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Shock baou30 vs AAHZ : FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

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Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Grab yo’ gin an’ juices beeyatchs, it’s time fo’ anotha round one battle.

It’s that pimp baou30 takin’ on ol’ dawg AAHZ, wit’ baou30 representin’ first.

Bring da noize, fine upstanding member of societyz!

 

Ya’ll best be win/failin’ dat ****, or yo’ voice don’t mean ****.

Holla if ya feel me!

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Hope you didn’t miss me, the king of this ****.

This dumb**** here must’ve already quit.

You have no chance, so take my advice.

The burns I deliver will need more than just ice.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

You’ve got to be kidding i will kill this fabulous person dead

i was expecting competition you give me this loser instead?

your flow sounds like you just got the **** out of bed

after this flow ill drive your bum out the thread

when i rap the **** straight sticks in your head

when you rap people don’t know what the **** you just said

****ing easy money here, lil emo, free pbum to round two

and take my word that no one will miss you.

you make this **** so easy to diss you

and you’re probably an emo cuz no girls will kiss you

i should probably stop here just to show you some clbum

but i think you’re starting to like my ****ing male reproductive organ in your bum

Im AAHZ, lil fabulous person, i built this whole goddamn game

and im honestly curious how do you pronounce your weird name?

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

This trick made it to round 2? What dumb luck.

It makes me ask more questions, like “how much male reproductive organ did you suck?”

I’m glad I’m an emo, and not a bumhurt troll.

You talk about sex, your limper than Bob Dole.

Let’s keep on truckin’, cause I’m on a role.

You think you’re Jay Z, but you’re really Beyonce Knowles.

You can give your rap back from where ever you stole.

Those rhymes are cheaper than a half off sale at Kohl’s.

Your messing with a natural force, you see?

Tornados and earthquakes are second to baou30.

I’ve said it before, this contest is already won.

You tried a drive-by, but brought a squirt gun.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

See theres a difference between top of the dome and just plain trash

should have taken your time there, ****boy, because your whole flow just crashed

you beg for **** money while AAHZ slaps Trouts with cash

now i will burn your bum until you are nothing but ash

****faced, sober, or just plain sprung

AAHZ a ****ing viper on this **** and your bum just got stung

you talk about Bob Dole and R&B singers

But your bum is Pee Wee and im Arnold Schwarzenegger

that **** was just plain wrong but youre a dead ringer

you’re like the trailer trash and im Jerry Springer

that means i control you fabulous person, look how i made you change your swag

but dont worry there sun, after i beat you i wont sit here and brag

thats like kicking a drunk monkey in the nuts while hes chained to a wall

might be fun at the time but it really means nothing at all

you need to spit moar bars there, lil man, i came here to brawl

Your flow sounds like high school gangster my **** is Paul Wall

drop your nuts and get some game before ****ing with a king

and tell your mom I said hi for me fabulous person. @zing.

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

You ask for more bars, which you don’t deserve.

I can’t even believe that you have the nerve

To insult my flow when you clearly have none.

You’re a broken record, this isn’t 1991.

It’s my spotlight, and I’m the star on this field.

I’m a Mustang, and your a bug on my windsheild.

You’re getting worse, is something the matter?

That **** stunk worse than an infected bladder.

I came in here, hoping, expecting something worthy.

I mistook you for a fine upstanding member of society, and caught you white n’ nerdy.

Next time before you stick your nose in this thread.

Think of other places you could leave your **** instead.

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ZPac Shakorp-
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Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Y’all are tearin’ **** up!

Keep dat **** flowin’ dawgz, show these playaz what you got.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

Lil emo fabulous person thinks he got his style all on point?

but all you’ve done here fabulous person is completely disssapoint.

so then you decided to jack my style on bar number 2

don’t feel bad though thats what legends like me do

even when i dont try i still manage to teach you

i mean ****s obvious from the first bar you didnt have a ****ing clue

before this battle your name was spoken and fine upstanding member of societys were like, “who?”

your whole entire style is **** and belongs in a zoo

but on the real: from the minute i saw you i seemed like a fraud

remember my pbumive troll emo Bauzer that made all of IDC BAWWWWWWWWWW’D?

but i must give you credit there fabulous person i almost applaud.

look, i guess you admire me that much cuz thats 2 of my styles you jackin

but phoney is phoney and mackin’ is mackin’

for 20 ****ing years, fabulous persons like you ive been attackin

i didnt need a reason just days straight trollin and smackin

see you can wear my masks but you just aint the same

i just see a big ****ing target and AAHZ ready to take aim

after 3 posts exposed and thats a damn shame.

see you can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink

so matter which way i explain it your ****ty raps just stink.

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I see your backed into a corner, don’t worry it’s cool.

You must not want to be caught looking like a fool.

Because your big “reputation” must proceed you.

Even though before today, I had no clue,

That you even existed, I’m glad that I missed it.

I can’t believe that lyrical suicide wasn’t bumisted.

Your material is old, possibly prehistoric.

My words are fresh, and even euphoric.

I didn’t expect much from a member of TAM.

I knew you weren’t gonna prove me wrong, but DAAAAMN.

You just have to learn I’m second to none.

You should have hung up the towel, when you heard “Round 1.”

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

your avatar is a scarecrow and thats all you frighten

cuz you just give me a bunch of oldfabulous person **** and not even fighten’

you might as well hand this round 1 **** to me on a plate

cuz you just an average fine upstanding member of society and im ****in great

see i switch my flow like last nights **** i ****ed

oops that **** was your mom wasnt it damn that must’ve sucked

in fact it did, i was givin that **** work

but now AAHZ is the one actin like a jerk

even when i dont try hard i still ****ing beat you

face it sun, the only way you’re gunna win this battle is if you ****ing cheat to.

every ****ing rhyme i bring hard bars and you spit only a few

and i could ****ing klown on your monkey bum until my face turns blue

you want to see bars little fabulous person ill give you some more

like i did your ****ing mom, goddamn that **** a whore

ive been dragging you on and on so now i turn up the heat

you just got bad luck sprung battling someone you cannot beat

in fact every other rapper in this contest is better than your sorry bum

have you even read the other threads, your flow as fragile as glbum

ill go so far as to say any other rapper here could defeat you

AAHZ spit bars so deep that fabulous persons be beating their meat to

jesus christ will will this pain never end

cuz you are a bandwagon steroytype, while i started a trend

this **** is comparable to me hitting your fabulous person face with a bat

**** lifting weights ill just pull out my gat

i make thug money IRL hustler for real

since you like sucking so much ill just give you a mouthfull of steel.

easy money fabulous person

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I must admit, I didn’t read that whole thing.

But it’s obvious, it’s that old **** you bring.

Your mom, your flow, you’re gay, emo.

Tell me something I don’t already know.

You’ve been at it for 20 years, my oh my, that’s bold.

It doesn’t count for much when it’s against 3-year-olds.

You couldn’t rap your way out of a cardboard box.

When my flow is tighter than the seal at Fort Knox.

You may be from the hood, but you don’t own tube socks.

You might build skyscrapers … out of lego blocks.

Next time just keep it short and sweet.

Or be willing to come back and kiss my feet.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

you claim TL;DR but youre just too stupid to read

good thing youre an emo and wont ****ing breed

you just a pony bucking up to the steed

AAHZ got enough cash on him to get 5 pounds of weed

now youre just trollin since you already lost

what do you expect when the janitor takes on the boss

your raps are played out, my **** like Rick Ross

so go research my flow and try to find the sauce

see, now im going to spit as many bars as baou30 that fake ****ing klown

watch as he gets mad as **** with his face in a frown

he’s just a ****boy that wears a pink gown

i already won this **** so hand AAHZ the crown.

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Wait, you were raping up until now?

I thought you were just on your period, but wow.

You call me fake, then copy my style.

I kinda liked the broke down version of 8 Mile.

There are plenty of crowns at Burger King.

On the plus side, they’re free, no need to sell your “bling.”

You’ve run out of **** moves, I wanna see what’s next.

Infact, I can’t wait, send it to me in a text.

Don’t worry, you have the number, it’s your mother’s cell.

Does (312) 558- 2657 ring a bell?

By this point your reading, and your soul is crushed.

Your crumbling foundation, now turns into dust.

Go now, grab those fishnet stockings off your shelf.

That 5 pounds of weed ain’t gonna pay for it’s self.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

dont know where you dug that number from and dont even care

is that the number of the fabulous person that fluffs up your hair?

If klan **** YOU is giving you tips, then i ****ing swear

winning this battle = you dont have a prayer

my public records database goes back to when i was about 2

so you can type a bunch of old bull**** till your fingers turn blue

anyway you were trying to win this battle and if that **** is true

i would love to be any other fabulous person on this planet than a fabulous person like you

if that was your A game then you just flunked the damn clbum

and now it is time for me to bury your sorry bum

if you lap up Angry Hobo’s trolling tips like your preacher in mbum

know that ****er has never defeated me so you might as well pbum.

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
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Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

AAHZ Posted:

dont know where you dug that number from and dont even care

is that the number of the fabulous person that fluffs up your hair?

If klan **** YOU is giving you tips, then i ****ing swear

winning this battle = you dont have a prayer

my public records database goes back to when i was about 2

so you can type a bunch of old bull**** till your fingers turn blue

anyway you were trying to win this battle and if that **** is true

i would love to be any other fabulous person on this planet than a fabulous person like you

if that was your A game then you just flunked the damn clbum

and now it is time for me to bury your sorry bum

if you lap up Angry Hobo’s trolling tips like your preacher in mbum

know that ****er has never defeated me so you might as well pbum.

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upvoted this cause it talks about klan **** you and me (obecession maybe?!)

baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I’ve just realized, this is not an even match.

You want more bumhurt? I just baked a fresh batch.

You can BAWWW your eyes out, I really don’t care.

I’ve destroyed your bum and with time to spare.

It’s okay, you say my rhymes are pretty stale.

I’m shocked your still here, I can’t write in brail.

Your obviously blinded my Merc’s male reproductive organ in your face.

I bet he slaps you with it just to keep you in place.

Which is pretty hard to do when you consider size.

It’s clearly the truth, though you’ll probably claim “LIES.”

Now your up **** Creek, hope you thought to bring a coat.

**** without a paddle, you forgot to bring a boat.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

your klan voting wont help you, lil boy, thats only one vote out of 3

so where in your deluded ****ing mind did you think to defeat me

you are like a goddamn monkey stuck up in a tree

**** a banana or a vine the **** stuck in a hive full of bees

all your failed bum tactics here wont help your punk bum win

thanks for trying hard there though fabulous person it was a clever little web that you spin

when you get enough swag to have a hundred-member klan focus that hard to get under your skin

then fall the **** apart like the heart did to Errol Flynn

then you can claim to achieve one one-millionth of what i can do

winning rhyme contests will equal all that **** times 2

internet friends half way across the planet amounts to a fresh batch of poo

so congrats on all your lil new fabulous person friends there at Klan **** YOU

of all the emos ive met here you have the most rage

and it took an old ****er like me to let it all out that cage

so before your new friends make a thrade about me that will probably just get sage’d

ill buy you a new ring so all you fabulous persons can get engaged

cant stop me ****

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

I’m gonna take you for a ride, hold on to your seat.

Your very stoppable, just throw some chicken in the street.

No comment on Merc? Well people, you heard it here first.

Expect an invitation to the wedding of the worst.

You hang on to my every word, aww, how cute.

While your read my rhymes you practice your skin flute,

Because my rap and flow must turn you on.

I saw you in the Transformers movie, right fabulous personron?

Klans shouldn’t matter, you’re in one too.

I guess this round TAM didn’t come through.

I think I’ll cut it here, as I always do.

But I’ll leave you to **** with a big Log in to see images!.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

no comment on merc fabulous person because hes not even involved

face it all your previous trolls here have completely dissolved

so honestly nothing you said was ever resolved

but i see klan **** YOU has somehow devolved

thats amazing for a klan as **** as that one be

and TAM has like 10 active members yours has about 53

so congrats you cheated very hard on the tiebreaker to beat me

but one on one bar for bar i want on a ****ing murder spree

none of your rhymes and flow dared to even come near

you and i both know that your rhymes are straight fabulous person

so when its just 2 klan **** YOU members in the finals atmosphere

which one will you all decide to upvote and cheer?

there is no lulz involved. your klan raged

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baou30

Avatar: 138741 Fri Mar 27 19:20:32 -0400 2009
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Level 21 Emo Kid

I lol'd a little. :bigbarf:

Is this more complainfabulous person, or just a delusion?

Because I can’t see how you come to the conclusion

That you’re better than me, when your clearly not.

You get downvotes, ‘cause your hated, a lot.

But to reason with you is a waste of time.

The crown you coveted is soon to me mine.

You think **** YOU cares about little ‘ol me?

More like they hate you, like everybody.

We’ll cut it short for contest’s sake.

You can nibble at crumbs, I’ll enjoy my cake.

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