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Fun An omegle convo so epic it deserves its own thread.

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

So I was in school and I logged onto omegle, and was shocked that this stranger appeared by chance and I had not prepared myself with a blank text dogreat timesent open.

This is my run in with Omegles creator.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, this is Leif K-Brooks, Omegle’s creator

You: lol

You: hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: strangerer

You: I feel….

You: leify

Stranger: Interesting. I am doing a survey looking for user feedback

Stranger: Do you want to participate

You: ok

You: Lots of people use the word ” fine upstanding member of society” on this site

Stranger: Hav you encountered any critical errors or bugs in our system?

You: No and Do you have any qualms with africans as a race?

Stranger: You tell me, I have encountered such conversations as well. Such behaviour has been banned

Stranger: Certainly not!

You: Oh, thats nice!

You: What about cyber sex?

You: That is a prevelant problem here

Stranger: Have you found sufficient undesirable behaviour on this website?

You: lots of f bombs and asls being tossed around

You: sometimes yes

You: but sometimes you find level headed people

Stranger: My team has been working hard to regulate such actions

You: i found a link to this site

You: From forumwarz.com

You: Its a satirical RPG about the internet and trolling

You: and people have been coming here for the sole purpose of trolling

Stranger: Sounds pretty amusing, actually.

You: Do you understand what trolling is?

Stranger: Certainly

You: Ok

You: Well there is a whole thread of hilarious omegle convos

You: and a contest sponsored by the people who created the site

Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately most ‘convos’ have been at the expense of other users

Stranger: Can you elaborate

Stranger: I’m reporting this to my developers

You: Well basically some people would use simple tactics like shout obscenities

You: and link to shock images

You: and others would use luring tactics

You: Like engaging in “cybering” with users

You: and then making extremely bizzare appendages to the “cyber stories”

You: and of course their “cyber partner” would become flustered with it

You: Have you ever seen the bash.org convo “I put on my robe and wizard hat”?

You: hello?

Stranger: Sorry, I was archiving this.

Stranger: I have not, alsa

You: ok

Stranger: Sorry, I meant alas

You: well a “woman” and a “man” engage in cybering

Stranger: Aha.

You: and the man says “I put on my robe and wizard hat”

You: and cast level 5 eroticism

You: and much else

Stranger: Very interesting.

You: I can’t remember the rest

You: but it is hilarious

You: and the meme spawned from it is ubiquitous

Stranger: That will be all for now. I appreciate a lot for your input, and I wish you some great future conversations

You: I am archiving this as well

Stranger: Have fun!

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: thank you I hope I win that contest

You: male reproductive organ

Stranger: Let’s hope so Log in to see images!

You: as in a male chickenz

You: Do you like male reproductive organs?

You: I know I do

Stranger: Alright. Please be aware that your current Interent Address has been archived as well.

Stranger: Further degeneration on this converation might result in a ban,

You: Thats not fair

Stranger: So I want to ask you to stop

You: I just wanna talk about various fowl

You: tamed fowl preferably

Stranger: You are free to do so just not on this website

Stranger: have fun.

You: By the time my male reproductive organ crows twice you will have banned me once

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

He probably banned my schools IP Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ahaahha well played

though it’d be better if you actually got banned

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

ahaahha well played

though it’d be better if you actually got banned

Look at these strangely similar convos

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: WOMAN

You: WOMAN

You: So I have two tabs open open

You: you mind if you use a name

Stranger: sure

Stranger: my name is David

You: What a coincidence

You: my name is david too

Stranger: both my convos im speaking to a david weird

You: me too

Stranger: I think I’m talking to myself

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: WOMAN

Stranger: WOMAN

Stranger: So I have two tabs open open

Stranger: you mind if you use a name

You: sure

You: my name is David

Stranger: What a coincidence

Stranger: my name is david too

You: both my convos im speaking to a david weird

Stranger: me too

You: I think I’m talking to myself

You have disconnected.

There are ghosts that read minds and write in other people

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: This is Mike from Omegle Customer Support. We received recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide.

You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

nashcash

Avatar: Kitten
6

[WeChall]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

^wicked lolz

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