A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
Noose and Razor Fellow
This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
This player trolled the shit out of a complete stranger in the Omegle Ogre contest.
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.