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Music The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?

Today is Juneteenth, celebrating the emancipation of slavery in America (peep this thread by that punk-bum **** Jalapeno). So me and my main man Biggie was up in Ghetto Heaven and thought we’d come on down and spread some love (it’s the Brooklyn way, as he say).

Since we died, a lot of **** done changed: The Crips and Bloods have called a truce. That east coast/west coast beef is over. And though it seems heaven-sent, we are ready, to see a black president, uhh. So me and Big figured, with all these changes happening down on Earth, maybe it’s time we put aside our differences and just kick some freestyles like back in tha dayz.

We noticed that some of these Forumwarz fine upstanding member of societyz got skillz, so we thought we’d come around and hold ourselves an old-fashioned cipher this Juneteenth. Fried chicken, watermelon, red soda, big-booty hoes and mad rhymes. Word.

So, do any of you fine upstanding member of societyz got any skills? We’re looking for 16 MCs to throw down, old-school style. Besides the satisfaction of bein’ the Head fine upstanding member of society in Charge, the winner will receive an exclusive E-Peen (whatever the **** that is), and there will be BP (again, what the **** does this **** mean? BP? Baby powder? Like right before you smack a ho?) for the top 3 winnerz and the first runner-up.

 

5 BP – winner + special E-Peen™

4 BP – 2nd place

3 BP – 3rd place

1 BP – 4th place runner-up

 

This **** will be run bracket style, with two initial rounds, then a semi-final round, and ending with an all-out final round battle between our top two MCs. You dig?

Let us know if you want in on this. Post in this thread to sign the **** up and we’ll choose our 16 contenders randomly. If you want to prove you got some skillz, go ahead and give us one bar of freestyle: that’s just four lines of your dopest rhymes, naw’m sayin’?

One love.

Edit: Round one is on, beeyatch! http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37822-round-one-showdowns-for-the-flowinwarz-freestyle-keystyle-rap-mother****in-battle

ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/21/2009 11:07PM

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?

Today is Juneteenth, celebrating the emancipation of slavery in America (peep this thread by that punk-bum **** Jalapeno). So me and my main man Biggie was up in Ghetto Heaven and thought we’d come on down and spread some love (it’s the Brooklyn way, as he say).

Since we died, a lot of **** done changed: The Crips and Bloods have called a truce. That east coast/west coast beef is over. And though it seems heaven-sent, we are ready, to see a black president, uhh. So me and Big figured, with all these changes happening down on Earth, maybe it’s time we put aside our differences and just kick some freestyles like back in tha dayz.

We noticed that some of these Forumwarz fine upstanding member of societyz got skillz, so we thought we’d come around and hold ourselves an old-fashioned cipher this Juneteenth. Fried chicken, watermelon, red soda, big-booty hoes and mad rhymes. Word.

So, do any of you fine upstanding member of societyz got any skills? We’re looking for 16 MCs to throw down, old-school style. Besides the satisfaction of bein’ the Head fine upstanding member of society in Charge, the winner will receive an exclusive E-Peen (whatever the **** that is), and there will be BP (again, what the **** does this **** mean? BP? Baby powder? Like right before you smack a ho?) for the top 3 winnerz and the first runner-up.

 

5 BP – winner + special E-Peen™

4 BP – 2nd place

3 BP – 3rd place

1 BP – 4th place runner-up

 

This **** will be run bracket style, with two initial rounds, then a semi-final round, and ending with an all-out final round battle between our top two MCs. You dig?

Let us know if you want in on this. Post in this thread to sign the **** up and we’ll choose our 16 contenders randomly. If you want to prove you got some skillz, go ahead and give us one bar of freestyle: that’s just four lines of your dopest rhymes, naw’m sayin’?

One love.

quotin’ dis ****, makin’ sure its legit, yo

lemme tell ya’lil story ‘bout two fine upstanding member of societys long gone

bustin’ rhymes ‘n mad song, all ‘til **** went wrong

thug life ain’ easy, but bein’ dead ain’t no treat

meet in tha street, drive-by’in bullets beat

join the nation’s fallen as tha cultural elite­

step it up, step on in, bring tha heat­

zpac and zombiggie bringin’ you a Keystyle treat

yo

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

This looks pretty cool. o-o

I hope I have enough time to enter.

EDIT: Oh yeh, uhm, illest rhyme.

Watch out below, this wolf got skillz

Poppin’ lines, no frillz, just street-style thrillz

Y’all best watch out cuz I don’t just talk the game

Y’all the same, you lame, I’m the picture, you the frame.

Word.

Shii edited this message on 06/19/2009 5:31PM

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

This looks amazing.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

What is “up,” dogs?

Just a note from your friendly (neighbor-)’hood admin:

I approve of this “rap” “battle” and there will be indeed be an E-Peen™ prize to the top Master of Ceremonies (MC) who can demonstrate the greatest “skillz” in the art of “free-style” rhyming.

Good luck, all! “Peace” out!

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

What is “up,” dogs?

Just a note from your friendly (neighbor-)’hood admin:

I approve of this “rap” “battle” and there will be indeed be an E-Peen™ prize to the top Master of Ceremonies (MC) who can demonstrate the greatest “skillz” in the art of “free-style” rhyming.

Good luck, all! “Peace” out!

Who’s this motha ****a think he is? Pak and Smalls don’t need no ****in approval, beeyatch!

ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/19/2009 5:38PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

contest over

http://www.mediafire.com/?ofunmymuuf

haha

/thread

REJECTed_PUm-
pKin

Avatar: Emo Girl
4

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Well I WAS TOLD TO ENTER …so Here it goes

MY RHYMEZ-

I’m the little fox that’ll pop your top, look what I got.

If you touch me, then you’ll have to stop.

So hunni you betta just back it up,

can’t have me cause you ain’t wolf enough.

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

This **** seems kinda special, but something you must see

A competition with this vision ain’t the thing for me

I ain’t no hardcore badbum, as threatening as can be

So I’ll just set up, watching what’s up with the real MCs

...

*coughs* Yes. This’ll be fun to watch.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

this battle is over

I’ve already won

just like every girl you’ll meet

I’ve already done

DOPE

Deific Blund-
er

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400
17

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

Forumwarz’ MCs better prep for the reaming,

Cause my ****’s so hot it’ll leave your toilet bowl steaming,

Lyrical madness force your reality to distortion,

It’s apt to give you chumps a fatal mind abortion.

MC DB, See yo aborted bum at the dumpster behind prom hall. I’m out.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

All right now the contest can end

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zmz2ozgntmx

I would point out that the reason I have a little trouble in the middle is because this is a genuine article freestyle; nothing was written down. I kinda knew what I wanted to sing, but everything else was completely off the top of my head.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Every rhyme in this thread is ****ing whack.

I’m laughing so hard I just had two heart attacks

You bithces are spitin’ Granny Goose bull****

My words are like muh ****in’ deuce-deuce bullets

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

forts made me laugh.

d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Now I be here spittin’ on forumwarz and goin’ all out

My rhymes are crazy get more ladies than my man evil trout

And if my style seems worth while then I should have you know

Steal my rhymes and i’ll **** your nose hole real slow

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I’ll rhyme so hard you’ll all turn purple

Oh ****ing balls, nothing rhymes with purple

Except maybe “nurple”, that rhymes with purple

But then I’d just have to find a rhyme for nurple

Log in to see images!

(not actually that interested in entering, just wanted to post the above, so unless you want more stuff that’s so **** it might overflow the ****count and wrap back around to good, for hell’s sake don’t pick me [edit] actually, **** that, if random chance picks me, I’m game [/edit])

man-man edited this message on 06/20/2009 1:06PM

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Yo, I’m bumpin this **** to let ya’ll know that all forms of freestylin are allowed. Text is fine, but we love that audio/video ****.

I also need to let ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz know, if you can’t handle some heavy trollin, you best not step up. A true rap battle don’t end till all other beeyatchs get torn da **** down. naw’m sayin’?

 

Peace

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Yo, I’m bumpin this **** to let ya’ll know that all forms of freestylin are allowed. Text is fine, but we love that audio/video ****.

I also need to let ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz know, if you can’t handle some heavy trollin, you best not step up. A true rap battle don’t end till all other beeyatchs get torn da **** down. naw’m sayin’?

 

Peace

quotin’ dis for all the little fine upstanding member of societys still comin’, yo

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

yo

all tha latecomas takin’ sweet sweet time,

y’all best get in line

if you wanna bust some rhymes

all fine,

if ya troll, dat’s how dis ****’s gon’ roll

like my fine upstanding member of society Zpac sed,

grab yo ****es ‘n bowls

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