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Music The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Sittin’ at home playin’ “forumwarz”

Y’all fine upstanding member of societys is gay like Pauly Shores

Movies were back in Ninety-three

And none of you fabulous persons can compete with me

**** flowing from my brain like a tubgirl fountain

Y’all need to go back home to Brokeback mountain.

Got no beat but the sound of my keys,

But that’s just fine for this Emcee.

From the ATL, Like Outkast

And I’ll cut yo bum up with the rhymes I blast.

Lyrical Skills, from the deep south

While you’re all just lame… like MercWithMouth.

Bong-Hitz

Avatar: 185528 Mon Jun 15 13:50:11 -0400 2009

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Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

just enlisted for my debut~im finnaly back/

double fisted when i hit u~pack a nine and a mack/

easily defeat you with nothing more then a minor attack/

ya’ll lookin stuck like turtles when they flipped on there back/

all these ryhmes are bad -in fact i find them sickening/

and im still not done yet-the plot is only thickening/

So listen close and take notes you can learn from a veteran/

Every word played like the third grade using little league lettering/

if you get a chance to see this im sure you’ll be typen~4~hours/

Brainstorming with a notebook of rhymes and a pipe~a’dem~flowers/

Its been 6 years since i net rapped i guess i like the exposure/

Since i won this **** in 6 bars i best just say goodnight as the closer/

Bong-Hitz edited this message on 06/20/2009 9:32PM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2012-03-02 18:18:54 -0500
95

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

KRAUTMEISTER

You wannabe fine upstanding member of societys have serious problems now I’m in

Reconsider your entry ‘cause Aldo’s here to win.

Should not be too hard, I’m angry like that fukkin Wart

So let me start, I’m gonna take your skills apart.

While you couldn’t get a date with moron Lance Bbum

My range is even wider that LolFran’s goatse bum.

Finishing off with a protip, free – wasn’t paid

Get yourself a fancy fabulous person so at least you get laid.

I’m out.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Lament Posted:

Tupac, I thought you weren’t going to Heaven when you died. You said you were going to the Thugz Mansion.

So what happened?

Turns out when you’re buried a G, Thugz Mansion is Heaven, naw’m sayin?

Phat beats 24/7, and hot ****es always on my jock. fine upstanding member of society, that **** is dope.

 

For all ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz holdin out, we already got a lot o thugs steppin up, so we gonna start pickin our slingers tomorrow.

You ain’t got long, so make up yo mind, beeyatch.

I’m out.

Peace

ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/20/2009 10:49PM

Septic

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Yo, step up outta place

and I’ll blast your girls face

with my double-barreled male reproductive organ gun

not a shot gun but a make her world rock gun

Cuz I dont pack heat I pack inches

****es, dont know about my lazer

the hoe phazer, amazer.

So here it comes, its almost enjoy time,

But yall dont deserve my male reproductive organ. Suck on my rhyme.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

He’s drinking peppermint schnapps with Jackie Wilson and Sam Cook.

Nah man. Patron. It flows from the fountains at Thugz Mansion.

I’m more of a Don Julio drinker, myself, though. I have tequila and lime running through my veins.

mrorange

Avatar: 183646 Sun Jun 21 00:11:58 -0400 2009

[WeChall]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

****es dont know my name

This is my climb to fame

Here i go from rags to riches

with all my ****es

cause this my motha****ing name

Peace out y`all

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Lament Posted:

Nah man. Patron. It flows from the fountains at Thugz Mansion.

I’m more of a Don Julio drinker, myself, though. I have tequila and lime running through my veins.

**** dawg, Hennessy’s wut gets a fine upstanding member of society thru, but that chromed out mansion in paradise got all that **** an’ more!

Holla if ya hear me!

SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Yo, ****es, this is teh best rap in all the hood,

Now listen to me, all you, come on,

Yo Yo Yo Yo



All your base are belong to us *clang*

Iherduliekmudkipz

*clang clang*

Its a trap

What you say?

Somebody set us up the bomb

*clang clang*

We get signal

300-page iphone bill

*BAM BAM*

OBAMA OBAMA

I can has cheezburgerz

*clang*

Lose: DO NOT WANT

*bam bam*

And I ****in winz.



Its so epic, I even re-recorded it.

http://www.yakitome.com/cgi-bin/output.py?sID=68388

SuperSonic edited this message on 06/21/2009 1:42AM

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Y’all best step down now

That E-peen is mine.

The one, the only

Lyrical swine.

I’m throwing flames with my fingers

so, beware, little man

You can’t stop this fire

using only your hands.

I said it before, you suckers are lame

****ing with me is like matches, when you’re made of propane.

I didn’t ask for these skills of rhyme and verse,

and to beat me, fine upstanding member of societys, ya’ll had better rehearse.

Log in to see images!

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I’m a dirty white boy. I bust my bum all day.

I put my hand to the plow to keep my bad dreams at bay.

Because my world is a reflection of everyone in it,

And everything’s all stained glbum-tinted.

Watch your back, Jack.

‘Cuz I’m poised to attack.

I’ll eat a landmine, and I’ll **** a Big Mac.

Serve it one, serve it two ‘ya. Serve it to ‘ya hot,

Hot ‘n steamy like the creamy pearl jam from my male reproductive organ.

‘Cuz I roll hard. I walk fly,

You’re in the eye of a storm that’ll make yo’ mamma cry.

And I hope you don’t hate me when I win.

‘Cuz I’ll be thinkin’ ‘bout y’all with every BP that I spend.

And that’s the 411, ‘ya hurr?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

All right so apparently my last entry was inadequate, so I am entering again. Here.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?yydzdmod2dw

Septic

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
8

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Well I’m the ****in boss, like tony was to angela.

If you dont want a war, then take your bum to canada.

My tsunami flows crash down on your subliminal.

The way I’m drowning fools, you’d think i was a criminal

I’ll rip your bum apart like the turtles did to shredder.

If your digging on my flow, well my male reproductive organ is even better.

bumholes think they bad cuz they’re rappin on the internet

But see me on the street and you’ll be in a predicament

Word to your mother.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I started pwning these forums to earn flezz

Then I met these ****es and turned les

I roll mad deep with my posse BA

And I don’t give a **** what the rest of y’all say.

Listen2Reason

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard
7

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That’s right…we’re coming to you straight from the site of the 2009 US Open…where it’s time to **** some **** up.

Time to spit some words up in the ‘warz

Doin’ the chores, smackin’ down all them bores

From the North Shores I’m bringin’ tons of satisfaction

A fraction of distraction is sure to get reaction

If Tiger can golf, can’t a white boy get some action?

Suburban extraction, whiter than Michael Jackson

So if the whores want some lovin’ it’s the time of the season

And all a’ you clowns are gonna Listen to Reason.

Peace.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Listen2Reason Posted:

That’s right…we’re coming to you straight from the site of the 2009 US Open…where it’s time to **** some **** up.

Time to spit some words up in the ‘warz

Doin’ the chores, smackin’ down all them bores

From the North Shores I’m bringin’ tons of satisfaction

A fraction of distraction is sure to get reaction

If Tiger can golf, can’t a white boy get some action?

Suburban extraction, whiter than Michael Jackson

So if the whores want some lovin’ it’s the time of the season

And all a’ you clowns are gonna Listen to Reason.

Peace.

Best one I’ve read yet

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

dis is no guarantee

that you in, y’see

cuz Zpac ‘n me, we

gots to know, is yo flow

good to go

or was you jes frontin’

like some ****-bum ho

ZomBiggie you aight, so I’ll just let you know

I’ve gotten ****es pregnant off my potent sexy flow

If you let me in yo contest be prepared to get rocked

I’ll dominate these scrubs while their moms are getting male reproductive organed

My rhymes hit so hard they’ll **** up yo ****

People call me Charizard for the fire that I spit

I just killed it with pokemon but I aint no nerd

I drank too much last night so my vision is still blurred

I racked up a tab that would give broke fine upstanding member of societys chills

It ain’t nothin to me dawg, I got skills to pay the bills

Money out the bum, I pretty much **** stacks

I’m on a yacht with the whites, you on the streets with the blacks

**** SON, TO’ UP FROM THA FLO’ UP

Bong-Hitz

Avatar: 185528 Mon Jun 15 13:50:11 -0400 2009

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Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

yall niccas soft~ no need 4 a bulletproof vest/

my bullets sick~they touch kids like pedophilists/

yall aint gangsta~ya’ll need to go ahead and run/

ill rob the toy store where you got that gun from/

Bong-hitz…....waiting for the second round…i probably break out the mic for that stage

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

ZomBiggie Smalls Posted:

dis is no guarantee

that you in, y’see

cuz Zpac ‘n me, we

gots to know, is yo flow

good to go

or was you jes frontin’

like some ****-bum ho

You ****es don’t know

how far I’ll go

but I guess I got to show

that my rhymes don’t blow

all those beats that I be making

are the greatest sounds

and those posers that are faking

I’ll put ‘em 6 feet underground.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Yall fine upstanding member of societys check it read the op for a second

pay attention to the rules and his post subsequent

this pool has been closed he’s pickin’ 16

read the ****in thread you’re cloggin up the scene

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