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|Lament vs. Chawin: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1|
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not a ****in’ mic check
jes’ a ****in’ thread dead
AND SO YOU DON’ GET BORED
we gots Lament versus Chawin
and dey lookin’ ta score
one of dem’s leavin’ P SORE
lyric hatred strikes deep
hittin’ straight to tha core
y’all fine upstanding member of societys watchin’ it go down
win/fail dis round
you help decide which fine upstanding member of society
will be tha toast of tha town
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:21PM||View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | #|
y’all ready for dis?
lament, step up to tha MIC
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:32PM||View ZomBiggie Smalls...'s Profile | #|
Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys,
Put your hands in the air and make some noise
For the next big thing in the ForumWarz scene
Since Evil Trout put Antifreeze in the ice cream.
I’m comin’ in live to ‘ya, from the freshwater sea,
The North Coast with the most to boast in creativity.
Chawin? That little fabulous person from the GGM?
I hear they all get high from each other’s jenkem.
What’s he gonna say? That I’m a newfabulous person?
That my klan can’t hold a candle to those vodka-sipping woman's genitals-rags?
**** please. I’m here to set the record straight.
It’s too late. At this rate, you’re not looking so great.
It’s fate for me to come out of this as the champ.
I’ll male reproductive organ stamp your aunt and then **** her with a lamp.
This match is over, you silly little open mic reject.
Turn off the mic, press stop, and hit eject.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 1:20AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
And now we play the waiting game. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 3:14AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
ahahahaha is all i can say
i mean seriously, did that that take you all day?
you just dont get what a fabulous person you are
your trying to rap but your not going far
newfabulous person? please, that ****s from 4chan
how can i take you seriously when your one of their fans
your rapping is tidy, neat and punctuated
have you noticed i dont care? or how much you are hated?
no of corse not, because youre full of ****
i mean just look at your klan and the retards in it
i would carry on, but its just not worth the time
please get back to me when you learn how to rhyme
ps sunday monday happy days
tuesday wednesday happy days
thursday friday happy days
saturday, what a day,
making you eat my Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 10:03AM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
pps i failvoted me and winvoted him so your should all vote for me bc im cool and hes in tam
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 11:09AM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
Tell me how that works out for you, skipper. And I’ll be back to volley your **** ball after I’m done at work in a couple hours. Don’t wait up. Just leave the door unlocked. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 2:17PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
i knew it klan voting
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 2:24PM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
You really think you’ll get a win with that? You’re delirious.
You got me laughin’ like Ledger, gringo. Why so serious?
But if you’re gonna get all bumsore over my ****,
Then I’ll stop pulling my punches and start to get with it.
We all know about my roots, rollin’ with /b/.
And we know I’m a member of the TAM family.
But enough about me, ‘cuz that’s really all you’ve got.
And crying “klan vote!” might just save you, but I really think not.
So let’s talk about you in this second installation.
Your rhymes are the laughing stock of this Flowin’ Warz nation.
You’re a scab on the bum of a fat chick of a klan.
I’ll kick your cracked lips to the floor of the bandstand.
And while you’re down there, you might as well polish these nuts,
Although I doubt you’d even do that right. You’re such a putz.
You thought that being in GGM would allow you to prevail,
But the truth behind it all is that you’re destined to fail.
Domination. Today, it’s spelled L-A-M-E-N-T.
So if you haven’t figured out yet, this round belongs to me.
It’s all kosher. Kosher like the salt in your scrapes.
I’ll make you BAAAAW like the babby you are. You just can’t rate.
So this just about ends my little ditty for you.
Try not to cry too hard. I didn’t bring any tissues.
Like the failure you are, when we clash, you can’t compare.
So just throw in your towel, Sport. You’ve already lost, fair and square.
Game, set, and match.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:43PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
Dis fine upstanding member of society iz out fo’ blood. Betta step up Chawin.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:23PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
If it’s any consolation, Chawin, when I win, I’ll pay for an escort for you.
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|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:27PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:33PM||View Bong-Hitz's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:34PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
ZOINKS, gang! I think I just spotted an encore,
From the man with the plan to **** with Chawin some more.
Because I can’t get enough of this fabulous person bashing fun.
I’ll pbum gas from my bum past his teeth and his gums.
Look out stomach, ‘cuz here comes yesterday’s meal.
And I feel full of zeal, ‘cuz I’ve got you under my heel.
I’ll crush your head like a melon with my size thirteen.
Inbetween insulting you and winning this e-Peen.
Now, I can stay awake all night, ‘ya dig?
I’m reppin’ the T-A-M, like in my sig.
Sippin’ tequila like it was fine white wine,
And smokin’ that chron herb ‘til the cherry dies.
Small fry, you slowpoke. You’re nothing but a joke.
Maybe you should euthanize yourself with a strong rope.
Or take a nice long walk off a nice short dock,
Take a rock to your noggin like KNOCK KNOCK.
I’m locked into position like B-52.
Gumshoe, try to solve this riddle I’m presenting to you.
‘I like to suck male reproductive organ, and I have no chance to win.’
Are you stumped, Forrest Gump? It’s you, Chawin.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 10:19PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
I can’t believe I just read this thread! Lament is da man!
Wait, this is non-rp. In that case, Lament is still the man, eat it ChaFail.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 10:24PM||View Sneaky27's Profile | #|
Hahaha downvotes = bumsoreness. bumsoreness = I win.Lament edited this message on 06/22/2009 10:30PM
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 10:29PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
The Grey Goose Mafiosi Posted:
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:36AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
sorry for sleeping and not caring
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 9:05AM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
this rap contest is lame
it really has no game
like hockey pucks
dont bring klans into this
because thats lame hiss
i think i should get through bc i dont care
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 9:15AM||View Chawin's Profile | #|
ZomBiggie Smalls Posted:
Chawin edited this message on 06/23/2009 10:43AM
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 10:43AM||View Chawin's Profile | #|