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|ITT: Forumwarz Keystyle Rap Battle!|
What up, y’all?
I know some of you are dope-bum keystyle (that’s typed “freestyle”Log in to see images! rappers. I’ve seen it before in IDC. So I’m surprised we haven’t had a real battle right here in Flamebate yet!
So here’s how we gon’ do this: Just jump right in and spit your illest 16 bars. Make sure it’s off the dome. No nursery rhymes in here, ya heard?
After the first sacrifice rapper does they thang, someone will challenge them with their own rhymes, and on it goes. This is a really informal cypher, but if there’s enough interest we might do a round-robin in the contest forums. Also, major bonus points if you post an MP3 or video of you doing it.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This is Ayn Rands, a non-trolling forum. For the sake of this “game,” which traditionally involves good-natured, generic disses, some of the lyrics might come off as “insults” to other MCs. I’ve cleared this with the mods; THIS IS NOT THE SAME AS TROLLING.
– If it’s part of the rhyme, it’s not trolling. It’s no different from posting your favorite rap lyrics. Dissing people in the comments (other than constructive criticism) is, however, trolling.
– Still, don’t get too personal or outrageously offensive. Don’t take out personal vendettas in the form of art.
– No ALLCAPS or anything like that.
– If you’re really sensitive, don’t get involved. This is for people who can take a joke.
– This doesn’t mean you can rhyme your insults in GD threads from now on! If you’re running a similar “game” in Ayn Rands, clear it with a mod first.
Ya heard? Now go go go!
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 12:04PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 3:41PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Lmfao, that’s the saddest, most pathetic post I’ve read on Flamebate in a long, long time.
I’ll post something for ya, if you give me a bit.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 3:43PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
The names Chawin and I’m here to say
I’m gonna pwn all your forums from day to day
Only got 4 visits, but I spend em well
Burning those threads ‘till they’re hot as hell
Re-re’s, Camwhores you got nothing on me
I’m a hacker, a rapper, I’m as 1337 as can be
My only problem is the trolls
Who’ll **** the hell outa me
(then i got bored and gave up.)
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 3:48PM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
A rap battle on Flamebate
on a boring bum day.
What could have turned out cool
will probably end up gay.
Cause it’s Crotch Zombie yall,
We all know the scores.
The users do the work
Cause we’re all epeen whores!
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 3:56PM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|
That’s good, that’s real good. Because I was just about to call that bum OUT! Don’t disappoint me… Log in to see images!
Peace to the brothers who set this sucker off.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:10PM||View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | #|
Shii’s a mad beast, lemme tell ya done hurd
Reppin’ mad wolf, I’m a 4-letter word
‘Tween diggin’ major fur, I’m a straight illin’ ‘9
The ladies come easy and the ladies came fine
My straight ****in’ wheels jes’ as slick as me
Wind in my fur, head out the window, see
Best watch yo back, I run the furs ‘round here
The trolls think they sly, best th’act in gear
Got th’mods in mah pocket, right next t’my gat
We furs is SRS BSNS, ain’t no ****in’ Cat in the Hat
Runnin’ ForumBuildr, stompin’ unfunny fabulous persons
I don’t mess with shock links, keep yo porno mags
My mad rhymes is out, it’s what this wolf is about
Time ta go make some ****ty games like a mo’fgn Evil Trout
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:35PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
Yo, Samildanach here, and your beats are all flat,
Like yo mamma’s chair – because yo mamma so fat!
You wouldn’t know L337 if it bit you on the bum,
I see right through you, kid, like you was made a’ glbum.
Call yourself a hacker? Son, better represent;
Ain’t a system out there your hacks could cirgreat timesvent.
Talk all you want about the Re-res and camwhores,
But sounds like you got “Emo” seepin’ out yo pores.
‘Course you afraid of trolls, you just ain’t got the licks,
****, you run cryin’ from some lame-bum shock pics?
Got four visits too, an I use ‘em like a pimp,
Log in, drop my scriptz, leave them forums with a limp.
Get the scoops, get the medals, medals get the peen,
And I got more skills than y’all fine upstanding member of societyz eva’ seen.
Damn, why you chicken out, cut yo beats off so quick?
My beats keep on rising, yours just drop like a brick.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:42PM||View Samildanach's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:43PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
Shii can’t rhyme, we all knew that.
His lines are a shame, all covered in scat.
There’s no rhythm here, we better all pray.
What we need are more fine upstanding member of societys, but we scared em away.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:46PM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|
Nice, Samildanach, I’m genuinely impressed, that was pretty cool. I would do one myself, and I’m sure it wouldn’t be bad, but I’m just too lazy. Anyway props Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:49PM||View MasterHaxxor's Profile | #|
Lemme tell ya somethin’ SUN best clear ya ears
You can’t touch my lines, rhymes, plus BF iz fo’ fabulous persons
No bruthaz touch dis game, all they feel is hate
In an honest fur’s opinion, gtfo, mate
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:53PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
I heard you just fine
There’s just nothing to hear
You can’t spell for ****
And your gimmick is fabulous person
Now I’ll rip it out
You drop to your knees
Suck it like you mean it
Just don’t **** with The Freeze
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 4:58PM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|
Damn. I think I just got served. ;-;
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 5:02PM||View Shii's Profile | #|
Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 5:11PM||View MasterHaxxor's Profile | #|
So that’s it then?
No one has game?
I know your bad posters,
but you ****ers are lame!
Bring it on ****es,
if you feel you have luck.
You bring your best
and I’ll show you it sucks.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 5:42PM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|
****, you be trippin’ if think you got the skills;
I’ll pop your bum like an Emo poppin’ pills.
Your style be all weak, and your rhymes be all whack.
If only your momma hadn’t smoked all that crack!
You had a little battle, and yeah, it was cute,
But if you step to me, son, I’ll give you the boot.
So throw a couple lines back, pretend you got game,
When the thread is over, they’ll be screamin’ my name.
Anyone step to me yet? No, they know they place.
Son, you ain’t got Jack, and Samildanach’s the Ace.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 6:08PM||View Samildanach's Profile | #|
From day one i PWNed ****, from Team Shortbus to jack-off skilltrollers with wit
the first time this place attacked? AAHZ was there to send bumes back
To that ****hole under the rug , damn so thats why Shortbus kept givin me the mean mug
dont even **** with me in IDC, three of you fabulous persons drop two ride my male reproductive organ
and some **** gives me a male reproductive organrub, see thats how i got my game
macking ****es smacking ****es, and this **** is all the same
and you fabulous persons all try too hard, stumblin and bumblin like goddamn retards
****ing with the lord of the ring, youll be looking like Bilbo Baggins all stunt and no bling
now you bustas get jack moved, macked and attack moved
Tiger Ali Singh flapjack moved, like paddy cake paddy cake the ****ing bakers man moved
like Muhammid Ali floating like a bumer fly stinging like a bee
aint no fabulous person on forumwarz ****in with me.
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 6:30PM||View AAHZ's Profile | #|
Silly little boy, just gimme some time
For you I’ll even learn how to rhyme.
I’m new to all this stuff.
So Shii can go suck it?
You only get to fluff.
Quit, before you kick the bucket.
Dissin’ someone’s spelling,
While yours ain’t too great
My inner nazi’s yelling,
And you have signed your fate.
You call yourself Freeze,
Add an anti- to that, please!
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 6:31PM||View Wyrd's Profile | #|
I’ll say you got game, but that ain’t enough.
Your rhythm is sloppy, your wordplay is rough.
I said bring your best, but you ain’t got nothin’.
Your bum is a turkey, and my male reproductive organ is the stuffin.
I’ll slide it in, and you’ll cry and you’ll beg.
And all you’ll have left, will run down your leg.
Now go on home ****, you ain’t got a chance.
You got just enough skill for your Jr. high dance.
Don’t bring your **** here, you ain’t got a clue.
They’ll remember me, but who the **** are you?
|Posted On: 04/16/2009 6:31PM||View CoreyJess's Profile | #|