So, Crotch Zombie thinks that they are all that just because they have a kick bum and hilarious game played by tens of thousands of people who give them money? Well, maybe that is true. But you know what? Who will be playing Forumwarz when all the internets explode? (that’s right ALL 7 of them, at once no less!) The zombie apocalypse is on its way and the only question is whether or not it will get here before the dolphins rise up to take over the world or aliens find out that killing us is fun as hell.
In the meantime, there is still time to prepare yourself for those long lonely years in your bunkers by getting some good old pen and paper game systems like the ones we are making. Crotch Zombie can only mimic the internet, but we can mimic any scenario your diseased minds can come up with from ancient Greece, clbumic medieval fantasy, Silent Hill or even little girls who also have superpowers that fight enemies with METAL MUSIC!!!...
Okay, maybe that last one wasn’t our finest moment…
But while other Klans come and go we will slowly crawl up the charts to the top and claim victory over the world! The fake world! Of internets… Fake internets…
|Name||Klan Title||Player Class||Level||Cred|
|Cetacean Hacker||Message Encrypter||Hacker||69||950000000|
|futhermocker||He make your head asplode!||Troll||69||950000000|
|I Can Has Haxxor...||RAMBO!!!||Hacker||69||950000000|
|Jimmy teh Re-Re||Mascot||Re-Re||69||950000000|
|oOo_Candee_bum_3...||I, like, file the stuff in the cabinet||Camwhore||34||74414515|
|rainbow_light_6||Rear Admiral||Emo Kid||34||76038040|
|Wierd Al||Dokyumint Spel Chekhr||Troll||32||41661029|
|Wordgarbler||male reproductive organgobbler||Hacker||15||304251|