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You: Hell-Oh

You: Silence must be killed

You: man the harpoons

You: cheh…leave it …I found mah pistol

You: Gotta go…must kill silence

Stranger: omg

Stranger: na

Stranger: i got da lazar

You: aha! lazer

Stranger: nig stole da silence

You: thats kewl

Stranger: ino

You: Oh shi-

Stranger: wheres sarah connor?

You: In her home?

Stranger: fuuuuuuu-

You: or someone buried her after raping

Stranger: jesus christ.. its a lion.. get in the car

You: Thank you…but I haz the lazer

You: I have over 9000 shots left

You: and guess what?

You: I’MMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

Stranger: O SHI

You: *Lazer Hits the lion*

You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

You: *LION DIES*

Stranger: O PLOX

You: 132414 exp points getto!

Stranger: FIND MA WATERMELON

You: Go to the farm

Stranger: CANT

Stranger: NIG STOLA MA BIKE

You: or go to redlight district

You: ethier way you get the melon

Stranger: YOURE IN THE WAY OF DESTRUCTION

You: O rly

You: I dont believe y—

You: Oh shi—

You: aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh hhhhhhhh

You: !!!

You: Oh thats just mah cat

You: lolz

Stranger: no it aint

Stranger: nig got him

You: I’m gonna get mah schimitar and use it…

Stranger: and u know dat

Stranger: never gonna give u up

You: same here…

You: but in my case there is a deadbody

Stranger: i c u like rick roll

Stranger: yo i herd u liek mudkipz?

You: MUDKIPS?

You: MY LOVE FOR MUDKIPS > 9000

You: I **** MUDKIPS EVERYDAY

You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: o rele

Stranger: i dont like em cuz i live in soviet russia

You: BLASHPHEMY!

Stranger: in soviet russia mudkipz lieks u

You: LIEZ…

You: MUDKIPS LIEKS NO ONE

You: PEOPLE LIEKS MUDKIPS

You: BECAUSE MUDKIPS IS ****ING ALMIGHTY

You: ALL HAIL THE MUDKIPS

You: HALALA HO HALALALA HO

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUU-

You: !!!!!

Stranger: NOT IN SOVIET RUSSIAN

You: OH I forgot…

Stranger: YA SAWG I HERD U LIKE METAL? SO I PUT A GUITAR IN UR GUITAR NOW U CAN PLAY METAL WHILE U PLAY METAL

You: YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIEK MEME SO WE PUT A MEME ON THE MEME AND ANOTHER MEME AND ANOTHER MEME AND MORE AND MORE MEME SO YOU LOOK AT THE CHATLOG AND LAUGH AT THYSELF.

You: YO dawg, I herd you liek 9000 so we put a -9000 over it so we can get a zero when we get a zero

Stranger: lool

Stranger: yo dawg i herd u like fine upstanding member of societys so we put a fine upstanding member of society in ur fine upstanding member of society now u can.. double fine upstanding member of society

You: Yo dawg, how the **** you get on the PC you mutt shoo shoo…

You: Dawgies don’t know how ta type.

You: Why so silent?

Stranger: SHI

Stranger: NIGG STEAL MA TYPE

You: My father was a joker…and a fiend….One day he started using memes in joke too much, mother laughed hard to defend herself…but he didn’t like that…not. one. bit.

Stranger: take ur left hand off ur face

You: My left hand is fapping

You: So it can’t.

Stranger: both of my hands are on my mouse. it is called POWERGRIP

You: ah, I see…

Stranger: HOW R U GENTLEMAN

You: I be Immortal.

You: how are thee?

Stranger: all ur base belong to us

You: I haz no base

Stranger: wanna c ma party van?

You: I’m so lonely…I’m so lonely…I have Nobody…to cut off and sell

Stranger: we hav free candy

You: Nah, I be having 5 of them

Stranger: dont u like da pedobear

You: nope…

You: his organs don’t sell off well

You: too many people is blackmarket are selling pedobear organs and fur

You: .....

You: not many want it from me now

You: I be sad

You: I’m so lonely…I’m so lonely…I have Nobody…to cut off and sell

Stranger: cheesecake

Stranger: g2g. sry :l

You: Goodbye…phool.

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