MC Banhammer [Good Omens]

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Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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Bio:

MC Banhammer is a monstrous homogay who has had sex multiple times with Fran and is still happily married to Lady Banhammer. He used to have the power to ban your bum but now he's impotent in that area.

MC Banhammer loves the following website(s):

  • lemonparty.org
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Class: Troll
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 33
Job Points: 2109

Flamebate Statistics (View all of MC Banhammer's posts)
Posts made: 12292
Threads started: 795

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 36

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dobnits wrote this on 11/21/2015 10:56PM:

He died as he lived: A mbumive tool.

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FAIL wrote this on 07/14/2011 10:18PM:

Hey why are you never around anymore? (rhetorical question, but what’s up)

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scully wrote this on 08/27/2010 6:15AM:

Log in to see images!

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Fran wrote this on 08/26/2010 2:28PM:

WHAT???????????????????? No! You’re not allowed to do that!

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Catloaf wrote this on 04/21/2010 6:08PM:

ima catloaf lmao

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DarkDespair5 wrote this on 01/27/2010 10:52PM:

Quit finding loopholes in my contests! Go practice law or something!

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Chai

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Flaming Black Operative

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FOAR!

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

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Hurf Durf!

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I'll BINGE to that

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I'm Gay!

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

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Life Begins

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Luke 10:30

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Medal Winner

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Mexico Calling

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Miss Popularity

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More Property than Monopoly

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

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Nudge Nudge

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Octopussy

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Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes

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One Angry Man

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Our Personal Army

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Patent Pending

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Pythons Run Wild on You

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Quality Unassurance

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Ranks & Files

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

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Series of the Beast

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Sex 'n Dirt

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Sexagenarian

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Smart Aleck

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Spider-Man

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Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

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Super 8

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Super-Chai

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Sweet Sixteen

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The Big Give

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The Boiling Point

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The Color Orange

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The Golden Banhammer

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The Grind

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The Level Cap

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The Terrible Twos

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Unplayable Mess

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Venti Mocha No Foam

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Veterans of Forumwarz

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You're My Inspiration!

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Zeroth Law

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