Ladies and gentleman, girls and boys,

Put your hands in the air and make some noise

For the next big thing in the ForumWarz scene

Since Evil Trout put Antifreeze in the ice cream.

I’m comin’ in live to ‘ya, from the freshwater sea,

The North Coast with the most to boast in creativity.

Chawin? That little fabulous person from the GGM?

I hear they all get high from each other’s jenkem.

What’s he gonna say? That I’m a newfabulous person?

That my klan can’t hold a candle to those vodka-sipping woman's genitals-rags?

**** please. I’m here to set the record straight.

It’s too late. At this rate, you’re not looking so great.

It’s fate for me to come out of this as the champ.

I’ll male reproductive organ stamp your aunt and then **** her with a lamp.

This match is over, you silly little open mic reject.

Turn off the mic, press stop, and hit eject.