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Poetry ITT: Forumwarz Keystyle Rap Battle!

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

It’s baou30 here, representing the wrist slitters.

I’ll send you fools packing home to your baby sitters.

If I get no response, well, I’ll know why.

Your rhymes are weak, so don’t even try.

By now your brain is fried, so wipe off that drool.

Grab your pencils, and books, ‘cuz we’re going to school.

I think I’ll cut off there, so no need to fret.

But keep begging for more, and it’s more that you’ll get.

Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Yeah it’s been seen before but what do I care?

iIrz’s gone now like Evil Trout’s hair.

JB’s a johnny-come-lately to the party

So is coreyjess and wolfman shii

Samildanach on the other hand

Rapping up a storm, props to the man

Even if his hacker code sucks big time yo

Who wants to talk in vanil and choco?

So bring it on ****ers your rhymes are so lame

I’ll be moving your posts to the Closet of Shame.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

CoreyJess Posted:

I said bring your best, but you ain’t got nothin’.

Your bum is a turkey, and my male reproductive organ is the stuffin.

That’s that head-nod ****. Log in to see images!

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wyrd Posted:

Silly little boy, just gimme some time

For you I’ll even learn how to rhyme.

I’m new to all this stuff.

So Shii can go suck it?

You only get to fluff.

Quit, before you kick the bucket.

Dissin’ someone’s spelling,

While yours ain’t too great

My inner nazi’s yelling,

And you have signed your fate.

You call yourself Freeze,

Add an anti- to that, please!

You learned to rhyme, your mom must be proud.

But to me your still just a face in the crowd.

Ask me real nicely and I’ll teach you to hit,

but don’t come at me with that anti-freeze ****.

Now you’ve had your fun, but that’s the fat lady’s song.

Go back to the klan forum where you belong.

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Lotsa posts comin’ in now, more ****es steppin up

with rhymes just as appealing as 2-girls-1-cup.

Y’all drop a couple bars, and you think you’re the ****,

I’m three registers wide, y’all barely take a bit.

Guess I gotta aim wider, bust out the shotgun

Prove once and for all that Sami’s second to none.

Aahz should learn some meter, Wyrd should count out the beats;

CoreyJess, don’t step to a rapper from the streets.

I rap out pearls, y’all just spoutin’ diarrhea.

Banhammer’s on the target, he gets the idea.

It’s too bad he can’t tell “code” from search-and-replace,

Didn’t even notice all that egg on his face.

Y’all playin’ around, I oughta rise above it,

But, me, take **** from trolls? Man, I just say **** it.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

baou30 Posted:

It’s baou30 here, representing the wrist slitters.

I’ll send you fools packing home to your baby sitters.

If I get no response, well, I’ll know why.

Your rhymes are weak, so don’t even try.

By now your brain is fried, so wipe off that drool.

Grab your pencils, and books, ‘cuz we’re going to school.

I think I’ll cut off there, so no need to fret.

But keep begging for more, and it’s more that you’ll get.

Log in to see images!

That’s all you got, ****, you must be jokin’.

I want some of the hooch that your smokin’.

It must be good **** if you think you got game.

Since you brought it here, I’ll tell you the same.

No use in trying, this thread is mine.

Posers can’t stand with my kind of rhyme.

I’ll say it real slow now, so you all can see,

No one can **** with rhymes from The D.

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

You learned to rhyme, your mom must be proud.

But to me your still just a face in the crowd.

Ask me real nicely and I’ll teach you to hit,

but don’t come at me with that anti-freeze ****.

Now you’ve had your fun, but that’s the fat lady’s song.

Go back to the klan forum where you belong.

Yes sir, right away,

****, I mean no way!

Have you had your say?

Cause there’s no more time to play.

I really think I have to stay,

Please sir, if I may?

I just have to tell you this today.

Your posts, they’re all so gay.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Samildanach Posted:

Lotsa posts comin’ in now, more ****es steppin up

with rhymes just as appealing as 2-girls-1-cup.

Y’all drop a couple bars, and you think you’re the ****,

I’m three registers wide, y’all barely take a bit.

Guess I gotta aim wider, bust out the shotgun

Prove once and for all that Sami’s second to none.

Aahz should learn some meter, Wyrd should count out the beats;

CoreyJess, don’t step to a rapper from the streets.

I rap out pearls, y’all just spoutin’ diarrhea.

Banhammer’s on the target, he gets the idea.

It’s too bad he can’t tell “code” from search-and-replace,

Didn’t even notice all that egg on his face.

Y’all playin’ around, I oughta rise above it,

But, me, take **** from trolls? Man, I just say **** it.

You think your street, boy that’s just silly.

I’m from Detroit, not some hillbilly.

I grew up hard, you’ve hardly grown up.

I’m the big wolf, and your just a pup.

You need to learn rhythm, so your **** ain’t so sloppy.

I’m a corvette, and you’re just a jalopy.

So we can keep going, if that’s your desire.

But you might want to bring your game a bit higher.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Yeah it’s been seen before but what do I care?

iIrz’s gone now like Evil Trout’s hair.

JB’s a johnny-come-lately to the party

So is coreyjess and wolfman shii

Samildanach on the other hand

Rapping up a storm, props to the man

Even if his hacker code sucks big time yo

Who wants to talk in vanil and choco?

So bring it on ****ers your rhymes are so lame

I’ll be moving your posts to the Closet of Shame.

Oh now I’m scared, The Banhammer is here.

To bad we already know that you’re fabulous person.

The mods ban users for not knowing the score.

But your posts are so lame, we all just ignore.

It’s not your fault you’re post are so bad.

I blame your mother, for ****ing your dad.

So try a bit harder, and maybe you’ll see

you shouldn’t have ****ed with a rhymer like me.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

Wyrd Posted:

Yes sir, right away,

****, I mean no way!

Have you had your say?

Cause there’s no more time to play.

I really think I have to stay,

Please sir, if I may?

I just have to tell you this today.

Your posts, they’re all so gay.

****, you’re still here? Haven’t you learned?

When you touch rhymes this hot you’ll always get burned.

For Dr. Seuss books, you’ve obviously paid,

but you may want to learn to read past fifth grade.

Now, this **** is old, but I know you’ve tried hard.

So here’s a pat on the head, now go play in the yard.

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

****, you’re still here? Haven’t you learned?

When you touch rhymes this hot you’ll always get burned.

For Dr. Seuss books, you’ve obviously paid,

but you may want to learn to read past fifth grade.

Now, this **** is old, but I know you’ve tried hard.

So here’s a pat on the head, now go play in the yard.

It’s my bedtime now… Log in to see images! Wyrd edited this message on 04/16/2009 7:52PM

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

CoreyJess Posted:

Oh now I’m scared, The Banhammer is here.

To bad we already know that you’re fabulous person.

The mods ban users for not knowing the score.

But your posts are so lame, we all just ignore.

It’s not your fault you’re post are so bad.

I blame your mother, for ****ing your dad.

So try a bit harder, and maybe you’ll see

you shouldn’t have ****ed with a rhymer like me.

Ha ha,

Wartooth’s up in this ****

I be scratchin yo’ lady’s itch

not YO’ dirty male reproductive organs.

Just sit back, letcha fail at yo’ rhymes

uhh

uhh

‘cuz mine are sublime.

I be rockin this joint 8 days a weak

The crowd’s yellin at ya “Yo, this clown is weak.”

Get lost, fabulous person,

Take yo’ little red wagon

Filled wit dildos you be havin’

I can’t even fathom

what

the

whole point of this **** is

You scare the **** outta little kids

With all yo’ gayness.

yeah.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Samildanach Posted:

Lotsa posts comin’ in now, more ****es steppin up

with rhymes just as appealing as 2-girls-1-cup.

Y’all drop a couple bars, and you think you’re the ****,

I’m three registers wide, y’all barely take a bit.

Guess I gotta aim wider, bust out the shotgun

Prove once and for all that Sami’s second to none.

Aahz should learn some meter, Wyrd should count out the beats;

CoreyJess, don’t step to a rapper from the streets.

I rap out pearls, y’all just spoutin’ diarrhea.

Banhammer’s on the target, he gets the idea.

It’s too bad he can’t tell “code” from search-and-replace,

Didn’t even notice all that egg on his face.

Y’all playin’ around, I oughta rise above it,

But, me, take **** from trolls? Man, I just say **** it.

yo this **** made fine upstanding member of society said i need to learn some meter?

I drink that hardstyle while you suck on a 2 liter

like a baby momma’s boys new toy when you knock up a hoe,

but me playa? i **** the **** and out she go.

your **** some wack bum poetry and im knocking **** for real

all the fabulous person nutslaps on /FW/ know the ****ing deal

before you even dream to step you need to make a name

and seeing your game homie your fame will be shame

i ruin fabulous persons with with this lyrical flow

and like a house whipper fine upstanding member of society you will be like ”no mo, mbuma no mo!”

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

AAHZ Posted:

From day one i PWNed ****, from Team Shortbus to jack-off skilltrollers with wit

the first time this place attacked? AAHZ was there to send bumes back

To that ****hole under the rug , damn so thats why Shortbus kept givin me the mean mug

dont even **** with me in IDC, three of you fabulous persons drop two ride my male reproductive organ

and some **** gives me a male reproductive organrub, see thats how i got my game

macking ****es smacking ****es, and this **** is all the same

and you fabulous persons all try too hard, stumblin and bumblin like goddamn retards

****ing with the lord of the ring, youll be looking like Bilbo Baggins all stunt and no bling

now you bustas get jack moved, macked and attack moved

Tiger Ali Singh flapjack moved, like paddy cake paddy cake the ****ing bakers man moved

like Muhammid Ali floating like a bumer fly stinging like a bee

aint no fabulous person on forumwarz ****in with me.

Oh look it’s the AAHZ, crawled out of his bed.

He thought he’d bring words to this little thread.

His legions of zero, are all at his back.

But I’ve got more manhood in half of my sack.

Hell, my kids got more game, and he’s only four.

But his words make sense, he’s not such a bore.

I’d better be nice, though, in case he may see.

I’ve gotta find some way to get more BP.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

CoreyJess Posted:

That’s all you got, ****, you must be jokin’.

I want some of the hooch that your smokin’.

It must be good **** if you think you got game.

Since you brought it here, I’ll tell you the same.

No use in trying, this thread is mine.

Posers can’t stand with my kind of rhyme.

I’ll say it real slow now, so you all can see,

No one can **** with rhymes from The D.

The D? Oh lord, I definitely lol’d.

Whatever name you proclaim, is eaily withheld.

Think before you type, it’s an easy call.

I deliver line after line, while you’re AWOL.

Take this from the kid who’s arms have slits,

You might as well GTFO, since you have no mammary glands.

I’m tired of you, kid, your game is easily played.

I’m gonna stand tall, while you gradually fade.

Edit: ftLog in to see images! baou30 edited this message on 04/16/2009 8:16PM

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

CoreyJess Posted:

Oh look it’s the AAHZ, crawled out of his bed.

He thought he’d bring words to this little thread.

His legions of zero, are all at his back.

But I’ve got more manhood in half of my sack.

Hell, my kids got more game, and he’s only four.

But his words make sense, he’s not such a bore.

I’d better be nice, though, in case he may see.

I’ve gotta find some way to get more BP.

oh look it the girl or boy or whatever the ****

your avatar suits you, child, that or Daffy Duck

Cuz daffy was second to bugs like you second to my male reproductive organ

on second thought you battling me is like taking on a bazooka with a stick

in IDC you cowar with fear

with all the ****ing trolls and danger whenever AAHZ is near

So while your hands shake, you sweat, and you tremble with stress

i dont blame you, cousin, because bar for bar you got ****ing undressed.

edit: Log in to see images!

AAHZ edited this message on 04/16/2009 8:26PM

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

baou30 Posted:

The D? Oh lord, I definitely lol’d.

Whatever name you proclaim, is eaily withheld.

Think before you type, it’s an easy call.

I deliver line after line, while you’re AWOL.

Take this from the kid who’s arms have slits,

You might as well GTFO, since you have no mammary glands.

I’m tired of you, kid, your game is easily played.

I’m gonna stand tall, while you gradually fade.

Edit: ftLog in to see images!

Are you serious here, is this what you bring?

Didn’t you hear the fat lady sing?

She was callin’ for you, you useless young ****.

You showed me your goatse, and I drove in my truck.

You don’t know The D, but you think you know rhyme?

Go look on Google, I ain’t got the time.

Your turn is over, it’s your time to walk.

And just keep on movin’, the adults want to talk.

puss mcquack

Avatar: 138241 2011-07-31 00:43:38 -0400
3

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 25 Hacker

Rangers F.C

I’m the Hip-hop-opaptamus,

my lyrics are bottomless….

Wartooth118 Posted:

Ha ha,

Wartooth’s up in this ****

I be scratchin yo’ lady’s itch

not YO’ dirty male reproductive organs.

Just sit back, letcha fail at yo’ rhymes

uhh

uhh

‘cuz mine are sublime.

I be rockin this joint 8 days a weak

The crowd’s yellin at ya “Yo, this clown is weak.”

Get lost, fabulous person,

Take yo’ little red wagon

Filled wit dildos you be havin’

I can’t even fathom

what

the

whole point of this **** is

You scare the **** outta little kids

With all yo’ gayness.

yeah.

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

puss mcquack Posted:

I’m the Hip-hop-opaptamus,

my lyrics are bottomless….

Yo man whats this

Yo been postin in a thread

Sayin **** that don’t matter

Man, yow dead

Wartooth118

Avatar: 126881 Wed Feb 18 22:28:48 -0500 2009
3

[Vanity Clan Name]

Level 41 Troll

Goddamn, I'm such a mancamwhore.

Chawin Posted:

Yo man whats this

Yo been postin in a thread

Sayin **** that don’t matter

Man, yow dead

haha, you think those rhymes are fresh?

I don’t think you could be pimpin’ less

Yo’ style is all a mess.

Get some ****in style.

Yo’ ****es ain’t beguiled.

And ladies come for miles

To see wartooth’s freestyles

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