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Shock Ormgalla vs FAIL: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?

Round one heats da **** up wit dis battle!

Dat gangsta Ormgalla is gonna try to beat down da pimp FAIL, an’ Ormgalla getz first shot.

Rip dat ****!

 

Don’ sit on yo’ male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of societyz, win/fail these ridahs so we know who’s da ****!

Light dis beeyatch up!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

*yawn*

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

I’m eager to see how this plays out.

Ormgalla

Avatar: 106546 2010-02-13 07:25:49 -0500
11

[LemonParty]

Level 67 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Think punk like you can beat me, outfeat me, think again pansy

I am become ninja, standin’ before you bad-bum ****, the foe of Ash Ketchum

Aint nobody can outleet me, spank meat better than me, going berserk á Gordon Ramsay

You’re shakin’, aren’tcha? Split second ‘fore i stuff my nunchuck up your rectum

Defeatin’ this without cheatin’, thought is ridiculus

Like some big-bum black dude I’ll punch your lights out

Them soars bleedin’, sit there n’lick your puss

Hand it over, hack, n’ I wont be rude or claim a miscount

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Where’z dat FAIL mutha****a I been hearin’ so much about?

Someone betta call his bum ova here.

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

**** ZPac is that **** Ormgalla rappin at me?

**** the BPs, I’ll beat his bum for free.

Someone tell this fine upstanding member of society, I’m the certified boss

FAIL’s the new WIN, Ormgalla’s now the loss

Your “rap” is embarrbuming, you should probably just quit

To save yourself some pain, find a big black male reproductive organ and sit.

This battle is pretty much over, now it’s time to boast:

cool kids follow suit, I’ma WINvote this post.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I’m a Forumwarz Cool Kid™

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

This is p. pathetic. Log in to see images!

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

This is p. pathetic. Log in to see images!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

While I waited for Ormgalla to admit defeat,

I found a few more weak fine upstanding member of societys to beat.

Bill Murray and Lament tried to **** up this thread

Next time you two wanna post, lurk more instead

Even though those posts weren’t written by ballas,

They were still more enjoyable than reading Ormgalla’s

I could keep posting, but my point has been made;

I have work in the morning, this fine upstanding member of society’s gotta get paid.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

Fail for Rap star 2009.

Also, if Fail wins this contest ET should finally give him his destroyer of contests peen.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Fail for Rap star 2009.

Also, if Fail wins this contest ET should finally give him his destroyer of contests peen.

furl

Ormgalla

Avatar: 106546 2010-02-13 07:25:49 -0500
11

[LemonParty]

Level 67 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

What the ****? I’ve been updating this page for a day now, never seen any posts below mine. Well, **** it.

Ormgalla

Avatar: 106546 2010-02-13 07:25:49 -0500
11

[LemonParty]

Level 67 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That’s some cute lines you got there, now don’t you feel special?

That can’t have been your all, I could barely sense it tickle

Soon you’ll sit there, your bum bare, face like a broken eggshell

You’re in for quite a big fall, with spikes I’ll jam your male reproductive organ full

I’m a ****ing legend, you’re just some punk-bum fool

You’ve been tricked into thinkin’ that white-trash’s cool

This’s your end, I’mma ‘bout to fist-smash a tool

Just don’t cry over ruined clothes as I swift-slash your wool

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

I’m blastin dis fine upstanding member of society while his rhymes are just tricklin

the **** this homo thinkin talkin to me about ticklin

I’m patiently waiting for my next victim in this

cause Ormgalla’s been done since my very first diss

Since when are you a legend and I’m white-trash?

I’ll pistol whip you so quick you’ll suffer from whiplash

I’m a filet mignon you’re just a maggot

So move along you little insignificant fabulous person

Ormgalla

Avatar: 106546 2010-02-13 07:25:49 -0500
11

[LemonParty]

Level 67 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

This FAIL-guy’s delusional, thinkin’ he’s some kinda big-shot

Though his name’s clearly literal, his mom a cheap harlot

Her every cavity optional, a child o’ his would be ill-begott

That is of course hypothetical, considerin’ his sperm count aint hot

“Filet mignon”, this man is hysterical, day off for the few brain cells he’s got

Fan o’ High School musical, male reproductive organ’s dusty as a 1000 year old Ming-pot

It’s last use immemorial, he talks like he’s playa but it’s really a small dot

His breath makes the chicks terminal, he’s missed the fact that his gums rot

I’ll use his mouth as a urinal, make him beg for his fails forgot

As I make my move to end it all, pray as you fall, cause this, fine upstanding member of society, is gonna hurt a lot

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

My male reproductive organ isn’t large, I can’t quell your fears

but I have a 9inch tongue and can breathe through my ears

dawg my male reproductive organ ain’t dusty I get more bum than most

speaking of my male reproductive organ yo mom loves it the most

sorry you had to battle me, you had no choice

my rappin is so smooth it makes the ladies’ panties moist

I’m typing from work on my ballin iPhone

there’s just one thing left for you to do; walk yo sorry bum home

UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
15

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I think FAIL has better flow and better rhymes but Ormgalla is more innovative – and I don’t know which to punish and which to reward!

Stayin’ out of this one.

Good luck guys!

Ormgalla

Avatar: 106546 2010-02-13 07:25:49 -0500
11

[LemonParty]

Level 67 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

It’s time to get real, bro, take out the big guns, ready to go

Step up n’ throw it all at your foe, I’ll take on your whines n’ then make you bow

Unless you’re just some scared little ho, raised by ol’ cath’lic nuns, wit too slow

FAIL’s soon bound to go d’oh, I got multiple rhymes in every row

You talk of my mom which is pretty low, I can tell you’re inferior to the regular Joe

Speakin’ o’ moms better call the tow, ‘tis the only way we could move your fat sow

She’s been ledged in my driveway, under the snow, since I threw her out on her bum, when she gave me bad blow

Somethin’ you really should the her to mow, is her groin, that thing’s stackin’ a ‘fro

Lil’ weeners can fail-vote me some mo’, they just sheep, all have’ta go wit’ the flow

No, doesn’t face me, yo, cuz them head-fine upstanding member of society peeps know, what this’s all fo’, n’ wont throw these quality rhymin’ skills out the doo’

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