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You: Hi Stranger: Oiê! =D You: We’re no strangers to love You know the rules and so do i A full commitments what Im thinking of You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Stranger: não sei ingles Log in to see images! Stranger: q musica é essa? You: Well, how the **** do I rick roll you then? Dammit! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 2:24PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: hows u You: do you want to hear a joke You: i’m fine btw Stranger: yep Stranger: ok You: I promise you you’ll find the joke absolutely hilarious! You: So Stranger: hha ok You: Two oranges, tired of living on the west coast, set out across the United States to retire to Florida Stranger: hmm.. You: They heard that it’s nice there, good weather, and lots of other oranges You: So the oranges are driving and the first orange turns to the other Stranger: uhuh You: “hey man,” he says, “I’m starting to feel kinda tired, do you think we could find somewhere to sleep for the night?” You: and the other orange says, “Yeah, alright, I’m starting to feel drowsy too, let’s look for a motel.” Stranger: ok im following You: So they drive for a bit further and finally come across a Motel Six. You: They pull in, get out of their car, and go in You: it’s a nice place; the carpeting isn’t ragged and there’s a small bowl of candies on the front counter. The owner sees the oranges come in and says, “how may I help you today?” Stranger: ok You: The first orange says “we’re both travelling across the country to florida, and we need a place to stay for the night.” You: to which the owner says “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve fruits here at the motel.” You: The oranges are miffed at this, and argue for a while with the owner, but he refuses to budge and the oranges are forced to return to the road and look for another motel. Stranger: hahaahah i dont understand You: So the oranges are continuing down the road, and they’re still looking for a place to sleep for the night You: They see a Hotel Hilton on the side of the road, so they pull in. You: This place is way better than the last one; the floors are nice, they can see a kitchen across the lobby, and there’s a man playing soft piano music by a fake pond in the center of the skylit room. You: So they go up to the front desk and ask the man, “excuse me sir, but could we have a room?” You: The man looks at them, adjusts his glbumes, and says, “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve anyone that is orange at this establishment.” You: The oranges are angry and argue for a bit with the manager but ultimately return to their car defeated and unhappy. You: “Man,” the first orange says, “We aren’t having any luck. It’s like all these places hate us!” You: The second orange looks thoughtful for a minute and suddenly a flash of inspiration crosses his eyes. You: “I’ve got an idea! We need to stop at the next store.” Stranger: ok You: So the two oranges drive for a bit longer until they find a store. They park and go in, and come back out with two buckets of red paint, some fake leaves and fake stems You: They dress themselves up as apples, and admire their own work. You: “Man,” They say, “there’s no way they won’t let us in now! We don’t even look like oranges!” You: Satisfied, they get back in the car and drive down the road Stranger: hahaha You: they drive for a while until they see a motel 8. They pull in and smugly walk into the lobby. You: “Sir,” they say, “We are two apples looking for a place to stay the night. We have been traveling for quite some time and are rather tired.” You: The manager looks them up and down and then says, “I’m sorry sirs, but we only serve Oranges at this particular motel.” You: The two oranges are shocked. “But why?” they ask. “What is the difference?” You: The manager looks at them and says “well you can’t compare apples to oranges.” Stranger: why You: I hope you enjoyed the joke! Stranger: bt i dont understand hahahahaaha Stranger: im really sorry Stranger: can u explain You: Sir, a good joke explains itself. And now I must bid you adieu. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Nothing like a shaggy dog story that you don’t explain to make another person angry! Grapplejack edited this message on 04/05/2009 3:48PM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 3:46PM |
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OMG OMG OMG I AM A male reproductive organSUCKING WHORE Posted: |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 5:57PM |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hello Stranger: yo You: that too Stranger: you a dude? You: not last time i checked Stranger: oh Stranger: well if your sure Stranger: whats up You: would you like me to check again lol? Stranger: yes You: lol k You: nope still not a dude! Stranger: and describe in great detail You: lol You: you first You: ;P Stranger: so what are you doing in all your 'not-dude' ness You: just haning out You: *hanging Stranger: cool Stranger: so I go first You: my friend sent me this linkand said ti was cool You: k You: how do we do this? Stranger: okay its round Stranger: kinda flesh colored You: what? You: oh. Stranger: uh... thats pretty much it You: k Stranger: your turn Stranger: lol You: no thats ok You: im like 14 Stranger: if your sure. Stranger: Oh damn Stranger: uh... stay in school Stranger: and uh You: Actually.. Stranger: say no to drugs Stranger: yes? You: My name is Chris Hansen... Why don't you have a seat over here? Stranger: okay? You: Go on, have a seat. Stranger: where you at? You: So, what are you doing here? Stranger: I am sitting **** Stranger: typing You: We're actually about four blocks down from your house, just sit tight. Stranger: whats with all the ****ing questions Sranger: wait, what? You: You do realize that www.omegle.com is not an appropriate place for you to lure young girls, correct? Stranger: um okay You: Is there anything you'd like to say to your friends and family right now? Stranger: um no You: Perhaps you've heard of us on www.forumwarz.com? Stranger: interwebs don't speak Stranger: don't confuse me You: I think it's far too late for that. Stranger: How are thins Stranger: *things Stranger: Lol Stranger: so bringing this back into a more comfortable level You: Please wait a moment while I transfer you to Sgt. Nicco, who will now Mirandize you, before we proceed any further. Stranger: Uhhh... ****, does Mirandize mean what I think it means? You: Good evening, sir. I'm Sgt. Nicco with the Internet Security Task force, and I'll be Mirandizing you today. You: Yes, Mirandize means to advise you of your rights, both on the Internet and in the real world. Stranger: Dude I wanted Peperoni on my pizza Stranger: not mirandize You: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of international law. Stranger: Real world? Stranger: I am silent Stranger: I'M TYPING You: You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Stranger: NOT SAYING You: Really? I'm using my headset to convert speech to text. Stranger: I just wanted to have a fun conversation Stranger: but no You: Well, too late for that. You: Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you? Stranger: Dateline Sucks Stranger: Fox is so much better You: Sir, Mr. Hansen has left the building. You: I will now be transferring you to your appointed attorney, Mr. Tuscon Lepht. Stranger: Sounds racist You: Hey there, partner, I understand you're in a bit of a bind here? Stranger: no Stranger: I want a muligun You: We might be able to arrange that. Stranger: I saw her first Stranger: She's mine You: My name is Tuscon Lepht, Attorney-at-Law. Stranger: MINE You: I'm very excited about this, this is my first Internet Crimes Case. Stranger: Wheres Pheonex Wright You: He's out of town on business. Stranger: I want Pheonix Wright You: He's out of town on business. You: I'm your best shot. Stranger: oh You: Now, first we have to establish an alibi. Stranger: ? You: Where were you on April 5th, at about 6 p.m. Eastern time? Stranger: Here Stranger: talking with you You: And what were you doing at that time? Stranger: *jackbum* You: No sir, I just got into the room. Stranger: masturbation Stranger: I was talking to whats his face You: Very well, you were conducting a session of 'self-abuse', let me just note that here. Stranger: you know Stranger: that one dude Stranger: with the mustache Stranger: and the coke You: Now, where you interacting with anyone at the time, or was this a solitary activity? Stranger: Well that guy in Cell 45B was You: Am I to understand that you are currently incarcerated? Stranger: I mean it seemed like a good idea at the time You: This is not good for our case. Stranger: no I don't have cancer You: As a convicted felon with prior offenses, it will be difficult to sway a jury to your side. You: I think our best bet would be an insanity plea. Stranger: what? You: Can you act totally bat-**** crazy, on cue? You: Ready? Go! Stranger: **** YOU **** Stranger: AJGPFDJPASJDFPODFPODSAF You: Excellent! Stranger: DAMN THIS IS REALLY HARD TO DO ON COMPUTER Stranger: but isn't this purgery You: I believe we can use the "James T. Reary" defense in this case! Stranger: cant we get sam Waterstone? You: No, it's only perjury if you get caught. You: Well, I think I can get a court date set for us prety soon, how does May 15th, 2015 sound? Stranger: i dunno Stranger: I dont have the headset Stranger: I cant hear sound You: Don't worry about that, the 7 Dragon Balls made them obsolete. Stranger: DBZ sucks You: And finally, do I have your permission & consent to record this transcription onto www.forumwarz.com? Stranger: okay Stranger: why not You: Outstanding. Stranger: superbv You: It has been a pleasure doing business with you. Stranger: but you havent pleasured me yet Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: jk Stranger: *god this is wierd You: Dude... if the best description you can give me is that it's round & flesh colored... I doubt there's much 'pleasuring' I can do for you. Stranger: I'm not a romance novelist Stranger: besides your 14 You: Even at 14, my second nut had dropped. Stranger: **** off Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 6:38PM |
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I got a great setup for this one, gullible mark too. True story, if you were wondering.
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 7:06PM |
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Log in to see images! Untitled edited this message on 04/05/2009 7:43PM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 7:30PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Yo You: I have alzheimers. Stranger: Awesome You: Hey, at least I don’t have alzheimers. Stranger: I have this giant dildo that I hit people with You: Woah, no ****, dude. Stranger: Totally Stranger: It’s called Thor You: How big is it? Stranger: Hang on, lemme find a picture You: I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!! You: Hurry up. You: My bum is bleeding. Stranger: http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html Stranger: My boyfriend bought it for me as a gag. You: Woah, ****. You: That must be awesome to stick in your bum. Stranger: Oh no, it’s too big for my bum or my cunny Stranger: so I hit people with it You: That must kill them. Stranger: I wish it did. You: I HAVE ALZHEIMERS. Stranger: Yes, I know. You: Oh. You: I forget quickly. You: Because I have Alzheimers. Stranger: Nevar forget You: Nevar? You: Nevar is Raven backwards. Stranger: It is You: So what else do you use that dildo for? Stranger: Hitting people, uhh, propping doors open. Stranger: That’s about it You: I see. You: So what else do you use that dildo for? Stranger: Hitting people and uhh…. Propping open doors. You: I see. You: Oh, wait, I already asked that. You: I forgot You: Because I have alzheimers. Stranger: I pee. You: So do I. Stranger: I peed. You: So did I. Stranger: That’s hot. You: Yeah. You: Like your dildo. You: I must go. Stranger: Diapers are really hot. You: I think I have alzheimers. You have disconnected. Acne edited this message on 04/06/2009 8:57PM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 8:36PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hiya You: are you under the age of 18? Stranger: how’re ya? 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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 8:42PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: My life sucks. I got in one little fight You: And my mom got scared You: She said You: You’re movin with your auntie and uncle in belair Stranger: Wow. =/ You: Log in to see images! Stranger: Are you happy? ._. You: I mean, when I got there, I called for a cab You: He was a pretty cool guy Stranger: Are you woman?! You: His liscense plate said “Fresh”. He had fuzzy dice too You: ....depends You: lol You: Anyways, You: I was a little intimadated by this cab at first You: You don’t mind me telling you my story, do ya? Stranger: I don’t have a cool story… You: Want me to finish? Stranger: I have to wake early tomorrow. ._. You: Log in to see images! You: Anyhoo Stranger: School SUCKS. o_o You: I decided to forget it and said “Yo Holmes, To Bel Air!” You: I You: Pulled You: UP to the house about 7 or 8 You: And I yelled to tha cabbie “Yo Homes, smell ya later!” You: I looked at my kingdom You: I was finally there Stranger: I come from school 1 hour. o-o You: To sit on my throns You: As the prince of belair You: For real, yo Stranger: Where are u from, duds? You: West Philadelphia You: Born and raised Stranger: Hm… Cool. Cold here? You: Kinda Stranger: ops You: What do you do for fun? Stranger: Read books, internet… (: Stranger: And you? You: On the playground is where I spent most of my days You: Chill out, Stranger: How old are u? You: Maxin, relaxin all cool You: Shootin some b-ball outside of the school, You: oh, 20 Stranger: Sorry, i gotta go. xoxo Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 10:41PM |
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Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HEY FREND Stranger: Heeeeey You: HOWSAKL;DNHKLFJAHSFOIDSAGHREQOHGOIUREHGO;DSA Stranger: how r u You: IM SORRY You: MY HAND EXPLODED Stranger: what? Stranger: no problems Stranger: my god Stranger: but r u fine? You: BOOM! You: male reproductive organSHOT You: FORUMWARZ.COM You: 4CHAN You: GO TO THESE PLACES You: LEARN THE INTERNET NOW You: **** You: OR enjoy IS WHAT YOULL HAVE You: A NICE BIG GLbum OF enjoy JUICE Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 10:50PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: single male seeking single female Stranger: I’m Jennifer. Stranger: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u253/Specklemask/blahdeblah.jpg You: are you single? Stranger: Yes. You: ok Stranger: May i ask how old you are? You: asl You: i am 20 Stranger: Well. Stranger: I’m 13. What then!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
THIS IS JENNIFER Log in to see images! futhermocker edited this message on 04/06/2009 1:48AM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 11:10PM |
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Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 17/f/kentucky You: you Stranger: 17/m/new york You: what your doing Stranger: i am just chilling talking to a beautiful woman Stranger: what about you You: just bored You: tell me about yourself Stranger: well i dont know where to start Stranger: do you wanna play a game where we name our favortie stuff? You: okey Stranger: what is your favorite movie You: titanic Stranger: the notebook Stranger: whats your favorite food You: pizza Stranger: same! that is really cool You: yeah!! Stranger: what is your favorite color You: pink Stranger: blue Stranger: if you had one word to describe yourself what would you say You: beatiful and intelligent! Stranger: ah 2 words haha ok Stranger: i would say that i am handsome and unique Stranger: what do you look like? You: oh yeah? Stranger: yea i feel special You: i am blonde,blue eyed You: you? Stranger: brown hair brown eyes Stranger: how tall? You: 1.75 You: but why you dont tell me somethign about yourself Stranger: what do you want to know You: it is getting boring You: like what you do in life Stranger: well im still in school if thats what you are asking You: are you religious? Stranger: not really how about you You: i am christian but… You: i did believe in my dragon persona… Stranger: but what? Stranger: you think you are a dragon? You: no i have an avatar, an alter ego that it is Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooooo Stranger: it would be creepy if you thought you were a dragon You: dont you beleive it? Stranger: that i have an alter ego? You: no that i do Stranger: you probably do every beautiful woman does You: and what is? Stranger: what is what? You: what every beatiuful woman does Stranger: they just are beautiful its ver tough to explain but i feel as if yuou are Stranger: can you descrbie yourself some more You: I know what your thinking Stranger: what am i thinking? You: come on! Stranger: you tell me You: well i tell you a story Stranger: ok You: sometime ago i was chatting with a guy You: his nick was evil trout You: he was so nice,intelligent and cool You: he did convince me to have a date You: you still here Stranger: you met someone you met here? You: not here Stranger: you met someone you met on here? Stranger: o ok Stranger: sorry about that conitniue You: in another chat You: he was nice and all You: and presented to me its friends You: Jalapeno Bootyhole,MC banhammer ect.. Stranger: uh huh You: then he invited me to his house,i did accept You: he is a programmer,has even a site with a stupid game You: still here? Stranger: yea im still here Stranger: what happened next? You: the site is www.forumwarz.com You: so i go to his house… You: but even his friends are there You: and then… You: Its not easy to say Stranger: you can tell me its ok You: i am not sure… Stranger: did he liek enjoy you? You: it was strange Stranger: he did?!?!? You: they taken me on the bedroom with an excuse You: there they started to touch me Stranger: this is terrifying i am so sorry You: then they made go down on them, in turns You: initially they was relatively nice but then they started to say shameful things to me and started to face**** me! Stranger: oh wow Stranger: why are you telling me this story You: Still unsatiated they tell me to leave my pants and my underpants! Stranger: wow You: without choice i do and then… Stranger: ........ You: i take out my huge 30 cm male reproductive organ and start bum ****ing everyone of them,till they bleed blood,**** and great times from they bumes You: i thinked that you want to do the same Stranger: i thought you were a girl You: i will post all of this in flamebate You: Yeah but i have a small defect Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 12:36AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi, mother ****er Stranger: Hello Stranger: Why are you calling me names? You: what are you talkin’ about you **** bum donkey rider Log in to see images! Stranger: I KEEEL YOU You: you unholy bummunch You: you woman's genitals licking, male reproductive organ mongler Stranger: OH ITS ON You: you bumhole of a buffalo’s bum Stranger: LMAO You: you bumhurt, crap licker You: you should go die, you monkey ****ing, bumraping, dung for brains Stranger: takes one to know one! Stranger: nah, i like living Stranger: =) You: you jar of ball cider You: go eat your foot You: you’re the reason for all the wars in the world Stranger: i think you are talking about my brother with that one You: i’d want to kill myself if i knew you irl Stranger: what will i walk with then Stranger: hey, don’t give me that much credit, im not god You: you’ll walk with your ego… oh wait, i broke it You: you uncle ****ing, male reproductive organ licking, ****nut Stranger: BURN You: you rat**** of an bum You: you little male reproductive organ ****ter You: you multi boobed being Stranger: Does your mom now your are talking like this Stranger: know You: you illeterate, little **** Stranger: YEAH! i have two of those You: undoso, able gondo masieta! You: *blows a whislte* oh my god you heard that Stranger: Do i get a prize for putting up with your **** for this long? i think i deserve one You: that whistle can only be heard by cretins You: your nothing but a monkey with **** for brains You: i feel sorry for family members who have to look at you all day Stranger: I’m bored of this now. You: yep, run away you chicken **** Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 1:15AM |
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I tried a few times but it’s always some other troll, so I give up. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 1:19AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
This pretty much explains itself. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 3:03AM |
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PwnMaster103 Posted:
They’re both Brazilian soccer players.
Also, I’ve noticed a LOT of brazilians on Omegle. It’s scary. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 3:09AM |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 3:39AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: “hi” Stranger: If you’re a girl 18 or older will you marry me? Log in to see images! You: well, im 45/tranny/brazil so yeah ^.^ You: im part girl Log in to see images! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 4:43AM |
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idk, what 1 but this guy held on and i think fell for it
Connecting to server… Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: “hi” Stranger: howdy stranger You: Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’
She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
She’s such a ****…..
Stranger: thats good. Stranger: last night i smacked my girls bum and she slapped me! You: i know rite? You: O rly Stranger: yeah. Stranger: harsh aye? Stranger: so stranger, asl? You: 45/tranny/brazil Stranger: tranny huh? not met a tranny in here before. are you a full on permanent tranny, or a part time one? You: well, its kinda hard bein a tranny, the males dont accept ya, the females dont accept ya Stranger: i don’t doubt it. Stranger: not your choice though right. just the way you are. You: well, funny thing,... You: i got drunk, You: aaaannnddd Stranger: ... You: you fill in the rest Stranger: put on girls clothes and realised you felt normal for the first time in your life? You: eh, You: not really, Stranger: made a fool out of yourself and pbumed out? Stranger: i give up. tell me. You: well i got drunk, You: worke up You: and, You: well You: there i was Stranger: ? You: i was turned into a tranny, someone thought it would be funny for someone to put me thru surgery, i woke up naked in a closed supermarkets freezer Stranger: is that a funny story? Stranger: what you had had an operation without realising it and left you in a supermarket freezer? You: well, i was drunk Stranger: did you agree to it? You: idk! i was drunk! Stranger: that is horrendous! Stranger: so did you have it chopped off and breast implants put in? You: no, they kept down there but put breasts on me Stranger: jesus… Stranger: are you happy with them or do you want them out/ Stranger: ? You: eh,.. You: mammary glands ya know, every guy wants them,every asian girl pays to have them Stranger: so you are happy with them. are they big? You: eh, there about a C Stranger: cool. i gotta go to a meeting. Stranger: good luck with everything. You: k, Stranger: bye You: txks You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 5:00AM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hell-Oh You: Silence must be killed You: man the harpoons You: cheh…leave it …I found mah pistol You: Gotta go…must kill silence Stranger: omg Stranger: na Stranger: i got da lazar You: aha! lazer Stranger: nig stole da silence You: thats kewl Stranger: ino You: Oh shi- Stranger: wheres sarah connor? You: In her home? Stranger: fuuuuuuu- You: or someone buried her after raping Stranger: jesus christ.. its a lion.. get in the car You: Thank you…but I haz the lazer You: I have over 9000 shots left You: and guess what? You: I’MMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!! Stranger: O SHI You: *Lazer Hits the lion* You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE You: *LION DIES* Stranger: O PLOX You: 132414 exp points getto! Stranger: FIND MA WATERMELON You: Go to the farm Stranger: CANT Stranger: NIG STOLA MA BIKE You: or go to redlight district You: ethier way you get the melon Stranger: YOURE IN THE WAY OF DESTRUCTION You: O rly You: I dont believe y— You: Oh shi— You: aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh hhhhhhhh You: !!! You: Oh thats just mah cat You: lolz Stranger: no it aint Stranger: nig got him You: I’m gonna get mah schimitar and use it… Stranger: and u know dat Stranger: never gonna give u up You: same here… You: but in my case there is a deadbody Stranger: i c u like rick roll Stranger: yo i herd u liek mudkipz? You: MUDKIPS? You: MY LOVE FOR MUDKIPS > 9000 You: I **** MUDKIPS EVERYDAY You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: o rele Stranger: i dont like em cuz i live in soviet russia You: BLASHPHEMY! Stranger: in soviet russia mudkipz lieks u You: LIEZ… You: MUDKIPS LIEKS NO ONE You: PEOPLE LIEKS MUDKIPS You: BECAUSE MUDKIPS IS ****ING ALMIGHTY You: ALL HAIL THE MUDKIPS You: HALALA HO HALALALA HO Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU- You: !!!!! Stranger: NOT IN SOVIET RUSSIAN You: OH I forgot… Stranger: YA SAWG I HERD U LIKE METAL? SO I PUT A GUITAR IN UR GUITAR NOW U CAN PLAY METAL WHILE U PLAY METAL You: YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK MEME SO WE PUT A MEME ON THE MEME AND ANOTHER MEME AND ANOTHER MEME AND MORE AND MORE MEME SO YOU LOOK AT THE CHATLOG AND LAUGH AT THYSELF. You: YO dawg, I herd you liek 9000 so we put a -9000 over it so we can get a zero when we get a zero Stranger: lool Stranger: yo dawg i herd u like fine upstanding member of societys so we put a fine upstanding member of society in ur fine upstanding member of society now u can.. double fine upstanding member of society You: Yo dawg, how the **** you get on the PC you mutt shoo shoo… You: Dawgies don’t know how ta type. You: Why so silent? Stranger: SHI Stranger: NIGG STEAL MA TYPE You: My father was a joker…and a fiend….One day he started using memes in joke too much, mother laughed hard to defend herself…but he didn’t like that…not. one. bit. Stranger: take ur left hand off ur face You: My left hand is fapping You: So it can’t. Stranger: both of my hands are on my mouse. it is called POWERGRIP You: ah, I see… Stranger: HOW R U GENTLEMAN You: I be Immortal. You: how are thee? Stranger: all ur base belong to us You: I haz no base Stranger: wanna c ma party van? You: I’m so lonely…I’m so lonely…I have Nobody…to cut off and sell Stranger: we hav free candy You: Nah, I be having 5 of them Stranger: dont u like da pedobear You: nope… You: his organs don’t sell off well You: too many people is blackmarket are selling pedobear organs and fur You: ..... You: not many want it from me now You: I be sad You: I’m so lonely…I’m so lonely…I have Nobody…to cut off and sell Stranger: cheesecake Stranger: g2g. sry :l You: Goodbye…phool. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 5:54AM |
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