Evil Trout [Crotch Zombie]

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this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Information

Bio:

I'm the dork who came up with the idea of Forumwarz.

Blame me if you hate it.

Location:

Toronto, Ontario

Interests:

Movies, Music, Video Games

Occupation:

Ruby on Rails Monkey

Evil Trout loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
  • 4chan
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Hacker
Level: 21
Cred: 1980506
Buildr Score: 3
Job Points: 5

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Evil Trout's posts)
Posts made: 4126
Threads started: 309

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

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Evil Trout's Stall
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fine upstanding member of society wrote this on 04/26/2014 9:57AM:

fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society fine upstanding member of society

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Drakodan wrote this on 12/13/2009 11:59AM:

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Celerysteve wrote this on 08/17/2009 8:11PM:

How are you doing sex machine hey I think my rear bumembly needs a tune up make sure you use plenty of lubrication Log in to see images!

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Vince Russo wrote this on 06/20/2009 2:36AM:

Several years ago a pizza delivery man was called on a delivery to a remote site. He was unwillingly accosted and a homemade bomb was placed around his neck. He was ordered to go rob a bank. He was handed a homemade gun and he was given a set of instructions by the perpetrators on how to rob the bank and how to defuse the bomb around his neck.

This pizza delivery man never made it. The police apprehended him outside of the bank. The man explained the situation and the bomb squad was called. The bomb went off before they got there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Wells

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AtomicScripter wrote this on 05/03/2009 8:39PM:

I herd u liek server-based coding.

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Colonel Bear wrote this on 04/10/2009 5:46PM:

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An Extra Quarter

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Baby Bump

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Best Player Ever

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Cool Threads, Man

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Day One

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E-Pint(tm)

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Future Sentrillion Employee

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High in Dietary Fiber

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Host(ess) with the Most(est)

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I'm Gay!

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Let Them Eat Cake!

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The Color Orange

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The Grind

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We Recommend The Crotch

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