Sittin’ at home playin’ “forumwarz”

Y’all fine upstanding member of societys is gay like Pauly Shores

Movies were back in Ninety-three

And none of you fabulous persons can compete with me

**** flowing from my brain like a tubgirl fountain

Y’all need to go back home to Brokeback mountain.

Got no beat but the sound of my keys,

But that’s just fine for this Emcee.

From the ATL, Like Outkast

And I’ll cut yo bum up with the rhymes I blast.

Lyrical Skills, from the deep south

While you’re all just lame… like MercWithMouth.