List Of E Peen

What follows is a list of known E-Peen™. If you know of any E-Peen™ that are not listed, please add them. Also note that this page has spoilers.

Format: E-Peen™ Name - In-game description. Additional notes.

There should preferably be a direct image link to each E-Peen™'s image before each name. Each image should be separated from its name by a single space.

Automatic E-Peen™

Brown Starfish Initiate - This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Troll.

Noose and Razor Fellow - This player joined the Noose and Razor Society. Automatically awarded upon becoming an Emo Kid.

Sister of the Quivering Rose - This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Camwhore.

Flaming Black Operative - This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops. Automatically awarded upon receiving the mission "Flaming Black Initiation".

The Outpost of Tyranny - This player completed Forumwarz episode 1. Automatically awarded upon finishing the mission "Teh Nucular Opshun".

Leaderboard E-Peen™

If Only It Were Real Money - This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.

Gambling Addiction - This player topped the Worst Gamblers Leaderboard. No longer available, as the Leaderboard was retired.

Impressively Pathetic - This player topped the Most Cred Leaderboard.

Flamebate Fodder - This player topped the Flamebate Leaderboard.

1337 - This Player Topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard

Miss Popularity - This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.

Medal Detector - This player topped the Most Medals Leaderboard. Originally called 'Master of the Endgame'.

Creative Inputter - This player topped the INCIT wins Leaderboard.

Freemason - This player topped the Highest Buildr Score Leaderboard.

High in Dietary Fiber - This player topped the Hall of Shit Votes Leaderboard.

Klan E-Peen™

That’s In-Cred-Ible! - This Klan topped the Most Cred Leaderboard.

Moneyfags - The Klan topped the Most Flezz Leaderboard

Berserker! - This Klan topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard.

Lowest Standards - This Klan topped the Largest Klans Leaderboard.

Collectible E-Peen™

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue - This player got a perfect score in the "Trapped in the Cupboard" game.

Best Player Ever - Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity. Gotten through Buying Stuff, and for making a donation back before stuff was buyable.

Friend of Forumwarz: Gold - This player is a gold level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz I package in the Buy Stuff section.

Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum - This player is a platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz II package in the Buy Stuff section.

Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium - This player is a plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz III package in the Buy Stuff section.

Permanoob - This Player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.

I'm Gay! - Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Originally awarded at random, and never to people who asked incessantly about it. Currently awarded to one random person every night - only characters who played the previous day are eligible. Additionally, on February 17th, the members of the Facepunch Studios forums found and exploited a glitch allowing them to get many starting packages, and everyone that used the glitch was given this e-peen. It is, however, known that not everyone who used the glitch got the e-peen. Presumably only those who reported it.

Collaborator - This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki. Awarded by a moderator when they notice you live up to the peen's description.

The Grind - This player has visited over 100 forums.

Medal Winner - This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

The Big Give - This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points. To get this E-Peen, send a Tubmail to Evil Trout with the link to the contest you ran.

Ol' Spread-Eagle Eyes - This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game.

Jingjing - This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched. Upon releasing of Episode 2, you won't be able to receive this E-Peen anymore.

Consecutive Pwnage E-Peen™

Big Day - This player pwned 4 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Nevertheless, if you pwned four in a row on one day, that's...pretty big.

Super 8 - This player pwned 8 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Based on the famous motion picture film format released by Kodak in 1965. Also the name of a cheap motel franchise.

Grass on the Field - This player pwned 12 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Originally called "Full Suite." Name change suggested by Vagitarian. Based on the term "If there's grass on the field, play ball," which means it's okay to be attracted to a person as long as they're past puberty, which is usually when they're 12 years old.

Sweet Sixteen - This player pwned 16 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Based on the birthday party of a girl who reaches 16, which is generally a celebration of the girl losing her virginity. You know, if it's a good party.

D20 - This player pwned 20 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. It is, of course, a reference to the 20-sided dice used in Dungeons-and-Dragons-style tabletop role-playing games.

Veado - This player pwned 24 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. "Veado" ("Deer" in Portuguese) is a representative of the number 24 in the popular Brazilian gambling game Jogo do Bicho. Also the word "Veado" resembles "Viado", which is the correct spelling for the Brazilian slang for "queer," "homo" and "faggot."

The Red Tide - This player pwned 28 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. This is a reference to the number of days between women's periods, or "Red Tide."

My Ass Got Infected, Coach - This player pwned 32 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. The name is a reference to Earvin "Magic" Johnson, who played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers as #32 before contracting HIV.

You Killed Superman! - This player pwned 36 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Possible reference to the movie Superman III, in which Richard Pryor's character Gus Gorman, after being harangued by a government clerk for being unemployed for 36 weeks, becomes horrified that a kryptonite ray from the supercomputer he built may have killed Superman. More likely, it is the atomic weight for the fictional element kryptonite.

Life Begins - This player pwned 40 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. References to the popular catchphrase/desperate rationalization, "Life truly begins at 40."

Double Ds - This player pwned 44 different forums in a row. This can be earned over multiple days. Based on the punk rock singer 44 Double D. Also boobs.

A Spoonful of Sugar - This player pwned 48 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. There are 48 calories in a tablespoon of sugar. Also, there are 48 teaspoons of sugar in a cup.

Mexico Calling - This player pwned 52 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. 52 is the code for international direct dial phone calls to Mexico

White People Love Lawyers - This player pwned 56 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Saddam Hussein was executed 56 days after his conviction in 2006. Which is irrelevant to the fact that in the popular weblog "Stuff White People Like," lawyers are listed as #56.

Sexagenarian - This player pwned 60 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Pretty much means "60-year-old."

Ranks & Files - This player pwned 64 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. There are 64 squares on a chessboard, forming eight rows (ranks) and eight columns (files).

Alcohol Kills, Take LSD - This player pwned 68 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. "Alchohol Kills, Take LSD" was a popular slogan in France, 1968.

Calling God Names - This player pwned 72 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. 72 is the number of names of God, according to Kabbalah.

Rows and Rows of the Finest Virtuosos - This player pwned 76 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Based on "76 Trombones," a song from "The Music Man."

Around the World, Around the World - This player pwned 80 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Based on the book "Around the World in 80 Days" by Jules Verne, as well as the song by Daft Punk.

Sex 'n Dirt - This player pwned 84 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. The Turkish pronunciation of the number 84 is "sex-N-dirt."

Easy Rider - This player pwned 88 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Easy Rider is number 88 on the American Film Institute's list of 100 Years, 100 Movies.

Fiend of Forumwarz: Uranium - This player pwned 92 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. The atomic number of Uranium is 92. And if anyone's been playing Forumwarz this much, they're pretty much a fiend.

"The Miracle" - This player pwned 96 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. Haydn's Symphony No. 96 in D major is popularly known as the Miracle Symphony.

The Boiling Point - This player pwned 100 different forums in a row. Currently impossible to obtain. 100 degrees Celsius is the boiling point of water.

Forumbuildr E-Peen™

You're my Inspiration! - This player had their idea chosen in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

With Friends Like These - This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Cool Threads, Man - This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Master of Inanity - This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Smart Aleck - This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Design Guyz! - This player successfully contributed a design to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Forumbuildr ALPHA - This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Domination E-Peen™

Dungeon Master - This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1. Awarded to Lady Banhammer.

Dominatrix - This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1. Awarded to Pickled Dickbutt.

Submissive - This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1. Awarded to Arktor.

The Gimp - This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1.

FOAR! - This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination. A corruption of "four," along the lines of "more/moar." This is often yelled to warn golfers that a ball is about to smack them in the head.

Octopussy - This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the famous James Bond villain, Octopussy. Also, eight vaginas, am I right?

One Angry Man - This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the movie "12 Angry Men."

Legal in Luxembourg - This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination. 16 is the age of legal sexual consent in Luxembourg. What a wonderful place that must be.

Venti Mocha No Foam - This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Venti Mocha is a type of Frappuccino served at Starbucks, which has a measure of 20 ounces. And not everyone likes foam on their coffee!

Pythons Run Wild on You - This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This is a reference to Hulk Hogan, who would often refer to his biceps as 24-inch pythons, and threaten to have them run wild on his opponents. What'cha gonna do, brother?!

More Property than Monopoly - This player earned 28 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the Monopoly game. The game contains 28 properties. It is also a quotation from the Ugly Duckling rap song "Just a Little Samba."

Crucifiable - This player earned 32 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on Jesus Christ, as it is believed he was 32 when he was crucified.

Series of the Beast - This player earned 36 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The Number of the Beast was once thought to be 666, or three 6's. Some think the number is actually 616, but 666 sounds cooler. If a number is going to be arbitrarily labeled as evil, it should at least be a cool number.

Pour on the Curb - This player earned 40 medals in Forumwarz Domination. In reference to the 40-ounce size used for liquor, typically fairly cheap malt beer; a person will "pour a forty on the curb," i.e., pour out said bottle onto the street, in memory of a person who has died. This practice has been referred to as pouring a "libation."

Landlocked - This player earned 44 medals in Forumwarz Domination. According to the CIA World Factbook, there are 44 countries and other areas that are landlocked.

Another 48 Trphs - This player earned 48 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The name of this E-Peen is a reference to the movie Another 48 Hrs.

Welcome to the Working Week - This player earned 52 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Taken from the lyrics of the Elvis Costello song of the same title. There are 52 weeks in a year.

Geek Species - This player earned 56 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The webcomic Extra Life claims there are 56 Species of Geeks.

Scarecrow with a Bloody Grin - This player earned 60 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This is one translation of a segment of Sonnet 60 in Pablo Neruda's "100 Love Sonnets."

Spontaneous Congress - This player earned 64 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "Spontaneous Congress" is the final position, or sexual art, in the Kama Sutra. It may or may not be related to surprise buttsex.

You Say You Want a Revolution? - This player earned 68 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Very likely a reference to The Beatles song "Revolution," recorded and released in 1968. May also refer to the revolution in France in May of 1968, which is quite probable considering the Beatles song also refers to said revolution.

Heavenly Raisins - This player earned 72 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The Islamic religion promises 72 virgins to its followers in the afterlife, but scholars now believe this may have been a mistranslation and that the passage actually refers to raisins, and that the afterlife is promising tasty snacks and not sexual gratification.

Dunking out of Dire Straits - This player earned 76 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This was the headline in a story about the 1976 ABA All-Star game, featuring the first slam-dunk contest. The contest was won by Julius Erving, who played for the Philadelphia 76ers.

Fourscore - This player earned 80 medals in Forumwarz Domination. A reference to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address; a score is equal to 20.

Ain't Nothin' Gonna Break my Stride - This player earned 84 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "Break my Stride" was a single released by Matthew Wilder which climbed the Billboard charts in 1984, and contains the line "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride." And nothin' will, Matt. Nothin' will.

Seig Heil! - This player earned 88 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "88" is used as code among Neo-Nazis to identify each other. H is the eighth letter of the alphabet, so 88 is taken to stand for HH which in turn means "Heil Hitler."

Solid Johnson - This player earned 92 medals in Forumwarz Domination. There are 92 Johnson solids. Also, if you've come this far in the game, you must have one hell of a rock-solid wang.

Emancipated Through Perfect Knowledge - This player earned 96 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This phrase is excerpted from Verse 96 of The Dhammapada, a collection of scripture attributed to the Buddha.

Centipedophile - This player earned 100 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The word "centipede" means "100-legged." You already know what "pedophile" means — you know all too well.

Really Special E-Peen™

Day One - This player played Forumwarz on the very first day it was released!

We Recommend The Crotch - The owner of this E-Peen™ works for Crotch Zombie Productions, and unfortunately had something to do with the construction of Forumwarz.

First to the Finish Line - This player was the first to ever finish Episode 1! Awarded to Udelar.

Obey the Permanoob - This was the first player to complete Episode 1 as a Re-Re. Awarded to ThisIsBullshit.

Vanilla Rush - This was the first successful klan to organize a Vanilla scoop raid. Awarded to Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.

Vanilla Addict - This player was the first to dominate all the forums in episode 1 simultaneously. Awarded to bigguyinblack.

Code Breaker - This player was the first to crack Haxl Rose’s secret code. Awarded to MrThePlague.

E-Pint(tm) - This player celebrated Dick Hyman’s birthday. Awarded to players that congratulated Evil Trout on his birthday.

We Broke IDC! - This Klan broke the hell out of IDC, resulting in many needed fixes and general improvements to the game. Awarded to Team Shortbroom.

The Artist - This Player won a contest by coming up with a new avatar for the admin formerly known as “The Other Other Hole.” Awarded to Pickled Dickbutt and FAIL due to a tie.

Night of the Living Crotched - This player won the Crotch Zombie video contest. Awarded to Echuu and -God-. This E-Peen has a curious story, as it was the only known E-Peen that got transferred between accounts. -God-, when he won this contest, was General Romanov, then he bought another character and was able to transfer this E-Peen to the -God- character.

Haxploitation - This player identified a security hole in Forumwarz and helped us patch it up. Originally awarded to BirdOfPrey, MySpace Tom, bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND, PhilANThropiSt, Echuu, Invariel, and kittiejenn. Now awarded to any player that does what the E-Peen says.

Dumpster Diver - This player contributed junk to Forumwarz Episode 2. Awarded to the submitters of the best entries in the Junk Contest.

The June Twenty-Second Incident - This player was the first to pwn The Great Firewall of China as a Re-Re. Awarded to Roleplay-Bot 3153.

Kireji-sama - This player is a recognized master of Emo haiku. Awarded to the winners of the Emo Haiku Contest.

FAILBLAZER - This player is truly a beacon of light shining brightly, guiding all Re-Res on their path to glory. FAIL was awarded this E-Peen for being the first Re-Re to pwn Second Wife.