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Stranger: hiya chuck!

You: hiya chuck!

Stranger: can i boil you an egg today?

You: noo but you can boil my balls ^_^

Stranger: LOL sounds painful

You: but sooooooooo worths it

Stranger: if you like that sort of thing

You: i does, would you liek to join

Stranger: it depends, what would that involve?

You: me been tied up and you forcing my huge balls into a rusty teapot

Stranger: eek! well i’ve never tried it, but i’ll try anything once

You: i reccomend it, the feeling of been so mutilated, then giving your mother a cup of tea from the same pot, all the while playing forumwarz, OHHHHH god i may just great times now ^_^

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