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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Yo,

Since that’s the best **** you decided to bring,

We’ll do it my way – like burger king

You always ask if peeps beat their wives, but we already know

It’s you that gets beat like a little ho.

but, now that you’re here I’ll be precise

I’d like a number three and add extra rice.

Oh. Wait. My bad. I forgot where I was.

And you, Versus ME, I feel bad for you, cuz.

I see you hatin’ on me, because I’m paid.

... I guess I understand, since your mom is my maid.

While I got your ear, allow me to boast

that **** wakes me up with a blowjob, and some french toast.

But, I’m just talking trash, I don’t know you too well.

Just that your posts all seem to be voted to “fail”

All you can say is “May I take your order”

Now, do like Taco Bell, and make a run for the border.

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