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|The Official FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle, ****es! 13 BP + E-Peen™!|
Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?
Today is Juneteenth, celebrating the emancipation of slavery in America (peep this thread by that punk-bum **** Jalapeno). So me and my main man Biggie was up in Ghetto Heaven and thought we’d come on down and spread some love (it’s the Brooklyn way, as he say).
Since we died, a lot of **** done changed: The Crips and Bloods have called a truce. That east coast/west coast beef is over. And though it seems heaven-sent, we are ready, to see a black president, uhh. So me and Big figured, with all these changes happening down on Earth, maybe it’s time we put aside our differences and just kick some freestyles like back in tha dayz.
We noticed that some of these Forumwarz fine upstanding member of societyz got skillz, so we thought we’d come around and hold ourselves an old-fashioned cipher this Juneteenth. Fried chicken, watermelon, red soda, big-booty hoes and mad rhymes. Word.
So, do any of you fine upstanding member of societyz got any skills? We’re looking for 16 MCs to throw down, old-school style. Besides the satisfaction of bein’ the Head fine upstanding member of society in Charge, the winner will receive an exclusive E-Peen (whatever the **** that is), and there will be BP (again, what the **** does this **** mean? BP? Baby powder? Like right before you smack a ho?) for the top 3 winnerz and the first runner-up.
5 BP – winner + special E-Peen™
4 BP – 2nd place
3 BP – 3rd place
1 BP – 4th place runner-up
This **** will be run bracket style, with two initial rounds, then a semi-final round, and ending with an all-out final round battle between our top two MCs. You dig?
Let us know if you want in on this. Post in this thread to sign the **** up and we’ll choose our 16 contenders randomly. If you want to prove you got some skillz, go ahead and give us one bar of freestyle: that’s just four lines of your dopest rhymes, naw’m sayin’?
Edit: Round one is on, beeyatch! http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37822-round-one-showdowns-for-the-flowinwarz-freestyle-keystyle-rap-mother****in-battleZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/21/2009 11:07PM
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:16PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
ZPac Shakorpse Posted:
quotin’ dis ****, makin’ sure its legit, yo
lemme tell ya’lil story ‘bout two fine upstanding member of societys long gone
bustin’ rhymes ‘n mad song, all ‘til **** went wrong
thug life ain’ easy, but bein’ dead ain’t no treat
meet in tha street, drive-by’in bullets beat
join the nation’s fallen as tha cultural elite
step it up, step on in, bring tha heat
zpac and zombiggie bringin’ you a Keystyle treat
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:17PM||View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | #|
This looks pretty cool. o-o
I hope I have enough time to enter.
EDIT: Oh yeh, uhm, illest rhyme.
Watch out below, this wolf got skillz
Poppin’ lines, no frillz, just street-style thrillz
Y’all best watch out cuz I don’t just talk the game
Y’all the same, you lame, I’m the picture, you the frame.
Word.Shii edited this message on 06/19/2009 5:31PM
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:28PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
This looks amazing.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:30PM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
What is “up,” dogs?
Just a note from your friendly (neighbor-)’hood admin:
I approve of this “rap” “battle” and there will be indeed be an E-Peen™ prize to the top Master of Ceremonies (MC) who can demonstrate the greatest “skillz” in the art of “free-style” rhyming.
Good luck, all! “Peace” out!
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:30PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Who’s this motha ****a think he is? Pak and Smalls don’t need no ****in approval, beeyatch!
ZPac Shakorpse edited this message on 06/19/2009 5:38PM
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:37PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:49PM||View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:53PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
Well I WAS TOLD TO ENTER …so Here it goes
I’m the little fox that’ll pop your top, look what I got.
If you touch me, then you’ll have to stop.
So hunni you betta just back it up,
can’t have me cause you ain’t wolf enough.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 5:55PM||View REJECTed_PUmpKin...'s Profile | #|
This **** seems kinda special, but something you must see
A competition with this vision ain’t the thing for me
I ain’t no hardcore badbum, as threatening as can be
So I’ll just set up, watching what’s up with the real MCs
*coughs* Yes. This’ll be fun to watch.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 6:01PM||View PseudoNymph's Profile | #|
this battle is over
I’ve already won
just like every girl you’ll meet
I’ve already done
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 6:05PM||View Adapt's Profile | #|
Forumwarz’ MCs better prep for the reaming,
Cause my ****’s so hot it’ll leave your toilet bowl steaming,
Lyrical madness force your reality to distortion,
It’s apt to give you chumps a fatal mind abortion.
MC DB, See yo aborted bum at the dumpster behind prom hall. I’m out.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 6:26PM||View Deific Blunder's Profile | #|
All right now the contest can end
I would point out that the reason I have a little trouble in the middle is because this is a genuine article freestyle; nothing was written down. I kinda knew what I wanted to sing, but everything else was completely off the top of my head.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 6:28PM||View Fortunato's Profile | #|
Every rhyme in this thread is ****ing whack.
I’m laughing so hard I just had two heart attacks
You bithces are spitin’ Granny Goose bull****
My words are like muh ****in’ deuce-deuce bullets
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 7:02PM||View NotJoePesci's Profile | #|
forts made me laugh.
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 7:24PM||View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | #|
Now I be here spittin’ on forumwarz and goin’ all out
My rhymes are crazy get more ladies than my man evil trout
And if my style seems worth while then I should have you know
Steal my rhymes and i’ll **** your nose hole real slow
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 9:01PM||View d4's Profile | #|
I’ll rhyme so hard you’ll all turn purple
Oh ****ing balls, nothing rhymes with purple
Except maybe “nurple”, that rhymes with purple
But then I’d just have to find a rhyme for nurple
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(not actually that interested in entering, just wanted to post the above, so unless you want more stuff that’s so **** it might overflow the ****count and wrap back around to good, for hell’s sake don’t pick me  actually, **** that, if random chance picks me, I’m game [/edit])man-man edited this message on 06/20/2009 1:06PM
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 9:41PM||View man-man's Profile | #|
Yo, I’m bumpin this **** to let ya’ll know that all forms of freestylin are allowed. Text is fine, but we love that audio/video ****.
I also need to let ya’ll fine upstanding member of societyz know, if you can’t handle some heavy trollin, you best not step up. A true rap battle don’t end till all other beeyatchs get torn da **** down. naw’m sayin’?
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 10:00PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
ZPac Shakorpse Posted:
quotin’ dis for all the little fine upstanding member of societys still comin’, yo
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 10:06PM||View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | #|
all tha latecomas takin’ sweet sweet time,
y’all best get in line
if you wanna bust some rhymes
if ya troll, dat’s how dis ****’s gon’ roll
like my fine upstanding member of society Zpac sed,
grab yo ****es ‘n bowls
|Posted On: 06/19/2009 10:19PM||View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | #|