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Poetry ITT: Forumwarz Keystyle Rap Battle!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

What up, y’all?

I know some of you are dope-bum keystyle (that’s typed “freestyle”Log in to see images! rappers. I’ve seen it before in IDC. So I’m surprised we haven’t had a real battle right here in Flamebate yet!

So here’s how we gon’ do this: Just jump right in and spit your illest 16 bars. Make sure it’s off the dome. No nursery rhymes in here, ya heard?

After the first sacrifice rapper does they thang, someone will challenge them with their own rhymes, and on it goes. This is a really informal cypher, but if there’s enough interest we might do a round-robin in the contest forums. Also, major bonus points if you post an MP3 or video of you doing it.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is Ayn Rands, a non-trolling forum. For the sake of this “game,” which traditionally involves good-natured, generic disses, some of the lyrics might come off as “insults” to other MCs. I’ve cleared this with the mods; THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS TROLLING.

– If it’s part of the rhyme, it’s not trolling. It’s no different from posting your favorite rap lyrics. Dissing people in the comments (other than constructive criticism) is, however, trolling.

– Still, don’t get too personal or outrageously offensive. Don’t take out personal vendettas in the form of art.

– No ALLCAPS or anything like that.

– If you’re really sensitive, don’t get involved. This is for people who can take a joke.

– This doesn’t mean you can rhyme your insults in GD threads from now on! If you’re running a similar “game” in Ayn Rands, clear it with a mod first.

Ya heard? Now go go go!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Uh.

Yeah.

C’mon.

Once again.

/beatboxes lonesomely

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Uh.

Yeah.

C’mon.

Once again.

/beatboxes lonesomely

Lmfao, that’s the saddest, most pathetic post I’ve read on Flamebate in a long, long time.

I’ll post something for ya, if you give me a bit.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

The names Chawin and I’m here to say

I’m gonna pwn all your forums from day to day

Only got 4 visits, but I spend em well

Burning those threads ‘till they’re hot as hell

Re-re’s, Camwhores you got nothing on me

I’m a hacker, a rapper, I’m as 1337 as can be

My only problem is the trolls

Who’ll **** the hell outa me

(then i got bored and gave up.)

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

A rap battle on Flamebate

on a boring bum day.

What could have turned out cool

will probably end up gay.

Cause it’s Crotch Zombie yall,

We all know the scores.

The users do the work

Cause we’re all epeen whores!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Shii Posted:

Lmfao, that’s the saddest, most pathetic post I’ve read on Flamebate in a long, long time.

I’ll post something for ya, if you give me a bit.

That’s good, that’s real good. Because I was just about to call that bum OUT! Don’t disappoint me… Log in to see images!

Peace to the brothers who set this sucker off.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Shii’s a mad beast, lemme tell ya done hurd

Reppin’ mad wolf, I’m a 4-letter word

‘Tween diggin’ major fur, I’m a straight illin’ ‘9

The ladies come easy and the ladies came fine

My straight ****in’ wheels jes’ as slick as me

Wind in my fur, head out the window, see

Best watch yo back, I run the furs ‘round here

The trolls think they sly, best th’act in gear

Got th’mods in mah pocket, right next t’my gat

We furs is SRS BSNS, ain’t no ****in’ Cat in the Hat

Runnin’ ForumBuildr, stompin’ unfunny fabulous persons

I don’t mess with shock links, keep yo porno mags

My mad rhymes is out, it’s what this wolf is about

Time ta go make some ****ty games like a mo’fgn Evil Trout

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Chawin Posted:

The names Chawin and I’m here to say

I’m gonna pwn all your forums from day to day

Only got 4 visits, but I spend em well

Burning those threads ‘till they’re hot as hell

Re-re’s, Camwhores you got nothing on me

I’m a hacker, a rapper, I’m as 1337 as can be

My only problem is the trolls

Who’ll **** the hell outa me

(then i got bored and gave up.)

Yo, Samildanach here, and your beats are all flat,

Like yo mamma’s chair – because yo mamma so fat!

You wouldn’t know L337 if it bit you on the bum,

I see right through you, kid, like you was made a’ glbum.

Call yourself a hacker? Son, better represent;

Ain’t a system out there your hacks could cirgreat timesvent.

Talk all you want about the Re-res and camwhores,

But sounds like you got “Emo” seepin’ out yo pores.

‘Course you afraid of trolls, you just ain’t got the licks,

****, you run cryin’ from some lame-bum shock pics?

Got four visits too, an I use ‘em like a pimp,

Log in, drop my scriptz, leave them forums with a limp.

Get the scoops, get the medals, medals get the peen,

And I got more skills than y’all fine upstanding member of societyz eva’ seen.

Damn, why you chicken out, cut yo beats off so quick?

My beats keep on rising, yours just drop like a brick.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Niiiiice Samil.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Shii Posted:

Shii’s a mad beast, lemme tell ya done hurd

Reppin’ mad wolf, I’m a 4-letter word

‘Tween diggin’ major fur, I’m a straight illin’ ‘9

The ladies come easy and the ladies came fine

My straight ****in’ wheels jes’ as slick as me

Wind in my fur, head out the window, see

Best watch yo back, I run the furs ‘round here

The trolls think they sly, best th’act in gear

Got th’mods in mah pocket, right next t’my gat

We furs is SRS BSNS, ain’t no ****in’ Cat in the Hat

Runnin’ ForumBuildr, stompin’ unfunny fabulous persons

I don’t mess with shock links, keep yo porno mags

My mad rhymes is out, it’s what this wolf is about

Time ta go make some ****ty games like a mo’fgn Evil Trout

Shii can’t rhyme, we all knew that.

His lines are a shame, all covered in scat.

There’s no rhythm here, we better all pray.

What we need are more fine upstanding member of societys, but we scared em away.

MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Nice, Samildanach, I’m genuinely impressed, that was pretty cool. I would do one myself, and I’m sure it wouldn’t be bad, but I’m just too lazy. Anyway props Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

CoreyJess Posted:

Shii can’t rhyme, we all knew that.

His lines are a shame, all covered in scat.

There’s no rhythm here, we better all pray.

What we need are more fine upstanding member of societys, but we scared em away.

Lemme tell ya somethin’ SUN best clear ya ears

You can’t touch my lines, rhymes, plus BF iz fo’ fabulous persons

No bruthaz touch dis game, all they feel is hate

In an honest fur’s opinion, gtfo, mate

WUT

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Shii Posted:

Lemme tell ya somethin’ SUN best clear ya ears

You can’t touch my lines, rhymes, plus BF iz fo’ fabulous persons

No bruthaz touch dis game, all they feel is hate

In an honest fur’s opinion, gtfo, mate

WUT

I heard you just fine

There’s just nothing to hear

You can’t spell for ****

And your gimmick is fabulous person

Now I’ll rip it out

You drop to your knees

Suck it like you mean it

Just don’t **** with The Freeze

...****

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

CoreyJess Posted:

I heard you just fine

There’s just nothing to hear

You can’t spell for ****

And your gimmick is fabulous person

Now I’ll rip it out

You drop to your knees

Suck it like you mean it

Just don’t **** with The Freeze

...****

Damn. I think I just got served. ;-;

MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Shii Posted:

Damn. I think I just got served. ;-;


[humor]

Log in to see images!

[/humor]

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

So that’s it then?

No one has game?

I know your bad posters,

but you ****ers are lame!

Bring it on ****es,

if you feel you have luck.

You bring your best

and I’ll show you it sucks.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

CoreyJess Posted:

So that’s it then?

No one has game?

I know your bad posters,

but you ****ers are lame!

Bring it on ****es,

if you feel you have luck.

You bring your best

and I’ll show you it sucks.

****, you be trippin’ if think you got the skills;

I’ll pop your bum like an Emo poppin’ pills.

Your style be all weak, and your rhymes be all whack.

If only your momma hadn’t smoked all that crack!

You had a little battle, and yeah, it was cute,

But if you step to me, son, I’ll give you the boot.

So throw a couple lines back, pretend you got game,

When the thread is over, they’ll be screamin’ my name.

Anyone step to me yet? No, they know they place.

Son, you ain’t got Jack, and Samildanach’s the Ace.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

From day one i PWNed ****, from Team Shortbus to jack-off skilltrollers with wit

the first time this place attacked? AAHZ was there to send bumes back

To that ****hole under the rug , damn so thats why Shortbus kept givin me the mean mug

dont even **** with me in IDC, three of you fabulous persons drop two ride my male reproductive organ

and some **** gives me a male reproductive organrub, see thats how i got my game

macking ****es smacking ****es, and this **** is all the same

and you fabulous persons all try too hard, stumblin and bumblin like goddamn retards

****ing with the lord of the ring, youll be looking like Bilbo Baggins all stunt and no bling

now you bustas get jack moved, macked and attack moved

Tiger Ali Singh flapjack moved, like paddy cake paddy cake the ****ing bakers man moved

like Muhammid Ali floating like a bumer fly stinging like a bee

aint no fabulous person on forumwarz ****in with me.

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

So that’s it then?

No one has game?

I know your bad posters,

but you ****ers are lame!

Bring it on ****es,

if you feel you have luck.

You bring your best

and I’ll show you it sucks.

Silly little boy, just gimme some time

For you I’ll even learn how to rhyme.

I’m new to all this stuff.

So Shii can go suck it?

You only get to fluff.

Quit, before you kick the bucket.

Dissin’ someone’s spelling,

While yours ain’t too great

My inner nazi’s yelling,

And you have signed your fate.

You call yourself Freeze,

Add an anti- to that, please!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2011-07-31 00:12:45 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Samildanach Posted:

****, you be trippin’ if think you got the skills;

I’ll pop your bum like an Emo poppin’ pills.

Your style be all weak, and your rhymes be all whack.

If only your momma hadn’t smoked all that crack!

You had a little battle, and yeah, it was cute,

But if you step to me, son, I’ll give you the boot.

So throw a couple lines back, pretend you got game,

When the thread is over, they’ll be screamin’ my name.

Anyone step to me yet? No, they know they place.

Son, you ain’t got Jack, and Samildanach’s the Ace.

I’ll say you got game, but that ain’t enough.

Your rhythm is sloppy, your wordplay is rough.

I said bring your best, but you ain’t got nothin’.

Your bum is a turkey, and my male reproductive organ is the stuffin.

I’ll slide it in, and you’ll cry and you’ll beg.

And all you’ll have left, will run down your leg.

Now go on home ****, you ain’t got a chance.

You got just enough skill for your Jr. high dance.

Don’t bring your **** here, you ain’t got a clue.

They’ll remember me, but who the **** are you?

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