009 12:51PM

greaseMonkey

Avatar: 97788 Wed Feb 25 03:45:12 -0500 2009

[GSD-NBU]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I SUCK HOBO male reproductive organ FOR MONEY AND ****ING LOVE IT

not much of a convo but the ending was fuking hillarious

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: SEX?

You: A/S/L

Stranger: 17/female/my bum

Stranger: sex now?

You: WUHU BOY SEXY TIMES!! VERY NICE

Connection imploded.

imploded FTFW!!!!

forumwarz mentioned ^_^

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A/S/L

Stranger: hi ^^

You: A/S/L

Stranger: 16 , male , france ând you , Log in to see images!

You: 12/MALE/FORUMWARZ.COM (TROLLING YOUR MOMMAS bum SINCE 1990)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

greaseMonkey edited this message on 04/07/2009 1:30PM

GIVE ME YOUR-
MUNNAYY

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

not exactly sure what happened… but… mehh…

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *does a dance*

Stranger: ONTD OR SF_D!?

You: I SECOND THIS MOTION

Stranger: AWESOME

You: EPIC WIN

Stranger: FOSHIZZLE

You: no u

Stranger: NO ME

You: YEAH BOYYYY

Stranger: hollaaaaa

You: yeah, that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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GIVE ME YOUR-
MUNNAYY

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Another fail

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: ‘ello

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: www.forumwarz.com flamebate forums

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

or send us feedback.

greaseMonkey

Avatar: 97788 Wed Feb 25 03:45:12 -0500 2009

[GSD-NBU]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I SUCK HOBO male reproductive organ FOR MONEY AND ****ING LOVE IT

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hiya chuck!

You: hiya chuck!

Stranger: can i boil you an egg today?

You: noo but you can boil my balls ^_^

Stranger: LOL sounds painful

You: but sooooooooo worths it

Stranger: if you like that sort of thing

You: i does, would you liek to join

Stranger: it depends, what would that involve?

You: me been tied up and you forcing my huge balls into a rusty teapot

Stranger: eek! well i’ve never tried it, but i’ll try anything once

You: i reccomend it, the feeling of been so mutilated, then giving your mother a cup of tea from the same pot, all the while playing forumwarz, OHHHHH god i may just great times now ^_^

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I Did it Fer-
Teh Lulz

Avatar: Kitten

Level 12 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: holaa

You: Poor grammar. Start with a capital letter. There is also only one “a” in hola.

Stranger: Hola

Stranger: better?

You: You forgot to start with a capital when you said better. Don’t forget to end in a period as well.

Stranger: jajajajajja

Stranger: Ok.

Stranger: joe ma tokao un pesao

You: “Ok” is properly spelled okay.

Stranger: it’s a chat

You: Start with a capital, use a period.

Stranger: if u want to write correctly use the office

You: “U” is incorrect. It is “you” not “u.”

Stranger: vale cansino

Stranger: entendio.

You: I do applaud your proper use of it’s, though.

You: Always remember to start with a capital letter.

Stranger: roto2

Stranger: o my gooooooooood

You: And you’re probably slouching while you’re on the computer.

You: Sit up straight.

Stranger: jajajajajja

Stranger: okay see you

Stranger: bye!!

You: Capital letters.

You: Work on them.

Stranger: OKAY SEE YOU BYE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kbone

Avatar: Sneakers
9

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: wha gwan

Stranger: Nam mush

Stranger: Yu?

You: I’m good

Stranger: Awesome!

You: oh yeah…

Stranger: Okay!

You: I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****! I’m the Juggernaut ****!

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I had to cut out about 7/8 of it cause it was too long

NOS MAN

Avatar: Chugging Beer
8

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey

Stranger: Are you black?

You: ****ING B TARD

You: GAWD

You: Yes

You: I am

You: ...

Stranger: My friend would like to talk to you.

You: Lets end this, I have trolling to do

Stranger: what?

Stranger: i would really like to talk to you.

You: I need to get some Brownie points on fourmwarz.com, this may be posted in the flamebate area

Stranger: daa****k?!

You: yes

Stranger: **** the brownie points.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mine sucks… Oh well, I’ll update if I get a better one…

Edit: getting a bit better…

NOS MAN edited this message on 04/07/2009 10:38PM

Phuquit

Avatar: 164203 2010-11-10 22:19:30 -0500
39

[pizza party]

Level 69 Troll

Call your Mother. Is it too much to ask

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: tl;dr

You have disconnected.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

You: hi!

Stranger: Hello~

You: sup

Stranger: nothing much, yourself?

You: this thing is cool, have some tabs open with different strangers, just exploring, how’s your night

Stranger: wow you’re pretty busy with strangers

Stranger: it’s going good~

You: yeah i like meeting new people Log in to see images! some cool peeps on here

Stranger: some are rather odd…

You: is your male reproductive organ hard

You: **** wrong tab

Stranger: LOL WUT

You: this should have nicknames or something

Azlan

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Steampunkers]

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

screenie works, forumwarz.com mention and hilarity:

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg276/Azlanflame/forumwarz1.png

Darth Mausta-
chio

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Stranger: hello..

You: hello

Stranger: everything ok?

You: I like titties

You: and breasts

Stranger: me to…

You: and woman's genitalss

You: and clits

Stranger: yeahhh..

Stranger: mmmmm…

You: and …fine upstanding member of society SAY WHAT?

Radosaur

Avatar: 111235 Wed Mar 11 22:25:37 -0400 2009
13

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Stranger: hi

You: Hey there.

Stranger: how ru?

You: I’m prickly as a rose.

You: Wanna cyber?

Stranger: how prickly

You: I’m mbumaging your back now.

Stranger: mmm tht feels good

You: Rubbing my breasts on you.

Stranger: nice

You: I start to feel down your pants.

You: I unzip them

Stranger: its hot down there

You: Oh no.

You: My diarrhea is acting up.

Stranger: oh dear

You: I can’t hold it.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/31923-an-omegle-convo-so-epic-it-deserves-its-own-thread

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, this is Leif K-Brooks, Omegle’s creator

You: lol

You: hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: strangerer

You: I feel….

You: leify

Stranger: Interesting. I am doing a survey looking for user feedback

Stranger: Do you want to participate

You: ok

You: Lots of people use the word ” fine upstanding member of society” on this site

Stranger: Hav you encountered any critical errors or bugs in our system?

You: No and Do you have any qualms with africans as a race?

Stranger: You tell me, I have encountered such conversations as well. Such behaviour has been banned

Stranger: Certainly not!

You: Oh, thats nice!

You: What about cyber sex?

You: That is a prevelant problem here

Stranger: Have you found sufficient undesirable behaviour on this website?

You: lots of f bombs and asls being tossed around

You: sometimes yes

You: but sometimes you find level headed people

Stranger: My team has been working hard to regulate such actions

You: i found a link to this site

You: From forumwarz.com

You: Its a satirical RPG about the internet and trolling

You: and people have been coming here for the sole purpose of trolling

Stranger: Sounds pretty amusing, actually.

You: Do you understand what trolling is?

Stranger: Certainly

You: Ok

You: Well there is a whole thread of hilarious omegle convos

You: and a contest sponsored by the people who created the site

Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately most ‘convos’ have been at the expense of other users

Stranger: Can you elaborate

Stranger: I’m reporting this to my developers

You: Well basically some people would use simple tactics like shout obscenities

You: and link to shock images

You: and others would use luring tactics

You: Like engaging in “cybering” with users

You: and then making extremely bizzare appendages to the “cyber stories”

You: and of course their “cyber partner” would become flustered with it

You: Have you ever seen the bash.org convo “I put on my robe and wizard hat”?

You: hello?

Stranger: Sorry, I was archiving this.

Stranger: I have not, alsa

You: ok

Stranger: Sorry, I meant alas

You: well a “woman” and a “man” engage in cybering

Stranger: Aha.

You: and the man says “I put on my robe and wizard hat”

You: and cast level 5 eroticism

You: and much else

Stranger: Very interesting.

You: I can’t remember the rest

You: but it is hilarious

You: and the meme spawned from it is ubiquitous

Stranger: That will be all for now. I appreciate a lot for your input, and I wish you some great future conversations

You: I am archiving this as well

Stranger: Have fun!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: thank you I hope I win that contest

You: male reproductive organ

Stranger: Let’s hope so Log in to see images!

You: as in a male chickenz

You: Do you like male reproductive organs?

You: I know I do

Stranger: Alright. Please be aware that your current Interent Address has been archived as well.

Stranger: Further degeneration on this converation might result in a ban,

You: Thats not fair

Stranger: So I want to ask you to stop

You: I just wanna talk about various fowl

You: tamed fowl preferably

Stranger: You are free to do so just not on this website

Stranger: have fun.

You: By the time my male reproductive organ crows twice you will have banned me once

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Stranger: Hey there

You: whats the point of anonymity if everybody introduces themselves

You: right

Stranger: Wanna get high by killing fine upstanding member of societys?

You: i just got three convos in a row where people asl’d right away

You: troll me more

You: i like it

Stranger: Well

Stranger: I enjoy only blacl kids

You: my male reproductive organ is in my hand

Stranger: it makes me feel gooood

You: more

Stranger: Black kids are soft

You: describe the enjoy

Stranger: They’re

Stranger: How should I put this

You: oh my god its going up and down

You: ****

Stranger: They’re innocent

Stranger: Because

Stranger: Theier parents

You: my male reproductive organ is so hard right now

Stranger: Their ANCESATORS

Stranger: ROB, enjoy AND KILL

You: youve got my attention and your giving me all of your attention and its turning me on

Stranger: IT..

You: oh my god

Stranger: Makes me feel like a woman's genitals fine upstanding member of society

You: its like we’re connected on some deep ethereal level

You: more trolling

Stranger: I feel you brother

Stranger: I want to make lovew to you

You: PLEASE I NEED TO BE TROLLED

Stranger: Hot, love

You: no thats not it

Stranger: NO YOU DONT

You: call me a fabulous person

Stranger: I NEED YOU

Stranger: I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

Stranger: ..fabulous person.,

You: call me a fabulous person and claim to be the owner of the site

You: then ban me

Stranger: Awwww

You: but you can’tbe cause your not the owner

Stranger: I want you.

Stranger: 4chan?

You: fwz

Stranger: Kuvalauta?

Stranger: Winland?

You: trying to win a trolling contest

You: forumwarz

You: its a fun game

Stranger: Awwwww Log in to see images!

Stranger: wELL, wINLAND ****ING WINS.’

You: you too eh?

Stranger: NIGGGER fine upstanding member of society NIGGRR fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society NIGGR

Stranger: Gonna go now.

You: bye

Stranger: C u neekeri

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

0Dy553I_I5

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: HELLO GOOD SIR

Stranger: whats up

You: I AM FINE, HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE MORNING?

Stranger: morning? its like half 8 at night

You: 8 AT NIGHT? WHAT GODFORSAKEN LAND DO YOU HAIL FROM?

Stranger: ireland

Stranger: you?

You: I AM FROM RUSSIA, BUT I LIVE IN AMERICA. I DO NOT KNOW ENGLISH BUT I HAVE AN ONLINE PROGRAM THAT TRANSLATE ME FOR

Stranger: ohhh thats why your talkin like a freak

You: ARE YOU PERCHANCE A PURVEYOR OF ONLINE GAMES?

You: I FIND THEM FACINATING MYSELF

Stranger: no

You: IF YOU VISIT WWW.FORUMWARZ.COM YOU CAN HAVE RELATIONS WITH MANY WOMEN

Stranger: wtf

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Naex

Avatar: 116753 Tue Mar 31 23:15:25 -0400 2009
3

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: 0100100001100101011011000110110001101111

Stranger: otf

You: 01001000011011110111011100100000011000010111001001100101001000000111100101101111 0111010100111111

Stranger: 01010111111010101010101010101010102020202020203030303030304040404040505050505050 5050606060606060606070707070707080808080

Stranger: i win

You: 010010000110100100111111

Stranger: too late i win

You: 01001110011011110111010000100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001 001000000110011001110101011000110110101101110100011000010111001001100100

Stranger: 3

Stranger: i win again

You: 01000100011010010111000001110011011010000110100101110100

You: 01001001001000000110011001110101011000110110101101100101011001000010000001111001 01101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

Stranger: seems im talking to Numbe jonny five

Stranger: number

You: 010000010110111001100001011011000110110001111001

Stranger: 0101110000101010101000000000010101010101010101

Stranger: 10101010101010

You: 01010011011010000110010100100000011011000110111101110110011001010110010000100000 0110100101110100

Stranger: 1010101010100101

Stranger: 010100000000000000000000001111111111111111111111100000000000

Stranger: 101010101010101010101010011010010101010100101001010101010101001

Stranger: 1101010101010101010101

Stranger: 0101010101010101010101000000001011010101001010101010

You: 01001001001000000111011101100001011011100110111001100001001000000110011001110101 01100011011010110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110111001100001 011011000110110001111001

Stranger: 1010010101010101010101010010010010010010010010010010010

Stranger: c3po

Stranger: r2d2

Stranger: e=mc2

You: 01110011011100000111001001100101011000010110010001110011001000000111100101101111 011101010111001000100000011000010111001101110011

Stranger: i disagree

You: 01110011011010000110111101110110011001010111001100100000011010010110111000100000 01100001001000000110001001101001011001110010000001101110011010010110011101100111 01100101011100100010000001100100011010010110001101101011

Stranger: i’m going to say OTF

You: 01101101011000010110101101100101011100110010000001111001011011110111010100100000 0110001001101100011001010110010101100100

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 6

Stranger: 7

Stranger: 8

Stranger: 9

Stranger: 10

Stranger: 11

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 1

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 2

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 3

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 4

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 5

Stranger: 6

Stranger: 6

Stranger: 7

Stranger: 7

Stranger: 8

Stranger: 8

You: 01011001011011110111010100100000011011010110111101100001011011100010000001101100 01101001011010110110010100100000011101000110100001100101001000000111011101101000 01101111011100100110010100100000011110010110111101110101001000000110000101110010 01100101

Stranger: 9

Stranger: 9

Stranger: Dont understand losing do you

You: 01000010011011000110111101101111011001000010000001100101011101100110010101110010 011110010111011101101000011001010111001001100101

Stranger: 1 didi dotdot, 2 didi dotdot

You: 01011001011001010110000101101000001000000111010001100001011010110110010100100000 01101101011110010010000001101000011101010110011101100101001000000110111001101001 01100111011001110110010101110010001000000110001101101111011000110110101100100000 0110001001101001011101000110001101101000

Stranger: as much fun as this has been, i’ve got to go. Im sure you’ll find a nice number 2 for you to love. bye

You: Forumwarz.

You: ****.

Stranger: that cuts dee

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah I ****ed him good. Yes you should run for a binary to text converter.

Log in to see images! Naex edited this message on 04/10/2009 12:40AM

Lady Malicio-
us

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 12 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: *hugs*

You: Log in to see images!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: Jerry! Hello!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: ahhhh

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: heart attack

You: Log in to see images!

You: Log in to see images!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: why?

You: Because it distracts from the fact that I’m raping you with my tentacle.

You: Log in to see images!

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This is Naex’s legal alt. Any E-Peen should be awarded there.

Log in to see images! Lady Malicious edited this message on 04/10/2009 1:11AM

RebDoomer

Avatar: 93795 Thu Dec 04 16:10:40 -0500 2008

Level 24 Permanoob

“Moron”

Stranger: HEY!

You: hello

Stranger: how r u?

You: dying

You: I’m cutting myself while typing

Stranger: ok, are you kidding me ?

You: no

Stranger: i dont believe you

You: I just can’t take it anymore

Stranger: why not ?

You: Lif sucs

You: sorry, blod in kybord

Stranger: life sucks and then we die

Stranger: i understand you

You: ‘m ding rit now

Stranger: gonna kill myself too

You: go g o go go

Stranger: i’m getting medicine

Stranger: i’m scared

You: tylon work best

Stranger: ok thanks

Stranger: i killed myself

You: woo

Stranger: gonna write one thing for my famiy

Stranger: oh its hurting

You: yeah that happens

You: this would be gteat for a pfsc comic

Stranger: dindt you die yet ?

You: I’m getting their

You: it takes a bit

Stranger: and do you know when i will die ?

You: soon

Stranger: great

Stranger: will you miss me ?

You: also you’ve been punk’d

You: I’m not dying

You: hopefully you are

Stranger: WHAT ?

Stranger: did you lie to me ?

You: yes

You: your on mtv

You: we are also pimping your ride

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Xean

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[The British Gentle-
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“Inflammatory Agent ”

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Well, it made me laugh.

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