Round one match one, sorry I’m late!

Who knew having a life means you procrastinate?

But I’m hungry now, and I’m feeling for some pork

and don’t mean your mom’s clit you brainfreeze dork.

Speaking of that how’s domination?

You must be higher station,

with a monocle and hat!

Stick to the medals, that’s all you’ll ever win,

and after that get ready for original sin.

I was forged in fire, I’m great, the Demon’s son,

you won’t even be gristle by the time I’m done.

I’m gold you’re lead, get that through your head,

and maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up dead!

I guess its your turn, pawn to d3

but I can’t help noticing that I smell pee,

with a twinge of fear, and you know what G?

I bet you squeal like a cute piggy!

sewweeeeeeeeeeeee