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Shock Cheins Sanchez vs swine: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Gatha roun’ playas, it’s time fo’ a mutha****in’ throwdown.

Ya’ll know the rulez, so let’s do this!

It’s Cheins Sanchez ‘gainst dat fine upstanding member of society swine.

Cheins is up first.

Sling dat **** homie.

 

All y’all peeps jus’ chillin, remember to win/fail they bumez.

I’m out

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Round one match one, sorry I’m late!

Who knew having a life means you procrastinate?

But I’m hungry now, and I’m feeling for some pork

and don’t mean your mom’s clit you brainfreeze dork.

Speaking of that how’s domination?

You must be higher station,

with a monocle and hat!

Stick to the medals, that’s all you’ll ever win,

and after that get ready for original sin.

I was forged in fire, I’m great, the Demon’s son,

you won’t even be gristle by the time I’m done.

I’m gold you’re lead, get that through your head,

and maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up dead!

I guess its your turn, pawn to d3

but I can’t help noticing that I smell pee,

with a twinge of fear, and you know what G?

I bet you squeal like a cute piggy!

sewweeeeeeeeeeeee

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

I just downvoted myself, figured he would need the handicap. I hope I get someone better next round.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

I just downvoted myself, figured he would need the handicap. I hope I get someone better next round.

Dis fine upstanding member of society be ballin’!

I like yo’ style, gangsta.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

A hot rap battle’z

like good Cali wine

**** getz betta wit time

an’ the spillin’ of rhyme

Cheins brought his game

and hiz game iz fine

but fine upstanding member of society, nowz da time

Ta bring on da swine

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Yo,

Since that’s the best **** you decided to bring,

We’ll do it my way – like burger king

You always ask if peeps beat their wives, but we already know

It’s you that gets beat like a little ho.

but, now that you’re here I’ll be precise

I’d like a number three and add extra rice.

Oh. Wait. My bad. I forgot where I was.

And you, Versus ME, I feel bad for you, cuz.

I see you hatin’ on me, because I’m paid.

... I guess I understand, since your mom is my maid.

While I got your ear, allow me to boast

that **** wakes me up with a blowjob, and some french toast.

But, I’m just talking trash, I don’t know you too well.

Just that your posts all seem to be voted to “fail”

All you can say is “May I take your order”

Now, do like Taco Bell, and make a run for the border.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

swine Posted:

Yo,

Since that’s the best **** you decided to bring,

We’ll do it my way – like burger king

You always ask if peeps beat their wives, but we already know

It’s you that gets beat like a little ho.

but, now that you’re here I’ll be precise

I’d like a number three and add extra rice.

Oh. Wait. My bad. I forgot where I was.

And you, Versus ME, I feel bad for you, cuz.

I see you hatin’ on me, because I’m paid.

... I guess I understand, since your mom is my maid.

While I got your ear, allow me to boast

that **** wakes me up with a blowjob, and some french toast.

But, I’m just talking trash, I don’t know you too well.

Just that your posts all seem to be voted to “fail”

All you can say is “May I take your order”

Now, do like Taco Bell, and make a run for the border.

Oh snap!

Log in to see images!

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

tee-el dee arr tee-el dee arr

if that’s all you’ve got, then you won’t go far

i don’t eat fast food but i eat food fast

now it’s time to take you up and drill your bum

you tried your best and I understand

that MJ touched you in Neverland

just don’t project bull**** unto me

I can see your repressed sexuality

get off the internet and into a sauna

prison-bi is what I like call your drama

you gay dawg like FalconFour

I still smell ****, back off of my door

before I sever your nuts and let you bleed on the floor

unchallenged!

you seem to bore my muse

and I know for a fact you just blew a fuse

now don’t get back up or at least take your time

beating fabulous persons like you get me jailed for hate crimes

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Celerysteve Posted:

Oh snap!

You better start praying to God I don’t make it past round one. It would take nothing short of a miracle for your **** to scratch the surface.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

You better start praying to God I don’t make it past round one. It would take nothing short of a miracle for your **** to scratch the surface.

If that’s the case, I’ll happily step in for him. Humiliating you sounds like it’d provide me with at least a little while’s worth of entertainment.

Lament edited this message on 06/23/2009 5:23AM

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Lament Posted:

If that’s the case, I’ll happily step in for him. Humiliating you sounds like it’d provide me with at least a little while’s worth of entertainment.

You’re right. Wasting my time beating you senseless would embarrbum the living **** out of me. I just can’t factor in where you get off on the whole deal.

Anybody got a pill for the masochist?

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

You talk big, but your flow won’t stack up to mine. Know your place, little man. You’re standing in the shadow of a big dog.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

your face is red from my male reproductive organ slap last night

and you’re a fabulous person /b/tard im abusing out of spite

“you laugh you lose”? god dammit shut up

i would kick you in the balls if you didn’t wear a cup

given to you by celerysteve after you sucked his male reproductive organ and wore his pubic weave

your drawings fail and your threads fail harder

is there possibly a way to ban you through barter

10000 BP, coming from me

if you crucifiy this re-re and saw off his pee-pee

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

I’m okay with waiting until our match. At that point you may even surprise me.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Well, you stepped up, Cheins. I’ll at least give you that.

But now you’ve opened my cage, and I’m going to fire right back.

Just like that fabulous person Chawin, your material’s old.

My rhymes are shining like a diamond while you’re busy mining coal.

I’m gonna shine my shoes, ‘til they glisten like the Sun.

So I’ll look extra shnazzy while I’m stomping on your cranium.

Did you honestly think your grade-school prose would hold fast

Against the lyrical maelstrom I’m directing at your punk bum?

You’re a no-good turncoating son of a whore.

And normally I wouldn’t bother ‘cuz your posts are a bore.

But you’re picking on Steve because he’s caught on his rear.

So I’m here to put the fear into your fabulous person ears.

My role in this circus has me leaping around,

‘Cuz I’m a fire-breathing acrobat, and you’re just a clown.

So take all your little cousins that you smuggled here from afar,

And act like the Mexicans you are, and cram back into your little car.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Hahaha I fell asleep for a second. One bad thing about brodcasting from your laptop in bed.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Lament Posted:

wordz

Yo dawg, ain’t you in da wrong battle?

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Yo dawg, ain’t you in da wrong battle?

He stepped up, yo. You know how it is. A playa gotta play.

And the **** I’m s’posed to be battlin’s been silent as the grave.

Lament edited this message on 06/23/2009 6:31AM

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Such impudence! such joy and fun

That’s most impressive my mongoloid son,

I wish you were first round but no time time to waste I’ll take care of you and turn Swine to paste.

Call me turncoat, bull**** propaganda fabulous personsteve just cant stop the slanda and ties up your pubic

weave, sends you on a war that he’s never even been before and when I’m done raping you I’ll

show you the ****ing door

if flo was what you wanted man you opened up the wrong dam this is like like Stephen

hawking rolling into Vietnam do you feel the g-force taking you on a course this is gonna be worse

than when your parents got divorced

you wanna talk Mexico? lets talk mexico I ****ed all your sweethings and turned them into chicahos

I’ll rip your heart out like I’m a Aztec priest save it till twenty-twelve and summon all the elder beasts

they’ll eat up the sun

and when the new earths begun

understand this retard: you weren’t even slightly fun

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2010-01-24 16:17:15 -0500
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Yo dawg, ain’t you in da wrong battle?

He’s much more fun than Swine! We’re just killing time. No harm, no fowl.

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