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Business Round One Showdowns For The FlowinWarz Freestyle/Keystyle Rap Mother****in' Battle

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Lucky Fort Posted:

So, here’s the thing. People are complaining that I have an unfair advantage, but if you look at the scores and the post voting, I’m getting slammed and Damion’s dominating. Now this is for a pretty obvious reason. Those two that I submitted in that thread are genuine article freestyles; I sat down with my beat and actually came up with **** off the top of my head, sometimes it rhymed well, sometimes it, well, didn’t. Damion’s all rhyme perfectly. Until Damion presses submit, his rhymes aren’t committed to anything, and there’s no way to track it. Not that I’m suggesting he sat down with a rhyming dictionary or anything, but typing **** out and hitting submit is easier than sitting down in front of a mic, hitting record, and committing to what comes out. If I wrote **** down, my flow would be better, but I’m not writing anything down.

Judging by post score alone, I’m likely to lose to Damion, which means no more live **** from me. So, don’t complain. My gutsy decision is going to rank me out in the first round.

So count me among the bumhurt, but certainly don’t accuse me of having an unfair advantage.

That’s me.

Fortunato edited this message on 06/22/2009 12:14PM

ZomBiggie Sm-
alls

Avatar: 186903 Fri Jun 19 15:58:57 -0400 2009

Level 24 Troll

Life After Death

yo fort

we got mad respect for the fresstyle balls

who cares if yo score falls

win/fail ain’t all

tha votes, it’s jes’ tiebreaka

me ‘n zpac are tha real glory makas

so don’ fret

you got yo shot yet

no promises but no bumhurt, ye?

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

point taken

I’ll quit complainin’

Keep droppin the dope rhymes

like there’s no time remainin’

left for me to freestyle

‘cause after a while

there’ll be no **** left

and I’ll be the most deft

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Yo fine upstanding member of societyz, round one be off da hook!

Zpac’s here ta bring y’all some reminders, yo.

 

Gangstaz bringin’ they A game

For all playaz ta see

Some poserz bring it lame

But some iz pimpin’ like me

 

So if ya got ‘em on yo’ jock

Don’t be ‘fraid to flaunt it

But if you ain’t brought yo’ best

You gonna sink in yo’ own ****

 

The rest of y’all watchin’

Like da dawgz in da pound

betta win/fail dat ****

‘Fore da end o’ da round

 

Peace

Bong-Hitz

Avatar: 185528 Mon Jun 15 13:50:11 -0400 2009

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]

Level 14 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

mics really arent a unfair advantage…..its hard as **** to find a beat you can ride 2…....some of these written rymes would sound like **** cause the syllable structure just wouldnt werk to a beat….i know it was **** to keep up with tha a milli beat

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

My bets:

Cheins Sanchez vs swine

UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve

baou30 vs AAHZ

Ormgalla vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Damion

d4 vs Bong-Hitz ?????????????????

Lament vs Chawin

Deific Blunder vs kittiejenn

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

Everyone is doing awesomely so far IMO. I don’t know where all the dump downvotes are coming from, because I think 90% of this is great.

**** THA HATERS

Log in to see images! FAIL edited this message on 06/23/2009 12:00AM

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Fran Posted:

My bets:

Cheins Sanchez vs swine

UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve

baou30 vs AAHZ

Ormgalla vs FAIL

Fortunato vs Damion

d4 vs Bong-Hitz ?????????????????

Lament vs Chawin

Deific Blunder vs kittiejenn

You’re just bumsore because I’m trashing your klan member, who, incidentally, has absolutely no skill whatsoever at this sort of thing.

Great job. Awesome show. I upvoted your post. Log in to see images!

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
2

Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Klan voting makes me giggle. A LOT. Log in to see images!

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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

FAIL Posted:

Everyone is doing awesomely so far IMO. I don’t know where all the dump downvotes are coming from, because I think 90% of this is great.

**** THA HATERS

Log in to see images!

that’s me im not fond of the blacks and their imitators

also i’ve been drinking this:

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I wish my opponent would hurry up and just copy/paste whatever he’s been trying to cook up already. It’d be a shame if he pussed out.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Well, Chawin gave up. Looks like I’m on to Round 2.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

this is one of the most poorly run, organized, and presented contests in this sites history.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

have i won yet

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

AAHZ Posted:

this is one of the most poorly run, organized, and presented contests in this sites history.

How so, fine upstanding member of society? Zombiggie and I wanted some loose flowin’ ****, we didn’t want no nazi-bum contest that limited the creative ****in’ juices. We called the match-upz and decided who would step-up first, from there it waz up to y’all to show us who could beat down the competition. Any playa that sent us a question through tubmail has gotten a quick answer.

So how iz this **** poorly run?

This fine upstanding member of society thinks we’ve gotten some good **** outta the contestants, not all o’ them, but most o’ them.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Chawin Posted:

have i won yet

no

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

How so, fine upstanding member of society? Zombiggie and I wanted some loose flowin’ ****, we didn’t want no nazi-bum contest that limited the creative ****in’ juices. We called the match-upz and decided who would step-up first, from there it waz up to y’all to show us who could beat down the competition. Any playa that sent us a question through tubmail has gotten a quick answer.

So how iz this **** poorly run?

This fine upstanding member of society thinks we’ve gotten some good **** outta the contestants, not all o’ them, but most o’ them.

**** YOU have been bumaulting me on my failvotes and in IDC for 3 days. Not for the usual lulz, they have become a personal army. i can take it no problem, but i basically lost a vote in the tiebreaker. TAM has far less voters and is far less coordinated than **** YOU. you should have got 3 judges and ignored the win/fail.


i almost dont even care about this contest now.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

i can tell this contest is important to you as well aahz, but don’t let yourself get this angry over being trolled. Its just a game after all.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I agree with Adept. Meow chill the **** out.

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Listen up gangstaz!

All of them first round threads will be closed first thing tomorrow mornin’. Resultz an’ yo’ playaz fo’ round 2 will be announced tomorrow night.

All y’all worried bout those win/fail votes, remember that Zombiggie and myself ain’t fresh out the ghetto, we knew there’d be some klan **** happening. That’s why that **** only countz as a tiebreaker. If we see a thread where that klan **** is obvious, I’m sure one o’ those admin fine upstanding member of societys’d be mo’ than happy to supply a tie break vote if itz necessary.

Don’t worry, you be dealin’ wit some smart mutha****as. Anyone who don’t think so can kiss my black zombified bum.

Peace, dawgz.

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