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You: So if you were going to kill someone how would you do it?

Stranger: i would shank them in the neck with a straw

You: Do you think the straw would do the job?

Stranger: i would make it work

You: It seems like you’d need a lot of force to keep the straw from bending.

Stranger: super straw!

You: I mean in a tornado, maybe, but just jamming it in there? Not sure.

Stranger: ohh you’d be surprised i made this guy bleed from a straw…

Stranger: i’m just talented that way…

You: So like was it spurty blood loss or did it funnel through the straw?

Stranger: little bit of both..

You: I’ve seen slow blood loss in a game I play. Forumwarz is bleeding to death through it’s hair.

Stranger: woah that would be trippy…

You: Yeah, it’s an interesting image. It goes well with another serious image – ****ing falcons.

You: Not the planes, the actual birds.

Stranger: those are badbum birds…i want one

You: There are some weird bum fetishes out there. What would you do with a falcon?

Stranger: i would stick my finger in its mouth and see what it does…

You: I don’t think you’d have a finger if you did that, but you could probably still post ****laods of Draginz.

You: Did you know that half of the people online have online pets and they kill them?

Stranger: awe that is so sad!

Stranger: and pathetic…

You: Yes, depending on the kindness of strangers is flawed at best.

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