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Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
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Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

You really think you’ll get a win with that? You’re delirious.

You got me laughin’ like Ledger, gringo. Why so serious?

But if you’re gonna get all bumsore over my ****,

Then I’ll stop pulling my punches and start to get with it.

We all know about my roots, rollin’ with /b/.

And we know I’m a member of the TAM family.

But enough about me, ‘cuz that’s really all you’ve got.

And crying “klan vote!” might just save you, but I really think not.

So let’s talk about you in this second installation.

Your rhymes are the laughing stock of this Flowin’ Warz nation.

You’re a scab on the bum of a fat chick of a klan.

I’ll kick your cracked lips to the floor of the bandstand.

And while you’re down there, you might as well polish these nuts,

Although I doubt you’d even do that right. You’re such a putz.

You thought that being in GGM would allow you to prevail,

But the truth behind it all is that you’re destined to fail.

Domination. Today, it’s spelled L-A-M-E-N-T.

So if you haven’t figured out yet, this round belongs to me.

It’s all kosher. Kosher like the salt in your scrapes.

I’ll make you BAAAAW like the babby you are. You just can’t rate.

So this just about ends my little ditty for you.

Try not to cry too hard. I didn’t bring any tissues.

Like the failure you are, when we clash, you can’t compare.

So just throw in your towel, Sport. You’ve already lost, fair and square.

Game, set, and match.

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