King Krimson [Snobby McSnobbersons]

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Information

Bio:

Deep in the wild, untamed jungles of England lives the King Krimson. This elusive beast only emerges from hiding to attempt to write witty replies to inane forum topics. More often than not, it fails.

Location:

Currently living in a cardboard box.

Interests:

Getting out of the cardboard box.

Occupation:

Fugitive.

King Krimson loves the following website(s):

  • lemonparty.org
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 11
Job Points: 80

Flamebate Statistics (View all of King Krimson's posts)
Posts made: 2101
Threads started: 44

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 11

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King Krimson's Stall
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Raffle Ticket wrote this on 07/12/2010 12:49PM:

hi Log in to see images!

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Guybrush_Threepw... wrote this on 01/25/2010 5:42PM:

how appropriate, you fight like a cow!

xxx Log in to see images!

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Gordon Frohman wrote this on 12/03/2008 12:19AM:

I didn’t know Chicago had a king!

Also, how do posted comme

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fine upstanding member of society wrote this on 11/08/2008 6:12PM:

fine upstanding member of society

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quangntenemy wrote this on 10/14/2008 7:16AM:

Hehe yeah I’m a pro Log in to see images!

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iRAWR wrote this on 09/28/2008 7:03PM:

NOW THAT YOU HAVE CALLED IT I MUST KILL YOU BEFORE YOU PROPHETIZE MY NEWEST, MOST DASTARDLY PLAN YET.

E-Peen™
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Assisted Suicide

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Auntiepathy

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Baby Bump

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Best Player Ever

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Chai

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Flaming Black Operative

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FOAR!

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

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Medal Winner

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Ranks & Files

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

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Super 8

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Sweet Sixteen

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The Grind

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The Level Cap

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The Picture of Innocence

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The Terrible Twos

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Vox Populi

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