AAHZ Posted:

oh look it the girl or boy or whatever the ****

your avatar suits you, child, that or Daffy Duck

Cuz daffy was second to bugs like you second to my male reproductive organ

on second thought you battling me is like taking on a bazooka with a stick

in IDC you cowar with fear

with all the ****ing trolls and danger whenever AAHZ is near

So while your hands shake, you sweat, and you tremble with stress

i dont blame you, cousin, because bar for bar you got ****ing undressed.

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You gotta be kidding, man, this **** is sick.

Try typing with two hands, not using your male reproductive organ.

I am still impressed, despite what you think.

I thought I’d just see a ****ty youtube link.

I cower in fear, I think that’s what you brought.

But I just can’t sink to your level of thought.

You think your posts silence all in your way,

but we really don’t listen to much that you say.

It’s not that we hate you, it’s just that you suck.

Try getting a dog, it might give a ****.

CoreyJess Posted:

Are you serious here, is this what you bring?

Didn’t you hear the fat lady sing?

She was callin’ for you, you useless young ****.

You showed me your goatse, and I drove in my truck.

You don’t know The D, but you think you know rhyme?

Go look on Google, I ain’t got the time.

Your turn is over, it’s your time to walk.

And just keep on movin’, the adults want to talk.

Don’t look now, but you’re a little behind.

As a true rapper myself, I find your words kind.

Your rhyme and your flow, really make me laugh.

I’d call you a fatbum cow, but you’re certainly a calf.

You may think you can rhyme, words like bat, and cat.

But where it really matters you come up short, and flat.

Along with you, now, I’m tired of your ****in’.

Be a good little girl and get back in the kitchen.

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Corey Jess thinks he can rap but he’s full of bologna

He knows I’m cool as ice, so he buffs my male reproductive organ like a zamboni

Go back to the special clbum and make necklaces from macaroni

Cuz you’re up in my station and you just got played like sony

CoreyJess Posted:

You think your street, boy that’s just silly.

I’m from Detroit, not some hillbilly.

I grew up hard, you’ve hardly grown up.

I’m the big wolf, and your just a pup.

You need to learn rhythm, so your **** ain’t so sloppy.

I’m a corvette, and you’re just a jalopy.

So we can keep going, if that’s your desire.

But you might want to bring your game a bit higher.

Let’s get sumthin’ straight, half-bumed sucka

The only wolf ‘round here is ME mo’fugga

Get yo’ own schtick ‘n get off mah male reproductive organ

Compared to the real wolf y’all jes’ a prick

I gave up on you early cuz you ain’t worth the time

Go back to 7th grade and

LRN

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Shii Posted:

Let’s get sumthin’ straight, half-bumed sucka

The only wolf ‘round here is ME mo’fugga

Get yo’ own schtick ‘n get off mah male reproductive organ

Compared to the real wolf y’all jes’ a prick

I gave up on you early cuz you ain’t worth the time

Go back to 7th grade and

LRN

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Celerysteve Posted:

You rap about turkeys but then just post spam

I reported you for trolling so get ready for a ban

Pullin’ a man train, the little engine that can’t

Go cross those tracks, B Rabbit, back to 4chan

Well, it’s pretty clear none of you have any game.

Your feeble attempts have gotten quite lame.

While I’d love to hang out and continue to hit

some of us have jobs, and women, and ****.

So you stay up late, and sharpen your skill.

I’ll be back later to finish the kill.

CoreyJess Posted:

Well, it’s pretty clear none of you have any game.

Your feeble attempts have gotten quite lame.

While I’d love to hang out and continue to hit

some of us have jobs, and women, and ****.

So you stay up late, and sharpen your skill.

I’ll be back later to finish the kill.

Dude, It’s like you ate Dr. Seuss and shat out denial

Your rhymes are so bad you should be brought up on trial

Tucson Lepht can’t even save you, you’ve got no hope

Here, you’ll need this, it’s soap on rope

Bawwwwfabulous person is bumhurt in only four lines

He started out ok but then he just whines

Taking this **** all serious, with no sense of humor

Good riddance ****er, I’ll miss you like a tumor

What we got here, its a wolf and celery

Sounds like a bad joke, this ****s crazy

They think they can drop beats with style and skill

They think we all bending to their power and will

But the truth is we all know they weak

Only thing strong is how much they reak

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Shii sits all day tryin to act cool

But we all know he’s just a tool

He whines all day bout how it aint fair

Then tries to pretend he just doesn’t care

I’m done with you Shii, your time is up

Go sleep with some sheep you sick little pup

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Celerysteve, I can’t diss you man

Dissing you would be like dissing 4chan

You’d just laugh real hard then cough in pain

Cauz that stuff leaking out is bits of your brain

Your so full of **** you leak it all over flamebate

You think you’re the bomb, but you’re less than half-rate

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I’m done with you fools, this thread is so full of crap

I hate you JB, ****ing making me go rap

Yeah my rap is ****, but yours is ****tier

I would’ve ****ed your mom, but your sister’s prettier

Jwred5 Posted:

What we got here, its a wolf and celery

Sounds like a bad joke, this ****s crazy

They think they can drop beats with style and skill

They think we all bending to their power and will

But the truth is we all know they weak

Only thing strong is how much they reak

.

Shii sits all day tryin to act cool

But we all know he’s just a tool

He whines all day bout how it aint fair

Then tries to pretend he just doesn’t care

I’m done with you Shii, your time is up

Go sleep with some sheep you sick little pup

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Celerysteve, I can’t diss you man

Dissing you would be like dissing 4chan

You’d just laugh real hard then cough in pain

Cauz that stuff leaking out is bits of your brain

Your so full of **** you leak it all over flamebate

You think you’re the bomb, but you’re less than half-rate

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I’m done with you fools, this thread is so full of crap

I hate you JB, ****ing making me go rap

Yeah my rap is ****, but yours is ****tier

I would’ve ****ed your mom, but your sister’s prettier

Nice homer simpson av you ****ing re-re

Somebody tell this fabulous person it’s not 1993

And my flamebait post make me lol, I do it for kicks

I don’t need to find friends like you social misfits

blah blah blah who give’s a ****, this dude is boring

Let your momma back online, I miss her camwhoring

I’M BOUT TO CALL ALL YOU fine upstanding member of societyZ OUT

I’m the e-police takin weak rappers to jail

pbum tha motha****in mic, I’m the boss known as FAIL

I stay G-ed up from the feet up lookin sexy as hell

I’m tha motha****in Ritz you just Taco Bell

****es jockin on my nuts like I’m mr. peanut

I get so much bum, you hurt so much bum

Xylon thinks he’s pretty cool, thinks he’s makin big deals

I got a mansion in the hills, he has a house on some wheels

Shii posts around about trolls hurtin his tushy

He just wants to be alone… inside some wolf woman's genitals

Coreyjess spits sick rhymes but can’t sing worth a heck

I beat his bum so bad in Idol that he faked a car wreck

If my male reproductive organ was some candy, it’d be good n plenties

AAHZ I heard 7-11 had a deal on some 2 for $20s

MCB sucks on male reproductive organ all day every day

I’d expect nothing less from a monstrous homogay

JBs callin fine upstanding member of societyz out like he’s some kind of fighter,

I hope he’s better as a rapper than he is as a writer

*drops the mic*