A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Alcohol Kills, Take LSD
This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.
An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Calling God Names
This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Cool Threads, Man
This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Double Ds
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
Flamebate Fodder
This player topped the Flamebate Leaderboard.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
FOAR!
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum
This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Future Sentrillion Employee
This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Haxploitation
This player identified a security hole in Forumwarz and helped us patch it up.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
If Only It Were Real Money
This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Legal in Luxembourg
This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Life Begins
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
Luke 10:30
This player was a good Samaritan.
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Mexico Calling
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
Miss Popularity
This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
Octopussy
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
OMEGLEDETH
This player trolled the shit out of a complete stranger in the Omegle Ogre contest.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patent Pending
This player had their item idea chosen in itembuildr.
Ranks & Files
This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.
Sexagenarian
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Super-Chai
This player earned 180 job points.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
Thesaurus Rex
This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veado
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Venti Mocha No Foam
This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
Welcome to the Working Week
This player earned 52 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
With Friends Like These
This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.
You Say You Want a Revolution?
This player earned 68 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
You're My Inspiration!
This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Zeroth Law
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/neutral alignment.