Fortunato [Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Information

Bio:

Just too awesome. You should vote on my awesome incit wins.

Also if you got de-friended after I got the friend peen, feel free to re-friend me or drop me a line.

Location:

Awesomeville.

Interests:

Awesomeness.

Occupation:

Being Awesome. Also my incit wins are awesome and you should vote on them.

Fortunato loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 51
Cred: 506088025
Buildr Score: 49
Job Points: 270

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Fortunato's posts)
Posts made: 6812
Threads started: 447

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 32

Image Votes: 73
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Fortunato's Stall
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Fingerz wrote this on 10/31/2013 1:25AM:

Toastercar, toastercar

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Fingerz wrote this on 05/24/2012 12:57PM:

SUP DAWG

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viscera wrote this on 12/04/2010 3:20AM:

Fort, you don’t need orange, just delete some old TMs, lol.

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viscera wrote this on 11/24/2010 9:33PM:

I Log in to see images!

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Raffle Ticket wrote this on 09/26/2010 6:00PM:

nachos.wmv is p good

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Cheins Sanchez wrote this on 09/05/2010 11:57AM:

“k”

E-Peen™
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"The Miracle"

This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.

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A Spoonful of Sugar

This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.

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Alcohol Kills, Take LSD

This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

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Anal Tears of a Clown

This player created (and starred in) one of Slappy Scrunt’s clown porn videos.

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Around the World, Around the World

This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.

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Assisted Suicide

The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.

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Baby Bump

This player bumped a year-old thread to wish Jalapeno Bootyhole a happy birthday and wasn’t a complete dick about it.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Brown Starfish Initiate

This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.

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Calling God Names

This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.

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Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

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Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

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Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

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Collaborator

This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki.

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Cool Threads, Man

This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Creative Executive

This player was an extra-special content contributor under Forumwarz’s Apprentice program.

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Crucifiable

This player earned 32 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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D20

This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.

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Double Ds

This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.

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E-Pint(tm)

This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.

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Easy Rider

This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.

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Encumbrance Bait

This player’s itembuildr contribution made it into Episode 3. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium

This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.

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Fix It!

This player participated in the Forumwarz Gameplay Tune-Up, and provided feedback that helped to improve the game.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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FOAR!

This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Forumbuildr ALPHA

This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium

This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.

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Future Sentrillion Employee

This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Haxploitation

This player identified a security hole in Forumwarz and helped us patch it up.

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Host(ess) with the Most(est)

This player ran a contest of significant value to the Forumwarz community. In other words, it wasn’t just done for the E-Peen. (It was done for two E-Peen!)

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Hulk Slogan

This player trained, said their prayers, took their vitamins and won the Forumwarz Motto contest.

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Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

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I'll BINGE to that

This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.

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I'm Gay!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

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INCIT for a Month Club

This player is so good, they can caption their own E-Peen™.

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Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

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Legal in Luxembourg

This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Life Begins

This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.

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Luke 10:30

This player was a good Samaritan.

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Master of Inanity

This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

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Mexico Calling

This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.

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Miss Popularity

This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.

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More Property than Monopoly

This player earned 28 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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My Ass Got Infected, Coach

This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.

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Octopussy

This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes

This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.

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OMEGLEDETH

This player trolled the shit out of a complete stranger in the Omegle Ogre contest.

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One Angry Man

This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Our Personal Army

This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.

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Patent Pending

This player had their item idea chosen in itembuildr.

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Pythons Run Wild on You

This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Ranks & Files

This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.

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Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos

This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.

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Sex 'n Dirt

This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.

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Sexagenarian

This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.

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Smart Aleck

This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

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Sweet Sixteen

This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.

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The Big Give

This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.

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The Boiling Point

This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.

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The Color Orange

This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

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The Gimp: Season 3

This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3

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The Gimp: Season 4

This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 4

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The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

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The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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The Red Tide

This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.

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The Terrible Twos

This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

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Thesaurus Rex

This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.

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ThreadConstuctr SUPREME

This player contributed forum content to Forumwarz.

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Trollslayer

The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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Unplayable Mess

This player beta tested Episode 3.

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Veado

This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.

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Venti Mocha No Foam

This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.

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Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

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Vox Populi

This player recorded a Tubsonic™ message for Forumwarz.

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What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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White People Love Lawyers

This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.

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With Friends Like These

This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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You Killed Superman!

This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.

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You're My Inspiration!

This player had their forum idea chosen for ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

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