"The Miracle"
This player pwned 96 different forums in a row.
A Spoonful of Sugar
This player pwned 48 different forums in a row.
Alcohol Kills, Take LSD
This player pwned 68 different forums in a row.
Around the World, Around the World
This player pwned 80 different forums in a row.
Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Auntiepathy
This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Calling God Names
This player pwned 72 different forums in a row.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Cool Threads, Man
This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Double Ds
This player pwned 44 different forums in a row.
E-Pint(tm)
This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday.
Easy Rider
This player pwned 88 different forums in a row.
Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium
This player pwned 92 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
FOAR!
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Foiled by an Ass!
This player won the Christmas raffle.
Forumbuildr ALPHA
This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum
This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium
This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Full of SALE
This player topped the Best Bidder leaderboard.
Gavel Time!
This player topped the Best Auctioneer leaderboard.
Gifted
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
I Came
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
I'm Gay!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
If Only It Were Real Money
This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Jingjing
This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched.
Legal in Luxembourg
This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Life Begins
This player pwned 40 different forums in a row.
Luke 10:30
This player was a good Samaritan.
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Mexico Calling
This player pwned 52 different forums in a row.
My Ass Got Infected, Coach
This player pwned 32 different forums in a row.
Noose and Razor Fellow
This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.
Octopussy
This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes
This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.
One Angry Man
This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Pythons Run Wild on You
This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Ranks & Files
This player pwned 64 different forums in a row.
Rock Star
This player topped the Most Fans Leaderboard.
Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos
This player pwned 76 different forums in a row.
Sex 'n Dirt
This player pwned 84 different forums in a row.
Sexagenarian
This player pwned 60 different forums in a row.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Super-Chai
This player earned 180 job points.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Big Give
This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points.
The Boiling Point
This player pwned 100 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Picture of Innocence
This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
The Terrible Twos
This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).
Thesaurus Rex
This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less.
Thursday Night Lights Out
This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame.
Trick or L33t
This player successfully solved the 2009 Halloween Hacker Challenge on Halloween.
Turkey Hoarder
This player refused to part with their turkey.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veado
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Venti Mocha No Foam
This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
We Broke IDC!
This Klan broke the hell out of IDC, resulting in many needed fixes and general improvements to the game.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.
White People Love Lawyers
This player pwned 56 different forums in a row.
With Friends Like These
This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
You Killed Superman!
This player pwned 36 different forums in a row.