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An omegle convo so epic it deserves its own thread.
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So I was in school and I logged onto omegle, and was shocked that this stranger appeared by chance and I had not prepared myself with a blank text dogreat timesent open. This is my run in with Omegles creator.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, this is Leif K-Brooks, Omegle’s creator
You: lol
You: hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: strangerer
You: I feel….
You: leify
Stranger: Interesting. I am doing a survey looking for user feedback
Stranger: Do you want to participate
You: ok
You: Lots of people use the word ” fine upstanding member of society” on this site
Stranger: Hav you encountered any critical errors or bugs in our system?
You: No and Do you have any qualms with africans as a race?
Stranger: You tell me, I have encountered such conversations as well. Such behaviour has been banned
Stranger: Certainly not!
You: Oh, thats nice!
You: What about cyber sex?
You: That is a prevelant problem here
Stranger: Have you found sufficient undesirable behaviour on this website?
You: lots of f bombs and asls being tossed around
You: sometimes yes
You: but sometimes you find level headed people
Stranger: My team has been working hard to regulate such actions
You: i found a link to this site
You: From forumwarz.com
You: Its a satirical RPG about the internet and trolling
You: and people have been coming here for the sole purpose of trolling
Stranger: Sounds pretty amusing, actually.
You: Do you understand what trolling is?
Stranger: Certainly
You: Ok
You: Well there is a whole thread of hilarious omegle convos
You: and a contest sponsored by the people who created the site
Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately most ‘convos’ have been at the expense of other users
Stranger: Can you elaborate
Stranger: I’m reporting this to my developers
You: Well basically some people would use simple tactics like shout obscenities
You: and link to shock images
You: and others would use luring tactics
You: Like engaging in “cybering” with users
You: and then making extremely bizzare appendages to the “cyber stories”
You: and of course their “cyber partner” would become flustered with it
You: Have you ever seen the bash.org convo “I put on my robe and wizard hat”?
You: hello?
Stranger: Sorry, I was archiving this.
Stranger: I have not, alsa
You: ok
Stranger: Sorry, I meant alas
You: well a “woman” and a “man” engage in cybering
Stranger: Aha.
You: and the man says “I put on my robe and wizard hat”
You: and cast level 5 eroticism
You: and much else
Stranger: Very interesting.
You: I can’t remember the rest
You: but it is hilarious
You: and the meme spawned from it is ubiquitous
Stranger: That will be all for now. I appreciate a lot for your input, and I wish you some great future conversations
You: I am archiving this as well
Stranger: Have fun!
Stranger: Log in to see images!
You: thank you I hope I win that contest
You: male reproductive organ
Stranger: Let’s hope so Log in to see images!
You: as in a male chickenz
You: Do you like male reproductive organs?
You: I know I do
Stranger: Alright. Please be aware that your current Interent Address has been archived as well.
Stranger: Further degeneration on this converation might result in a ban,
You: Thats not fair
Stranger: So I want to ask you to stop
You: I just wanna talk about various fowl
You: tamed fowl preferably
Stranger: You are free to do so just not on this website
Stranger: have fun.
You: By the time my male reproductive organ crows twice you will have banned me once
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! He probably banned my schools IP Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 2:59PM |
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ahaahha well played
though it’d be better if you actually got banned |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 3:15PM |
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
Look at these strangely similar convos
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WOMAN You: WOMAN You: So I have two tabs open open You: you mind if you use a name Stranger: sure Stranger: my name is David You: What a coincidence You: my name is david too Stranger: both my convos im speaking to a david weird You: me too Stranger: I think I’m talking to myself Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WOMAN Stranger: WOMAN Stranger: So I have two tabs open open Stranger: you mind if you use a name You: sure You: my name is David Stranger: What a coincidence Stranger: my name is david too You: both my convos im speaking to a david weird Stranger: me too You: I think I’m talking to myself You have disconnected.
There are ghosts that read minds and write in other people |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 3:20PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities. We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. You: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 3:36PM |
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^wicked lolz |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 5:32PM |
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