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|The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!|
Sittin’ at home playin’ “forumwarz”
Y’all fine upstanding member of societys is gay like Pauly Shores
Movies were back in Ninety-three
And none of you fabulous persons can compete with me
**** flowing from my brain like a tubgirl fountain
Y’all need to go back home to Brokeback mountain.
Got no beat but the sound of my keys,
But that’s just fine for this Emcee.
From the ATL, Like Outkast
And I’ll cut yo bum up with the rhymes I blast.
Lyrical Skills, from the deep south
While you’re all just lame… like MercWithMouth.
|Posted On: 06/20/2009 8:43PM||View swine's Profile | #|
just enlisted for my debut~im finnaly back/
double fisted when i hit u~pack a nine and a mack/
easily defeat you with nothing more then a minor attack/
ya’ll lookin stuck like turtles when they flipped on there back/
all these ryhmes are bad -in fact i find them sickening/
and im still not done yet-the plot is only thickening/
So listen close and take notes you can learn from a veteran/
Every word played like the third grade using little league lettering/
if you get a chance to see this im sure you’ll be typen~4~hours/
Brainstorming with a notebook of rhymes and a pipe~a’dem~flowers/
Its been 6 years since i net rapped i guess i like the exposure/
Since i won this **** in 6 bars i best just say goodnight as the closer/Bong-Hitz edited this message on 06/20/2009 9:32PM
|Posted On: 06/20/2009 9:26PM||View Bong-Hitz's Profile | #|
You wannabe fine upstanding member of societys have serious problems now I’m in
Reconsider your entry ‘cause Aldo’s here to win.
Should not be too hard, I’m angry like that fukkin Wart
So let me start, I’m gonna take your skills apart.
While you couldn’t get a date with moron Lance Bbum
My range is even wider that LolFran’s goatse bum.
Finishing off with a protip, free – wasn’t paid
Get yourself a fancy fabulous person so at least you get laid.
|Posted On: 06/20/2009 9:54PM||View Aldo_Anything's Profile | #|
Turns out when you’re buried a G, Thugz Mansion is Heaven, naw’m sayin?
Phat beats 24/7, and hot ****es always on my jock. fine upstanding member of society, that **** is dope.
For all ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz holdin out, we already got a lot o thugs steppin up, so we gonna start pickin our slingers tomorrow.
You ain’t got long, so make up yo mind, beeyatch.
ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/20/2009 10:49PM
|Posted On: 06/20/2009 10:33PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
Yo, step up outta place
and I’ll blast your girls face
with my double-barreled male reproductive organ gun
not a shot gun but a make her world rock gun
Cuz I dont pack heat I pack inches
****es, dont know about my lazer
the hoe phazer, amazer.
So here it comes, its almost enjoy time,
But yall dont deserve my male reproductive organ. Suck on my rhyme.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 12:30AM||View Septic's Profile | #|
Cheins Sanchez Posted:
Nah man. Patron. It flows from the fountains at Thugz Mansion.
I’m more of a Don Julio drinker, myself, though. I have tequila and lime running through my veins.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 12:34AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
****es dont know my name
This is my climb to fame
Here i go from rags to riches
with all my ****es
cause this my motha****ing name
Peace out y`all
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 1:04AM||View mrorange's Profile | #|
**** dawg, Hennessy’s wut gets a fine upstanding member of society thru, but that chromed out mansion in paradise got all that **** an’ more!
Holla if ya hear me!
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 1:29AM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
Yo, ****es, this is teh best rap in all the hood,
Now listen to me, all you, come on,
Yo Yo Yo Yo
All your base are belong to us *clang*
Its a trap
What you say?
Somebody set us up the bomb
We get signal
300-page iphone bill
I can has cheezburgerz
Lose: DO NOT WANT
And I ****in winz.
Its so epic, I even re-recorded it.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 1:37AM||View SuperSonic's Profile | #|
Y’all best step down now
That E-peen is mine.
The one, the only
I’m throwing flames with my fingers
so, beware, little man
You can’t stop this fire
using only your hands.
I said it before, you suckers are lame
****ing with me is like matches, when you’re made of propane.
I didn’t ask for these skills of rhyme and verse,
and to beat me, fine upstanding member of societys, ya’ll had better rehearse.
Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 2:19AM||View swine's Profile | #|
I’m a dirty white boy. I bust my bum all day.
I put my hand to the plow to keep my bad dreams at bay.
Because my world is a reflection of everyone in it,
And everything’s all stained glbum-tinted.
Watch your back, Jack.
‘Cuz I’m poised to attack.
I’ll eat a landmine, and I’ll **** a Big Mac.
Serve it one, serve it two ‘ya. Serve it to ‘ya hot,
Hot ‘n steamy like the creamy pearl jam from my male reproductive organ.
‘Cuz I roll hard. I walk fly,
You’re in the eye of a storm that’ll make yo’ mamma cry.
And I hope you don’t hate me when I win.
‘Cuz I’ll be thinkin’ ‘bout y’all with every BP that I spend.
And that’s the 411, ‘ya hurr?
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 3:45AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
All right so apparently my last entry was inadequate, so I am entering again. Here.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 4:18AM||View Fortunato's Profile | #|
Well I’m the ****in boss, like tony was to angela.
If you dont want a war, then take your bum to canada.
My tsunami flows crash down on your subliminal.
The way I’m drowning fools, you’d think i was a criminal
I’ll rip your bum apart like the turtles did to shredder.
If your digging on my flow, well my male reproductive organ is even better.
bumholes think they bad cuz they’re rappin on the internet
But see me on the street and you’ll be in a predicament
Word to your mother.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 4:37AM||View Septic's Profile | #|
I started pwning these forums to earn flezz
Then I met these ****es and turned les
I roll mad deep with my posse BA
And I don’t give a **** what the rest of y’all say.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 6:20AM||View kittiejenn's Profile | #|
That’s right…we’re coming to you straight from the site of the 2009 US Open…where it’s time to **** some **** up.
Time to spit some words up in the ‘warz
Doin’ the chores, smackin’ down all them bores
From the North Shores I’m bringin’ tons of satisfaction
A fraction of distraction is sure to get reaction
If Tiger can golf, can’t a white boy get some action?
Suburban extraction, whiter than Michael Jackson
So if the whores want some lovin’ it’s the time of the season
And all a’ you clowns are gonna Listen to Reason.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 6:23AM||View Listen2Reason's Profile | #|
Best one I’ve read yet
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 6:37AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
ZomBiggie you aight, so I’ll just let you know
I’ve gotten ****es pregnant off my potent sexy flow
If you let me in yo contest be prepared to get rocked
I’ll dominate these scrubs while their moms are getting male reproductive organed
My rhymes hit so hard they’ll **** up yo ****
People call me Charizard for the fire that I spit
I just killed it with pokemon but I aint no nerd
I drank too much last night so my vision is still blurred
I racked up a tab that would give broke fine upstanding member of societys chills
It ain’t nothin to me dawg, I got skills to pay the bills
Money out the bum, I pretty much **** stacks
I’m on a yacht with the whites, you on the streets with the blacks
**** SON, TO’ UP FROM THA FLO’ UP
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 11:12AM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
yall niccas soft~ no need 4 a bulletproof vest/
my bullets sick~they touch kids like pedophilists/
yall aint gangsta~ya’ll need to go ahead and run/
ill rob the toy store where you got that gun from/
Bong-hitz…....waiting for the second round…i probably break out the mic for that stage
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 1:24PM||View Bong-Hitz's Profile | #|
ZomBiggie Smalls Posted:
You ****es don’t know
how far I’ll go
but I guess I got to show
that my rhymes don’t blow
all those beats that I be making
are the greatest sounds
and those posers that are faking
I’ll put ‘em 6 feet underground.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 1:57PM||View Damion's Profile | #|
Yall fine upstanding member of societys check it read the op for a second
pay attention to the rules and his post subsequent
this pool has been closed he’s pickin’ 16
read the ****in thread you’re cloggin up the scene
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 3:18PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|