Listen2Reason Posted:

That’s right…we’re coming to you straight from the site of the 2009 US Open…where it’s time to **** some **** up.

Time to spit some words up in the ‘warz

Doin’ the chores, smackin’ down all them bores

From the North Shores I’m bringin’ tons of satisfaction

A fraction of distraction is sure to get reaction

If Tiger can golf, can’t a white boy get some action?

Suburban extraction, whiter than Michael Jackson

So if the whores want some lovin’ it’s the time of the season

And all a’ you clowns are gonna Listen to Reason.

Peace.

Best one I’ve read yet