ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Listen up, dawgz and ****ez: It’s time to start dis here party, ya feel me?

We got our thugs lined up tight, so we need to lay down some rulez on yo’ punk bumes.

1. Each throwdown will have its own muf****in’ thread. The head fine upstanding member of society in charge (that be ZomBiggie or myself) will let y’all know which playa is ta step up first. Both fine upstanding member of societyz need to bust they **** at least two times, one after tha other, and they got 3 dayz ta do it.

2. Bring whateva no-holds-barred lyrics y’all wanna bring, but think yo’ **** through, cause there ain’t no editin’ in a freestyle battle, beeyatch. Thas right ho, you edit yo’ **** it’ll disappear fasta than that ****in’ punk Jimmy Hoffa, dawg.

3. Yo’ post can be text, but we also love that audio/video ****. Long as it’s off the top of the dome and ****, you can record y’all rhymes. Don’t hold back, impress our zombified black bumes!

4. Plagiarism’s for pussies ‘n haters, yo, so don’t test it or we’ll catch ya. Y’all can count on it.

5. All y’all gangstas watchin’, best win/fail they bumes, cause when the dust settles, that win/fail **** counts fo’ one vote. My fine upstanding member of society ZomBiggie an’ myself’ll throw in one vote each, then we name the top ridah fo’ that battle. Thas’ tha fine upstanding member of society that moves on to round two.

 

‘Nuff bull****, here’s da soldiers gonna be puttin’ it down in round one:

Cheins Sanchez vs swine

UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve

baou30 vs AAHZ

Ormgalla vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Damion

d4 vs Bong-Hitz

Lament vs Chawin

Deific Blunder vs kittiejenn

 

Yo’ threads’ll be up soon, hustlaz.

The ghetto warfare starts now. Feel it!

quotin’ dis for toxx

yo fine upstanding member of societys, rock out wit yo male reproductive organs

out, no stock talk

don’t walk out

keep it fresh

rappin’ from east to west

good luck, don’t ****

up yo’self, give only tha best

UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37825-unstoppablechan-vs-celerysteve-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

Ormgalla vs FAIL

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37829-ormgalla-vs-fail-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

d4 vs Bong-Hitz

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37831-d4-vs-bong-hitz-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

Deific Blunder vs kittiejenn

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/37834-deific-blunder-vs-kittiejenn-flowinwarz-rap-mother****in-battle-round-1

What sucks is the people who have mic’s are geeting an unfair advantage imo. Like forts submission is hilarious… but if he wrote it out it wouldn’t be anything special.

I disagree CS. I mean you’re right, Fort is at a big advantage for recording his, but he put in a ton more effort so he should have the advantage. He made the beat from scratch, recorded his flow, and found a place to host/upload it.

It’s more fun to hear someone than read. It should be allowed IMO

Damn. You mother ****ers are lucky I was busy with RL ****. I’d ****ing wreck this ****.

Celerysteve Posted:

So 3 days… Does that mean if this person I’m battling takes 2 days and 23 hours to post something – I have to be here during that last hour and then post something or I’m disqualified? Clarification please.

Seriously, some of us are getting tired of waiting and the more the other person procrastinates the less time we have; that’s kind of ****ed up.

So, here’s the thing. People are complaining that I have an unfair advantage, but if you look at the scores and the post voting, I’m getting slammed and Damion’s dominating. Now this is for a pretty obvious reason. Those two that I submitted in that thread are genuine article freestyles; I sat down with my beat and actually came up with **** off the top of my head, sometimes it rhymed well, sometimes it, well, didn’t. Damion’s all rhyme perfectly. Until Damion presses submit, his rhymes aren’t committed to anything, and there’s no way to track it. Not that I’m suggesting he sat down with a rhyming dictionary or anything, but typing **** out and hitting submit is easier than sitting down in front of a mic, hitting record, and committing to what comes out. If I wrote **** down, my flow would be better, but I’m not writing anything down.

Judging by post score alone, I’m likely to lose to Damion, which means no more live **** from me. So, don’t complain. My gutsy decision is going to rank me out in the first round.

So count me among the bumhurt, but certainly don’t accuse me of having an unfair advantage.