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Hacker Info
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  • Equipment: multiple pieces of Hardware.
  • Relies on Luck in addition to the above.
  • Has some of the the weakest attacks, and their more powerful ones have the slowest refresh rates.
  • Cannot upgrade Processing Power by leveling.
  • Unique, in that its forum attacks are mostly not reply based, but rather affect the forum itself.


  • All skill packages cost no Upgrade Points, but require a minimum level to become available.
Name Stats Available at
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 1
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 11
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 21
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 31
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 41
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 51
Log in to see images!Max Ego +10 Level 61

Vandalism Haxx

Name Attack Ability Type PP Cost Refresh Available at
Log in to see images!009 - 014 Antisociality 001 1 turn Level 2
Log in to see images!060 - 070 Antisociality 004 5 turns Level 2
Log in to see images!025 - 030 Antisociality 003 1 turn Level 4
Log in to see images!035 - 040 Antisociality 001 2 turns Level 6
Log in to see images!110 - 130 Misanthropy 003 6 turns Level 9
Log in to see images!060 - 080 Antisociality 003 1 turn Level 12
Log in to see images! flipr090 - 100 Aggression 005 2 turns Level 15
Log in to see images!200 - 210 Aggression 007 6 turns Level 18
Log in to see images! avtr100 - 110 Antisociality 010 1 turn Level 21
Log in to see images! bkwd210 - 215 Antisociality 020 2 turns Level 24
Log in to see images! adz300 - 330 Antisociality 025 6 turns Level 27
Log in to see images! bin200 - 250 Antisociality 040 1 turn Level 30
Log in to see images! blkout250 - 300 Aggression 045 2 turns Level 33
Log in to see images! Reveal Pbumword360 - 400 Aggression 050 6 turns Level 36
Log in to see images!260 - 280 Antisociality 055 1 turn Level 39
Log in to see images!325 - 350 Misanthropy 060 2 turns Level 42
Log in to see images!425 - 450 Incompetence 075 6 turns Level 45
Log in to see images!350 - 400 Antisociality 100 1 turn Level 48

Strategies & Tips

Seeing as you cannot upgrade Processing Power:

  • Make sure to Flezz grind every once in a while to get new Hardware.
  • Get a graphics card before taking on level 5-6 forums, and just upgrade from there.
  • Check daily for Glbumes in The Ppwn Shoppe and Kyoubai, as Hackers have no other source for them.
  • Boosting your Processing Power with .moar files will let you pwn forums without using consumables.

Barring Permanoobs and Re-Res, Hackers have some of the weakest attacks in the game, so:

  • Upgrade your Hardware as much as your Flezz stash allows.
  • Collect .moar files to further boost your stats.
  • Buff your Offense statistic after obtaining all your Haxx and meeting haxlrose.
  • Use your upgrade points to get Egomania upgrades; this upgrades your health so that you can attack more without being killed.
  • Check the Refresh rates and use moves in a pattern so that you never get caught short.

As far as secondary stats go:

  • Later in the game, make sure to get Upkeep to at least 7.
  • You have the most equipment of any clbum in the game, so repairs will be a pain in your Flezz if you don't.
  • If you're planning on buying Episode 3, try to keep your alignment good. You'll get the Narcissism-based Good Samaritan attack, granting the Hacker all 5 attack attributes.
  • If you notice any of your attributes not totaling what you think they should after equip/unequip things or re-spec, see ! This is a known hacker bug, and only seems to affect them.

To maximize deliveries:

  • You can equip multiples of any piece of Hardware, so buy 4 of one of the boxes (Homeless Man's Cardboard, Black, Blue, or Polka Dot, as your Flezz allows) and equip them all before you log off. (How about +40 luck from 4 Polka Dots?)
  • The next morning, the mbumive luck bonuses will flood your account.
  • This set may also be used to fish for .moar files from lower-level forums.
  • To further increase your deliveries, up your charisma with .moar files, glbumes, and special items.

Dictionary Definition of Hackers

A person (usually possessing thorough knowledge in no single field), who is talented at devising superficial "fixes," which are nothing more than auxiliary workarounds for problems which eventually have to be solved "correctly" by a "trained professional." Hackers are self-motivated, and learn through experimentation and persistence, as opposed to through "traditional" means. Computer hackers do not completely fit this definition. Due to the high artificiality of computer technology itself, computer hackers must be highly knowledgeable before they can implement their first successful "hack." For them, "hacks" are the product of brilliant insight and thorough investigation, rather than the talent and natural law that go with hacking in more humanity-driven fields, such as entertainment or sports.

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