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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Yo

You: I have alzheimers.

Stranger: Awesome

You: Hey, at least I don’t have alzheimers.

Stranger: I have this giant dildo that I hit people with

You: Woah, no ****, dude.

Stranger: Totally

Stranger: It’s called Thor

You: How big is it?

Stranger: Hang on, lemme find a picture

You: I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Hurry up.

You: My bum is bleeding.

Stranger: http://www.zoofur.com/thor.html

Stranger: My boyfriend bought it for me as a gag.

You: Woah, ****.

You: That must be awesome to stick in your bum.

Stranger: Oh no, it’s too big for my bum or my cunny

Stranger: so I hit people with it

You: That must kill them.

Stranger: I wish it did.

You: I HAVE ALZHEIMERS.

Stranger: Yes, I know.

You: Oh.

You: I forget quickly.

You: Because I have Alzheimers.

Stranger: Nevar forget

You: Nevar?

You: Nevar is Raven backwards.

Stranger: It is

You: So what else do you use that dildo for?

Stranger: Hitting people, uhh, propping doors open.

Stranger: That’s about it

You: I see.

You: So what else do you use that dildo for?

Stranger: Hitting people and uhh…. Propping open doors.

You: I see.

You: Oh, wait, I already asked that.

You: I forgot

You: Because I have alzheimers.

Stranger: I pee.

You: So do I.

Stranger: I peed.

You: So did I.

Stranger: That’s hot.

You: Yeah.

You: Like your dildo.

You: I must go.

Stranger: Diapers are really hot.

You: I think I have alzheimers.

You have disconnected.