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You: hey fabulous person

Stranger: yo

You: word

Stranger: what;s up homie

You: hav u heard of FORUMWARZ.COM?!

Stranger: why aren’t you in the kitchen

You: it’s were it’s at!

Stranger: yeah

You: really.

You: you’ve heard of it, really.

Stranger: i’ve completed chapter 1

You: WHAT

Stranger: i got a bit into number 2

You: HOLY ****.

Stranger: but then i gave up

You: what’s your name on there?

You: I might know you

Stranger: nah you don’t

You: I’m trolling for a contest on that site

Stranger: my epeen size is too small lol

You: Hey, maybe, what’s the name

You: lol

You: I’m AtomicScripter

You: I was a mod for a month

Stranger: i actually can’t remember

You: but I did some horrible things

You: HORRIBLE THINGS

Stranger: since i stopped playing about last year

Stranger: hahaha

You: huh

You: I’m from around then

You: KingCrimson?

You: Combobreaker?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: i was never anyone good

You: oh

Stranger: i barely got 2 pistachio scoops haha

You: did you post in the forum much?

You: lol

Stranger: nah

Stranger: i just completed the single player

You: well if you made it past chapter 1 you must be pretty good

Stranger: nuked something or another

You: oooh..

You: yeah.

You: well, nice to meet another player.

Stranger: i’m pretty sure ANYONE can compeltely chapter one

You: I’m trolling for a contest to win brownie points

You: oh, no way man

Stranger: haha

You: ep 2 is way eaisier

Stranger: it just takes abotu a month

You: yeah

You: but not a lot of people have that commitment

Stranger: maybe i should pick it up again

Stranger: haha

Stranger: i was BOREd

You: Yeah, there’s a lot of new content

Stranger: that’s commitment enough

You: you can make your own items

You: lolz, I bet

Stranger: i was a troll

You: I’m a hacker

Stranger: and i desperately wanted charm points lol

You: lol

You: oh, they added Hacker and Permanoob

You: right after Ep. 2

Stranger: oh dear…

You: lol

Stranger: “YO MOMA” was DEVASTATING lol

You: I KNOW

You: like 200 damagwe

You: trolls are most powerful now

You: then hackers

You: then emos

You: then camwhores

You: then re-res and permanoobd

Stranger: omg

Stranger: re re

You: lol

Stranger: awww

You: yes, you can make that your clbum now

Stranger: re-re’s are freakign legends

You: Permanoob is level 10 re-re

You: actually

You: you automatically evolve like an pokemanz.

You: xD

Stranger: well my email is prefferedposition69@hotmail.co.uk and my old pbumword was moneyisgood

You: dude, I’ve been making animated porn for the last 40 min

You: oh, cool

You: hey, one sec… hold on

Stranger: but i changed it when i went to episode 2

You: ah

Stranger: but i don’t know if you can scan by email

You: I think you can

You: like send a pbumword reminder thing

You: and you can find someone by their email

You: if that’s what you mean

You: I’ll look it up Log in to see images!

You: almost done… one more sec

You: LOOOOLZ!

You: look at this. http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr172/AtomicScripter/Se1.gif

Stranger: oh yeah i’m a level 13 troll

You: nice

You: You can make your own emoticons now, I’m going to submit that one

You: Dude, there’s a BuildR for EVERYTHING NOW

Stranger: oo i got tubmail

You: Evil Trout will never have to move a finger

You: what’s your username?

You: I’m banned for 2 days, but I can talk later.

Stranger: YOU_ARE_DOING_IT_WRONG111

You: Nice

You: Very trollish

You: YAY I’M UNBANNED! Log in to see images!

You: I’ll add you.

You: Well, I have to go.

Stranger: omg

You: Talk to you on FW.

You: what?

Stranger: you can reset EVERYTHING

You: yep.

Stranger: every4 days

Stranger: that’s ****ing very special

You: Lol

Stranger: *maxes out frugality and buys cheap *****

You: not everything

You: oh, yeah, stats.

You: that’s what most people use it for.

You: Dude, help me get that emote approved.

You: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/32019-support-a-new-emote

You: Anyway, seeya.

You: I sent you a tubmail.

You have disconnected.