Check our our blog!

Jalapeno Bootyhole [Crotch Zombie]

Image

0

Custom Title

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Information

Bio:

That guy who ****ed your mom? That's me!

Location:

T to the Dot, Y'all

Interests:

your, mom

Occupation:

Rytter

Jalapeno Bootyhole loves the following website(s):

  • WikiFur
  • 4chan
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Emo Kid
Level: 44
Cred: 339033063
Buildr Score: 41
Job Points: 0

Posts made: 3403
Threads started: 459

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

Image Votes: 18
View Poster
Image Votes: 13
View Poster
Image Votes: 6
View Poster
Jalapeno Bootyhole's Stall
Image
valka wrote this on 12/28/2009 11:05PM:

Jalapeno I want eat you :3

Image
Somebody wrote this on 12/07/2009 1:36PM:

hi Log in to see images!

Image
Ricket wrote this on 11/23/2009 7:34AM:

Log in to see images!

Image
Ricket wrote this on 11/01/2009 2:58AM:

ilu don’t ban me plz

Image
twas wrote this on 10/27/2009 1:48AM:

Don’t let them get you down, buddy. Instead, listen to some Al Hirt or something.

Image
Fingerz wrote this on 10/16/2009 11:20PM:

Aw jeez man wth.

E-Peen™
Image

Angel Wing

This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/good alignment.

Image

Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

Image

Auntiepathy

This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.

Image

Awesome Sauce(tm)

This player was an extra-special content contributor to Forumwarz, and can only be described as “Awesome Sauce.”

Image

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Image

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Image

Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

Image

Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

Image

Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

Image

Collaborator

This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki.

Image

Cool Threads, Man

This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Image

Day One

This player played Forumwarz on the very first day it was released!

Image

E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

Image

Forumbuildr ALPHA

This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Image

Host(ess) with the Most(est)

This player ran a contest of significant value to the Forumwarz community. In other words, it wasn’t just done for the E-Peen. (It was done for two E-Peen!)

Image

Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

Image

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

Image

I'll BINGE to that

This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.

Image

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Image

Jingjing

This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.

Image

Luke 10:30

This player was a good Samaritan.

Image

Master of Inanity

This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Image

Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

Image

Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes

This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.

Image

Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

Image

Patience, My Ass!

This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.

Image

Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Image

Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!

This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.

Image

The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

Image

The Color Orange

This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

Image

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

Image

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Image

The Terrible Twos

This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

Image

Thesaurus Rex

This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.

Image

ThreadConstuctr SUPREME

This player contributed forum content to Forumwarz.

Image

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

Image

We Recommend The Crotch

The owner of this E-Peen™ works for Crotch Zombie Productions, and unfortunately had something to do with the construction of Forumwarz.

Image

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

Image

With Friends Like These

This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Image

You're My Inspiration!

This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Feed-icon-14x14 News