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Shock Fortunato vs. Damion - FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

yo yo yo

check the mic

cuz dis fight is set to be tight

awight

SO

we got Fortunato takin’

Damion on, hist’ry in tha makin’

no fakin’

no need to get physical

let yo words do tha rakin’

all you peeps listenin’

win/fail dis ****

give it a ForumWarz christenin’

ZomB.I.G. = /quit

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

fo’ yo’ listenin’ pleasure:

Fortunato is up FIRST

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

you think you so tough

well your not tough enough

I’m going rip through you

like a Juggernaut

you talk about me

being the huge fabulous person

while you probably sing that

dressed up in some nasty drag

It seems that you think I’m gay

but I’ve got to say

that I think your the one who

sucks on male reproductive organs every day.

Once your done suckin’ down

that jizz foam

It’ll be time for retaliation

balls in your court now, homes.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?245emahzg0y

Fast turnaround means I can’t quite make a new beat every time. I think that’s a forgivable sin though.

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

you seem to think

that your the king of this place

but your not worthy to like the dirt of my boots

your a disgrace

you keep busting out

the same tired ****

while all of my rhymes

are #1 hits

your just a little girl

living in a big scary world

cowering in the corner, shaking with fear

you **** yourself whenever I come near.

when your done whining

crying and all that

come back with something new

you insignificant gnat.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Fortunato Posted:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?inzjzmzmytt

Sample is from http://www.archive.org/details/Damfinowho-ItsALongWayToTiperary1914-191

I would have liked your voice louder the samples quiter, but great work!

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Just want to let you know

that I’m the lord of tha flow

You’re the lord of the dance

you pirouette and you prance

take off your pants

no time for romance

you take it all

the whole male reproductive organ to the balls

Beg for more

‘cause you can’t score

cause the ****es breakin’ down my door

dawg you gay

that’s what I say

you better pray

you takin’ loans out that you can’t repay

‘cause I’m a gangsta

your rhymes so whack they call you pranksta

find you in an alley

beaten bloody with a baseball bat

**** you old hat

my flow is where it’s at

me and my homies

we comin’ to collect

beat you so bad

science couldn’t resurrect

you need a miracle, a Faith healer

you’re twitchin’ on the ground

like you ****ed off your dealer

you smoke crack

you come back

its so whack

I can’t keep track

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

boy, you think those rhymes phased me

as far as I can see

your just another

punk bum wannabee

you think the ****es are all over you

that’s what it seems

and I think this could happen

but only in your wet dreams

let’s get this strait dawg

the only pimp in forumwarz been here for eon’s

his name’s not Fortunato

it’s Damion.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

I think y’all fine upstanding member of societyz iz findin’ yo’ flow now. Y’all iz warmin’ up, now it’z time ta make dat **** hot!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I thought each poster was supposed to do two.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Celerysteve Posted:

I thought each poster was supposed to do two.

2’s the minimum. You can fight it out for as long as you want to.

But this raises an interesting question. If you do more than 2, are your first 2 verses the ones that are judged, or are the two best-voted verses from each player the ones that are judged?

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Celerysteve Posted:

I thought each poster was supposed to do two.

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

1....Both fine upstanding member of societyz need to bust they **** at least two times, one after tha other, and they got 3 dayz ta do it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Damion’s mad but I know his secret

‘cause he’s living a life that’s flooded with regret

I know the reason that he’s angry and bitter

he’s been smokin’ resin scraped from his dealer’s ****ter

caked on the walls of the toilet he licks it

after that junkie **** tells him to fix it

I wouldn’t let her suck my male reproductive organ for crack

Much less **** her woman's genitals or bum, that ****’s whack

Damion hauls her bum to the sack

She kicks him in the balls then stabs him in the back

then just for good measure she reaches in her braids

pulls out a needle, sticks it in him, gives him aids

She won’t give him **** until she gets paid

then after he does she’ll drop him in a federal raid

After she does she’ll give me what she owes

Then I’ll slink away back into the shadows

back to my overlord gangsta life

hot ****es fast cars livin’ on the edge of the knife

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

Now Fortunato, you know that’s not the truth

I’m a ****ing star living in the prime of his youth

while you, broken, bald and pathetic

I’m guessing your still living in your mom’s attic

you think that I’m the one

who ****s a junkie ****

I can do better then her

but even she won’t suck your male reproductive organ

your the lowest of the low

that’s the word on the street

and I hear you spend all your time

beating your meat

that’s all for now

I’m temporarily through

go back to your attic

I’m done with you.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j35mqnimzn5

I have at least three witnesses who heard me record this live; Fie, Duca and Chiens Sanchez.

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Fortunato Posted:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j35mqnimzn5

I have at least three witnesses who heard me record this live; Fie, Duca and Chiens Sanchez.

I lol’d immensly at this. Log in to see images!

I’m glad I only eat Popeyes. Log in to see images!

EDIT: Self-fail vote, for admitting to eating chicken. Log in to see images!

———————

Log in to see images! baou30 edited this message on 06/24/2009 2:08PM

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I love you fort

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

sorry about missing yesterday

hope you didn’t get a feeling of abandonment

and since there so little time left, in this contest

I think it’s a good time to issue a final statement

Fortunato, you little ****, its been a blast

but I knew this feud

between me and you

could never last

I’ve got to say it’s been great

beating you into the ground

but now I think it’s time

for the winner, me, to be crowned

looks like my time is up

now I’ve got to go

It’s been fun you little ****er

see ya Fortunato

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