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List Of E Peen

What follows is a list of known E-Peen™. If you know of any E-Peen™ that are not listed, please add them. Also note that this page has spoilers.

Please keep the format the same as the rest of the E-Peen™.

Please note that the lengths given should not be taken as fact, just as general estimates, as it seems that some peens seemingly have fractions of an inch, beyond what we can see.

Automatic E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Troll.
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player joined the Noose and Razor Society. Automatically awarded upon becoming an Emo Kid.
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Camwhore.
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player became a member of The Sect of the Late Yak. Automatically awarded upon becoming a Hacker.
Log in to see images! 0.11" This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops. Automatically awarded upon receiving the mission "Flaming Black Initiation".
Log in to see images! 0.17" This player completed Forumwarz episode 1. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 1.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 2.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/evil alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/evil alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/evil alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/neutral alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/neutral alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/neutral alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a lawful/good alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/good alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/good alignment. Automatically awarded upon finishing Episode 3.

Leaderboard E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.57" This player topped the Flezz Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.40" This player topped the Worst Gamblers Leaderboard. No longer available, as the Leaderboard was retired.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player topped the Most Cred Leaderboard. No longer available, as the Leaderboard was retired.
Log in to see images! 0.72" This player topped the Flamebate Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.69" This Player Topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.68" This player topped the Popularity Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.80" This player topped the Most Medals Leaderboard. Originally called 'Master of the Endgame'.
Log in to see images! 0.72" This player topped the INCIT wins Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.75" This player topped the Highest Buildr Score Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.72" This player topped the Hall of **** Votes Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.68" This player topped the Most Job Points Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.67" This player topped the Best Auctioneer Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.56" This player topped the Best Bidder Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! 0.68" This player topped the Most Fans Leaderboard.

Klan E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! N/A This Klan topped the Most Cred Leaderboard. No longer available, as the Leaderboard was retired.
Log in to see images! N/A The Klan topped the Most Flezz Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! N/A This Klan topped the Most Forums Pwned Leaderboard.
Log in to see images! N/A This Klan topped the Largest Klans Leaderboard.

Collectible E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.13" This player got a perfect score in the "Trapped in the Cupboard" game.
Log in to see images! 0.14" Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity. Gotten through Buying Stuff, and for making a donation back before stuff was buyable.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player is a gold level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz I package in the Buy Stuff section.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player is a platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz II package in the Buy Stuff section.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player is a plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™. Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing the Friend of ForumWarz III package in the Buy Stuff section. Buying this upgrade will ONLY award you the peen it refers to. You cannot buy the higher-level packages to get all 3 rewards.
Log in to see images! 0.47" This Player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
Log in to see images! 0.01" Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Originally awarded at random, and never to people who asked incessantly about it. Currently awarded to one random person every night - only characters who played the previous day are eligible. Additionally, on February 16th, the members of the Facepunch Studios forums found and exploited a glitch allowing them to get many starting packages, and everyone that used the glitch was given this e-peen. It is, however, known that not everyone who used the glitch got the e-peen. Presumably only those who reported it.
Log in to see images! 0.69" This player has made significant contributions to Spoilerpedia, the Forumwarz wiki. Awarded by BINGEBOT 2015 upon request for account review. Provide example of contributions with your request.
Log in to see images! 0.22" This player has visited over 100 forums.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player successfully ran a legitimate contest for Brownie Points. To get this E-Peen, send a Tubmail to one of the Moderators with the link to the contest you ran.
Log in to see images! 0.21" This player found an inadvertent typo or textual error within the game. To report a typo, use the Bug Report tool on the top-right of your browser and flag the bug appropriately.
Log in to see images! 0.38" This player beat The Great Firewall of China before Episode 2 launched. You are no longer able to obtain this E-Peen™.
Log in to see images! 0.26" This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2. You are no longer able to obtain this E-Peen™.
Log in to see images! 0.26" This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3. You are no longer able to obtain this E-Peen™.
Log in to see images! 0.14" This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is! Obtained by looking at this E-Peen™ during the Internet Court mini-game.
Log in to see images! 0.16" This player bumembled 25 .moar files. Multiple of the same .moar file counts towards the E-Peen.
Log in to see images! 0.32" This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat. Not available to Cheater characters.
Log in to see images! 0.20" This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses. This E-Peen is awarded nightly, after first meeting the requirement.
Log in to see images! 0.20" This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail. Obtained by helping WoeIsModerator.
Log in to see images! 0.19" This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants. Obtained by being really mean to Doctor O.
Log in to see images! 0.01" This player did something really stupid. Obtained by picking the same number twice in Guess my number.
Log in to see images! 0.43" This player ran a contest of significant value to the Forumwarz community. In other words, it wasn’t just done for the E-Peen. (It was done for two E-Peen!).
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame. This E-Peen is only obtainable if you pwn Battlethreadz Lamebait for the first time between 8pm and 9pm EST of a Thursday.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s **** and still pwned his bum. Obtained after receiving eight gifts from HugMastaDoug, then defeating his boss thread in StalkerCentral.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month. Awarded upon completing 30 chats with Aunt Geraldine in sTalk.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™.Awarded to a player and all alts upon purchasing a lifetime subscription to Forumwarz Orange in the Buy Stuff section.

Clbum Warfare E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.18" The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s ****. Obtained by defeating the Emo Kid forum, EmoSapiens.
Log in to see images! 0.18" This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia. Obtained by defeating the Permanoob forum, HAY DID U SEE THIZ???.
Log in to see images! 0.18" This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself. Obtained by defeating the Hacker forum, The Soft Hyphen.
Log in to see images! 0.18" The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player. Obtained by defeating the Troll forum, Schadenfreude.cx.
Log in to see images! 0.18" The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. Obtained by defeating the Camwhore forum, Cam on My Face.

Consecutive Pwnage E-Peen™

Note: All Consecutive Pwnage E-Peen™ can be earned over multiple days. Yes, even Big Day. Also, every clbum is able now to get the "The Boiling Point" Peen.

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.05" This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player pwned 8 different forums in a row. Based on the famous motion picture film format released by Kodak in 1965. Also the name of a cheap motel franchise.
Log in to see images! 0.06" This player pwned 12 different forums in a row. Originally called "Full Suite." Name change suggested by Vagitarian. Based on the term "If there's grbum on the field, play ball," which means it's okay to be attracted to a person as long as they're past puberty, which is usually when they're 12 years old.
Log in to see images! 0.07" This player pwned 16 different forums in a row. Based on the birthday party of a girl who reaches 16, which is generally a celebration of the girl losing her virginity. You know, if it's a good party.
Log in to see images! 0.07" This player pwned 20 different forums in a row. It is, of course, a reference to the 20-sided dice used in Dungeons-&-Dragons-style tabletop role-playing games.
Log in to see images! 0.07" This player pwned 24 different forums in a row. "Veado" ("Deer" in Portuguese) is a representative of the number 24 in the popular Brazilian gambling game Jogo do Bicho. Also the word "Veado" resembles "Viado", which is the correct spelling for the Brazilian slang for "fabulous person," "homo" and "fabulous person."
Log in to see images! 0.08" This player pwned 28 different forums in a row. This is a reference to the number of days between women's periods, or "Red Tide."
Log in to see images! 0.08" This player pwned 32 different forums in a row. The name is a reference to Earvin "Magic" Johnson, who played basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers as #32 before contracting HIV.
Log in to see images! 0.08" This player pwned 36 different forums in a row. Possible reference to the movie Superman III, in which Richard Pryor's character Gus Gorman, after being harangued by a government clerk for being unemployed for 36 weeks, becomes horrified that a kryptonite ray from the supercomputer he built may have killed Superman. More likely, it is the atomic weight for the real-life element krypton.
Log in to see images! 0.10" This player pwned 40 different forums in a row. References to the popular catchphrase/desperate rationalization, "Life truly begins at 40."
Log in to see images! 0.10" This player pwned 44 different forums in a row. Based on the punk rock singer 44 Double D. Also mammary glands.
Log in to see images! 0.10" This player pwned 48 different forums in a row. There are 48 calories in a tablespoon of sugar. Also, there are 48 teaspoons of sugar in a cup.
Log in to see images! 0.10" This player pwned 52 different forums in a row. 52 is the code for international direct dial phone calls to Mexico.
Log in to see images! 0.11" This player pwned 56 different forums in a row. Saddam Hussein was executed 56 days after his conviction in 2006. Which is irrelevant to the fact that in the popular weblog "Stuff White People Like," lawyers are listed as #56.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 60 different forums in a row. Pretty much means "60-year-old."
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 64 different forums in a row. There are 64 squares on a chessboard, forming eight rows (ranks) and eight columns (files).
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 68 different forums in a row. "Alcohol Kills, Take LSD" was a popular slogan in France, 1968.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 72 different forums in a row. 72 is the number of names of God, according to Kabbalah.
Log in to see images! 0.10" This player pwned 76 different forums in a row. Based on "76 Trombones," a song from "The Music Man."
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 80 different forums in a row. Based on the book "Around the World in 80 Days" by Jules Verne, as well as the song by Daft Punk.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 84 different forums in a row. The Turkish pronunciation of the number 84 is "sex-N-dirt."
Log in to see images! 0.13" This player pwned 88 different forums in a row. Easy Rider is number 88 on the American Film Institute's list of 100 Years, 100 Movies.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player pwned 92 different forums in a row. The atomic number of Uranium is 92. And if anyone's been playing Forumwarz this much, they're pretty much a fiend.
Log in to see images! 0.13" This player pwned 96 different forums in a row. Haydn's Symphony No. 96 in D major is popularly known as the Miracle Symphony.
Log in to see images! 0.16" This player pwned 100 different forums in a row. 100 degrees Celsius is the boiling point of water.

Job Board E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.13" This player earned 18 job points. Chai is Hebrew for life. All Hebrew letters have numerical values known as Gematria, and the numerical value for Chai is eighteen.
Log in to see images! 0.35" This player earned 180 job points.
Log in to see images! 0.63" This player earned 1,800 job points.

Forumbuildr E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.56" This player had their idea chosen in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.42" This player successfully contributed the most enemies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.39" This player successfully contributed the most thread titles to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.48" This player successfully contributed the most typical posts to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.49" This player successfully contributed the most angry replies to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.44" This player successfully contributed a design to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.
Log in to see images! 0.64" This player successfully contributed the most to a forum in the ForumBuildr v2.0 BETA.

Itembuildr E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.55" This player had their item idea chosen in Itembuildr.
Log in to see images! 0.55" This player had their image chosen in Itembuildr.

Domination E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1.
Log in to see images! This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 2.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 4.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 5.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 6.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 7.
Log in to see images!0.91" This player came in 1st in Forumwarz Domination: Season 8.
Log in to see images! This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1.
Log in to see images! This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 2.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 4.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 5.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 6.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 7.
Log in to see images!0.78" This player came in 2nd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 8.
Log in to see images! This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1.
Log in to see images! This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 2.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 4.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 5.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 6.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 7.
Log in to see images!0.67" This player came in 3rd in Forumwarz Domination: Season 8.
Log in to see images! This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 1.
Log in to see images! This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 2.
Log in to see images! 0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 3.
Log in to see images!0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 4.
Log in to see images!0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 5.
Log in to see images!0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 6.
Log in to see images!0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 7.
Log in to see images!0.55" This player came in between 4th-10th in Forumwarz Domination: Season 8.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination. A corruption of "four," along the lines of "more/moar." This is often yelled to warn golfers that a ball is about to smack them in the head.
Log in to see images! 0.17" This player earned 8 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the famous James Bond villain, Octowoman's genitals. Also, eight woman's genitalss, am I right?
Log in to see images! 0.17" This player earned 12 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the movie "12 Angry Men."
Log in to see images! 0.17" This player earned 16 medals in Forumwarz Domination. 16 is the age of legal sexual consent in Luxembourg. What a wonderful place that must be.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player earned 20 medals in Forumwarz Domination. A mocha is a latté with chocolate in it, the word literally meaning chocolate. Venti is the name of the 20 oz. cup served at Starbucks. Mochas typically are served with whipped cream rather than foam.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player earned 24 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This is a reference to Hulk Hogan, who would often refer to his biceps as 24-inch pythons, and threaten to have them run wild on his opponents. What'cha gonna do, brother?!
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player earned 28 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on the Monopoly game. The game contains 28 properties. It is also a quotation from the Ugly Duckling rap song "Just a Little Samba."
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player earned 32 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Based on Jesus Christ, as it is believed he was 32 when he was crucified.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player earned 36 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The Number of the Beast was once thought to be 666, or three 6's. Some think the number is actually 616, but 666 sounds cooler. If a number is going to be arbitrarily labeled as evil, it should at least be a cool number.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player earned 40 medals in Forumwarz Domination. In reference to the 40-ounce size used for liquor, typically fairly cheap malt beer; a person will "pour a forty on the curb," i.e., pour out said bottle onto the street, in memory of a person who has died. This practice has been referred to as pouring a "libation."
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player earned 44 medals in Forumwarz Domination. According to the CIA World Factbook, there are 44 countries and other areas that are landlocked.
Log in to see images! 0.45 This player earned 48 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The name of this E-Peen is a reference to the movie Another 48 Hrs.
Log in to see images! 0.40" This player earned 52 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Taken from the lyrics of the Elvis Costello song of the same title. There are 52 weeks in a year.
Log in to see images! This player earned 56 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The webcomic Extra Life claims there are 56 Species of Geeks.
Log in to see images! 0.46" This player earned 60 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This is one translation of a segment of Sonnet 60 in Pablo Neruda's "100 Love Sonnets."
Log in to see images! 0.46" This player earned 64 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "Spontaneous Congress" is the final position, or sexual art, in the Kama Sutra. It may or may not be related to surprise bumsex.
Log in to see images! 0.46" This player earned 68 medals in Forumwarz Domination. Very likely a reference to The Beatles song "Revolution," recorded and released in 1968. May also refer to the revolution in France in May of 1968, which is quite probable considering the Beatles song also refers to said revolution.
Log in to see images! 0.51" This player earned 72 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The Islamic religion promises 72 virgins to its followers in the afterlife, but scholars now believe this may have been a mistranslation and that the pbumage actually refers to raisins, and that the afterlife is promising tasty snacks and not sexual gratification.
Log in to see images! 0.51" This player earned 76 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This was the headline in a story about the 1976 ABA All-Star game, featuring the first slam-dunk contest. The contest was won by Julius Erving, who played for the Philadelphia 76ers.
Log in to see images! 0.57" This player earned 80 medals in Forumwarz Domination. A reference to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address; a score is equal to 20.
Log in to see images! 0.57" This player earned 84 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "Break my Stride" was a single released by Matthew Wilder which climbed the Billboard charts in 1984, and contains the line "Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride." And nothin' will, Matt. Nothin' will.
Log in to see images! 0.57" This player earned 88 medals in Forumwarz Domination. "88" is used as code among Neo-Nazis to identify each other. H is the eighth letter of the alphabet, so 88 is taken to stand for HH which in turn means "Heil Hitler."
Log in to see images! This player earned 92 medals in Forumwarz Domination. There are 92 Johnson solids. Also, if you've come this far in the game, you must have one hell of a rock-solid wang.
Log in to see images! This player earned 96 medals in Forumwarz Domination. This phrase is excerpted from Verse 96 of The Dhammapada, a collection of scripture attributed to the Buddha.
Log in to see images! 0.69" This player earned 100 medals in Forumwarz Domination. The latin root "cent-" means "hundred" You already know what "pedophile" means — you know all too well.

Really Special E-Peen™

E-Peen™ Length Description & Notes
Log in to see images! 0.78" This player played Forumwarz on the very first day it was released!
Log in to see images! 1.14" The owner of this E-Peen™ works for Crotch Zombie Productions, and unfortunately had something to do with the construction of Forumwarz.
Log in to see images! 0.45" This player was the first to ever finish Episode 1! Awarded to Udelar.
Log in to see images! 0.21" This was the first player to complete Episode 1 as a Re-Re. Awarded to ThisIsBull****.
Log in to see images! N/A This was the first successful klan to organize a Vanilla scoop raid. Awarded to Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
Log in to see images! This player was the first to dominate all the forums in episode 1 simultaneously. Awarded to bigguyinblack.
Log in to see images! 0.66" This player was the first to crack Haxl Rose’s secret code. Awarded to MrThePlague.
Log in to see images! 0.09" This player celebrated male reproductive organ Hyman’s birthday. Awarded to players that congratulated Evil Trout on his birthday.
Log in to see images! 0.13" This Klan broke the hell out of IDC, resulting in many needed fixes and general improvements to the game. Awarded to Team Shortbus. Despite being a klan E-peen™ this was also awarded to handofg0d on January 15, 2009 when he discovered a code that shut down IDC.
Log in to see images! This Player won a contest by coming up with a new avatar for the admin formerly known as “The Other Other Hole.” Awarded to Pickled male reproductive organbum and FAIL due to a tie.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player won the Crotch Zombie video contest. Awarded to Echuu and -God-. This E-Peen has a curious story, as it was the only known E-Peen that got transferred between accounts. -God-, when he won this contest, was General Romanov, then he bought another character and was able to transfer this E-Peen to the -God- character.
Log in to see images! 0.84" This player identified a security hole in Forumwarz and helped us patch it up. Originally awarded to BirdOfPrey, MySpace Tom, nanafabulous personjesus, PhilANThropiSt, Echuu, Invariel, kittiejenn, and quangntenemy. Now awarded to any player that does what the E-Peen says. Players who have already been awarded this E-Peen will be given 30 BP for identifying more exploits unless they choose to put the E-Peen on an alt that doesn't already have it, see http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/25663
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player contributed junk to Forumwarz Episode 2. Awarded to the submitters of the best entries in the Junk Contest.
Log in to see images! This player was the first to pwn The Great Firewall of China as a Re-Re. Awarded to Else.
Log in to see images! 0.43" This player is a recognized master of Emo haiku. Awarded to the winners of the Emo Haiku Contest.
Log in to see images! This player won the official Forumwarz comics contest. Awarded to the winners of the Forumwarz Comics Contest.
Log in to see images! This player is truly a beacon of light shining brightly, guiding all Re-Res on their path to glory. FAIL was awarded this E-Peen for being the first Re-Re to pwn Second Wife. This avatar was based of the old avatar from Something_Witty.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player contributed content to official Forumwarz in-game forums. Originally 41 players were awarded this E-Peen™ for their participation in ForumBuildr Elite for Episode 2. On October 24, 2009 it was converted into a peen for anyone that has participated in any version of ForumBuildr Elite, and awarded to the players who participated in the Episode 3 version. Original E-Peen™ graphics were Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! 0.88" This player was an extra-special content contributor to Forumwarz, and can only be described as “Awesome Sauce.”
Log in to see images! 0.29" This player beta tested Episode 2. 47 players were awarded this E-Peen™ for their participation in the beta testing Episode 2.
Log in to see images! 0.08" This player celebrated the one-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).
Log in to see images! This player was one of the first three to solve the Halloween puzzle. Awarded to Apex Badger, quangntenemy, and Eglath.
Log in to see images! 0.17" This player voted for Barack Obama. Awarded to 1266 players who voted for Barack Obama in Presidential Election 2008 contest. The 228 who voted for John McCain did not get an E-Peen. Is also a reference to the 'fact' that black people have a 1/4 inch longer of a dong, noted by the 'campaign speech' that was posted on the FlameBate poll. This E Peen is no longer obtainable, until next election.
Log in to see images! N/A This Klan won a special prize in a contest to become Jalapeno Bootyhole’s best friend for about a week (BFFAAW). Awarded to Brainfreeze.
Log in to see images! This player was the second runner-up in a contest to become Jalapeno Bootyhole’s best friend for about a week (BFFAAW). Awarded to 1338h4x.
Log in to see images! This player was the first runner-up in a contest to become Jalapeno Bootyhole’s best friend for about a week (BFFAAW). Awarded to Johnny Mac.
Log in to see images! This player won a contest to become Jalapeno Bootyhole’s best friend for about a week (BFFAAW). Awarded to shrtcat.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player cracked down on homelessness. One of the peens that can be obtained from the starving_2_death_ sTalk conversation.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player was a good Samaritan. One of the peens that can be obtained from the starving_2_death sTalk conversation.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player refused to part with their turkey. One of the peens that can be obtained from the starving_2_death_ sTalk conversation.
Log in to see images! 0.15" This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie. You confirmed your nomination on a Flamebate post.
Log in to see images! 0.23" This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay. The survey was a Forumwarz survey, which appeared on a black box warning on the Character page, starting at 12/05.
Log in to see images! This player won the Slash Fiction, Forumwarz Style contest. Awarded to PhineasPoe.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player bumped a year-old thread to wish Jalapeno Bootyhole a happy birthday and wasn’t a complete male reproductive organ about it. Awarded to players who wished JB happy birthday in an old thread.
Log in to see images! 1.13" This player won the Christmas raffle. Awarded to doctormale reproductive organtor and NOS MAN.
Log in to see images! 0.22" The owner of this E-Peen™ currently possesses a Falcon Preservation Donor Plaque. Awarded to 25 players who quickly completed an Episode 2 Side Mission called The Mark of the Falcon, and were rewarded with a Falcon Preservation Donor Plaque. Note that selling of this item will remove the E-Peen from you and award it to whoever buys it, basically making this the first transferable E-Peen.
Log in to see images! 0.34" This player has beaten Forumwarz so thoroughly that there’s nothing left to prove. Awarded to the Pro for winning the custom E-Peen auction.
Log in to see images! 0.12" This player celebrated the activation of BINGEBOT 2015.
Log in to see images! 0.28" This player was willing to waste several hours poring over various reference sources just to make forumbuildr suck a bit less. Awarded to players who helped add word types to forumbuildr as requested on this Flamebate thread.
Log in to see images! 1.02" This player has been active on ForumWarz for over one year. This peen is given to currently active players whose accounts were activated over one year prior. Alts will receive this E-Peen a year after they were created.
Log in to see images! 0.30" This player trained, said their prayers, took their vitamins and won the Forumwarz Motto contest. This peen was given to the winners of this contest.
Log in to see images! 0.33" This player trolled the **** out of a complete stranger in the Omegle Ogre contest. This peen was awarded to the top 30 winners of the Omegle Ogre contest.
Log in to see images! 0.83" Dis playa grabbed the mic, spit some ill **** and won the FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in’ Battle. This peen was awarded to Celerysteve, the winner of the FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle.
Log in to see images! 0.64" This player combined technological skill with artistic creativity to win the Iron Designer: Flamebate Battle Topic Icon contest. This peen was awarded to Johnny Mac, the winner of the Iron Designer: Flamebate Battle Topic Icon contest.
Log in to see images! 0.85" This player participated in the Forumwarz Gameplay Tune-Up, and provided feedback that helped to improve the game. This peen was awarded to those who actively participated in the beta test for the Gameplay Tune-Up that occurred prior to Episode Three.
Log in to see images! 0.02" This Player was promised the ability to test and improve Forumwarz, only to have it taken away from them at the last second. This peen was awarded to those selected to participate in Phase 3 of the Gameplay Tune-Up beta, which was canceled.
Log in to see images! 0.91" This player successfully served as a moderator on Forumwarz.
Log in to see images! 1.07" This player demonstrated a sustained record of exemplary dedication and leadership as a Forumwarz moderator.
Log in to see images! 0.76" This player survived Forumwarz’s Apprentice program and made a lasting contribution to the game.
Log in to see images! 0.88" This player was an extra-special content contributor under Forumwarz’s Apprentice program.
Log in to see images! 0.99" This player achieved the highest honors in Forumwarz’s Apprentice program.
Log in to see images! 0.48" This player is so good, they can caption their own E-Peen™. This peen was awarded to the daily first place winners of the 30 Days of INCIT contest.
Log in to see images! 0.62" This player successfully solved the 2009 Halloween Hacker Challenge on Halloween.
Log in to see images! 0.11" This player celebrated the two-year anniversary of Forumwarz (by bumping a thread).

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