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|Cheins Sanchez vs swine: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1|
Gatha roun’ playas, it’s time fo’ a mutha****in’ throwdown.
Ya’ll know the rulez, so let’s do this!
It’s Cheins Sanchez ‘gainst dat fine upstanding member of society swine.
Cheins is up first.
Sling dat **** homie.
All y’all peeps jus’ chillin, remember to win/fail they bumez.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 8:18PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
Round one match one, sorry I’m late!
Who knew having a life means you procrastinate?
But I’m hungry now, and I’m feeling for some pork
and don’t mean your mom’s clit you brainfreeze dork.
Speaking of that how’s domination?
You must be higher station,
with a monocle and hat!
Stick to the medals, that’s all you’ll ever win,
and after that get ready for original sin.
I was forged in fire, I’m great, the Demon’s son,
you won’t even be gristle by the time I’m done.
I’m gold you’re lead, get that through your head,
and maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up dead!
I guess its your turn, pawn to d3
but I can’t help noticing that I smell pee,
with a twinge of fear, and you know what G?
I bet you squeal like a cute piggy!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 12:33PM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
I just downvoted myself, figured he would need the handicap. I hope I get someone better next round.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:29PM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
Cheins Sanchez Posted:
Dis fine upstanding member of society be ballin’!
I like yo’ style, gangsta.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:33PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
A hot rap battle’z
like good Cali wine
**** getz betta wit time
an’ the spillin’ of rhyme
Cheins brought his game
and hiz game iz fine
but fine upstanding member of society, nowz da time
Ta bring on da swine
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:01PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
Since that’s the best **** you decided to bring,
We’ll do it my way – like burger king
You always ask if peeps beat their wives, but we already know
It’s you that gets beat like a little ho.
but, now that you’re here I’ll be precise
I’d like a number three and add extra rice.
Oh. Wait. My bad. I forgot where I was.
And you, Versus ME, I feel bad for you, cuz.
I see you hatin’ on me, because I’m paid.
... I guess I understand, since your mom is my maid.
While I got your ear, allow me to boast
that **** wakes me up with a blowjob, and some french toast.
But, I’m just talking trash, I don’t know you too well.
Just that your posts all seem to be voted to “fail”
All you can say is “May I take your order”
Now, do like Taco Bell, and make a run for the border.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 11:31PM||View swine's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 06/22/2009 11:34PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
tee-el dee arr tee-el dee arr
if that’s all you’ve got, then you won’t go far
i don’t eat fast food but i eat food fast
now it’s time to take you up and drill your bum
you tried your best and I understand
that MJ touched you in Neverland
just don’t project bull**** unto me
I can see your repressed sexuality
get off the internet and into a sauna
prison-bi is what I like call your drama
you gay dawg like FalconFour
I still smell ****, back off of my door
before I sever your nuts and let you bleed on the floor
you seem to bore my muse
and I know for a fact you just blew a fuse
now don’t get back up or at least take your time
beating fabulous persons like you get me jailed for hate crimes
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:13AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
You better start praying to God I don’t make it past round one. It would take nothing short of a miracle for your **** to scratch the surface.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 4:55AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
Cheins Sanchez Posted:
If that’s the case, I’ll happily step in for him. Humiliating you sounds like it’d provide me with at least a little while’s worth of entertainment.Lament edited this message on 06/23/2009 5:23AM
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 5:22AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
You’re right. Wasting my time beating you senseless would embarrbum the living **** out of me. I just can’t factor in where you get off on the whole deal.
Anybody got a pill for the masochist?
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 5:36AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
You talk big, but your flow won’t stack up to mine. Know your place, little man. You’re standing in the shadow of a big dog.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 5:44AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
your face is red from my male reproductive organ slap last night
and you’re a fabulous person /b/tard im abusing out of spite
“you laugh you lose”? god dammit shut up
i would kick you in the balls if you didn’t wear a cup
given to you by celerysteve after you sucked his male reproductive organ and wore his pubic weave
your drawings fail and your threads fail harder
is there possibly a way to ban you through barter
10000 BP, coming from me
if you crucifiy this re-re and saw off his pee-pee
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 5:54AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
I’m okay with waiting until our match. At that point you may even surprise me.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:15AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
Well, you stepped up, Cheins. I’ll at least give you that.
But now you’ve opened my cage, and I’m going to fire right back.
Just like that fabulous person Chawin, your material’s old.
My rhymes are shining like a diamond while you’re busy mining coal.
I’m gonna shine my shoes, ‘til they glisten like the Sun.
So I’ll look extra shnazzy while I’m stomping on your cranium.
Did you honestly think your grade-school prose would hold fast
Against the lyrical maelstrom I’m directing at your punk bum?
You’re a no-good turncoating son of a whore.
And normally I wouldn’t bother ‘cuz your posts are a bore.
But you’re picking on Steve because he’s caught on his rear.
So I’m here to put the fear into your fabulous person ears.
My role in this circus has me leaping around,
‘Cuz I’m a fire-breathing acrobat, and you’re just a clown.
So take all your little cousins that you smuggled here from afar,
And act like the Mexicans you are, and cram back into your little car.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:22AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
Hahaha I fell asleep for a second. One bad thing about brodcasting from your laptop in bed.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:23AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
Yo dawg, ain’t you in da wrong battle?
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:26AM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
ZPac Shakorpse Posted:
He stepped up, yo. You know how it is. A playa gotta play.
And the **** I’m s’posed to be battlin’s been silent as the grave.Lament edited this message on 06/23/2009 6:31AM
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:28AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
Such impudence! such joy and fun
That’s most impressive my mongoloid son,
I wish you were first round but no time time to waste I’ll take care of you and turn Swine to paste.
Call me turncoat, bull**** propaganda fabulous personsteve just cant stop the slanda and ties up your pubic
weave, sends you on a war that he’s never even been before and when I’m done raping you I’ll
show you the ****ing door
if flo was what you wanted man you opened up the wrong dam this is like like Stephen
hawking rolling into Vietnam do you feel the g-force taking you on a course this is gonna be worse
than when your parents got divorced
you wanna talk Mexico? lets talk mexico I ****ed all your sweethings and turned them into chicahos
I’ll rip your heart out like I’m a Aztec priest save it till twenty-twelve and summon all the elder beasts
they’ll eat up the sun
and when the new earths begun
understand this retard: you weren’t even slightly fun
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:46AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|
ZPac Shakorpse Posted:
He’s much more fun than Swine! We’re just killing time. No harm, no fowl.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:50AM||View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | #|