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Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
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Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I’m a dirty white boy. I bust my bum all day.

I put my hand to the plow to keep my bad dreams at bay.

Because my world is a reflection of everyone in it,

And everything’s all stained glbum-tinted.

Watch your back, Jack.

‘Cuz I’m poised to attack.

I’ll eat a landmine, and I’ll **** a Big Mac.

Serve it one, serve it two ‘ya. Serve it to ‘ya hot,

Hot ‘n steamy like the creamy pearl jam from my male reproductive organ.

‘Cuz I roll hard. I walk fly,

You’re in the eye of a storm that’ll make yo’ mamma cry.

And I hope you don’t hate me when I win.

‘Cuz I’ll be thinkin’ ‘bout y’all with every BP that I spend.

And that’s the 411, ‘ya hurr?

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