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|Ormgalla vs FAIL: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1|
Sup, my fine upstanding member of societyz?
Round one heats da **** up wit dis battle!
Dat gangsta Ormgalla is gonna try to beat down da pimp FAIL, an’ Ormgalla getz first shot.
Rip dat ****!
Don’ sit on yo’ male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of societyz, win/fail these ridahs so we know who’s da ****!
Light dis beeyatch up!
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:06PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 11:20PM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
I’m eager to see how this plays out.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 3:36AM||View Lament's Profile | #|
Think punk like you can beat me, outfeat me, think again pansy
I am become ninja, standin’ before you bad-bum ****, the foe of Ash Ketchum
Aint nobody can outleet me, spank meat better than me, going berserk á Gordon Ramsay
You’re shakin’, aren’tcha? Split second ‘fore i stuff my nunchuck up your rectum
Defeatin’ this without cheatin’, thought is ridiculus
Like some big-bum black dude I’ll punch your lights out
Them soars bleedin’, sit there n’lick your puss
Hand it over, hack, n’ I wont be rude or claim a miscount
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 4:02AM||View Ormgalla's Profile | #|
Where’z dat FAIL mutha****a I been hearin’ so much about?
Someone betta call his bum ova here.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:15PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
**** ZPac is that **** Ormgalla rappin at me?
**** the BPs, I’ll beat his bum for free.
Someone tell this fine upstanding member of society, I’m the certified boss
FAIL’s the new WIN, Ormgalla’s now the loss
Your “rap” is embarrbuming, you should probably just quit
To save yourself some pain, find a big black male reproductive organ and sit.
This battle is pretty much over, now it’s time to boast:
cool kids follow suit, I’ma WINvote this post.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 9:32PM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
I’m a Forumwarz Cool Kid™
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 9:37PM||View Fingerz's Profile | #|
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|Posted On: 06/22/2009 9:38PM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
This is p. pathetic. Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 9:43PM||View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 9:50PM||View Lament's Profile | #|
While I waited for Ormgalla to admit defeat,
I found a few more weak fine upstanding member of societys to beat.
Bill Murray and Lament tried to **** up this thread
Next time you two wanna post, lurk more instead
Even though those posts weren’t written by ballas,
They were still more enjoyable than reading Ormgalla’s
I could keep posting, but my point has been made;
I have work in the morning, this fine upstanding member of society’s gotta get paid.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:30AM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
Fail for Rap star 2009.
Also, if Fail wins this contest ET should finally give him his destroyer of contests peen.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:33AM||View CrinkzPipe's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:37AM||View Adapt's Profile | #|
What the ****? I’ve been updating this page for a day now, never seen any posts below mine. Well, **** it.
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 4:45AM||View Ormgalla's Profile | #|
That’s some cute lines you got there, now don’t you feel special?
That can’t have been your all, I could barely sense it tickle
Soon you’ll sit there, your bum bare, face like a broken eggshell
You’re in for quite a big fall, with spikes I’ll jam your male reproductive organ full
I’m a ****ing legend, you’re just some punk-bum fool
You’ve been tricked into thinkin’ that white-trash’s cool
This’s your end, I’mma ‘bout to fist-smash a tool
Just don’t cry over ruined clothes as I swift-slash your wool
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 4:47AM||View Ormgalla's Profile | #|
I’m blastin dis fine upstanding member of society while his rhymes are just tricklin
the **** this homo thinkin talkin to me about ticklin
I’m patiently waiting for my next victim in this
cause Ormgalla’s been done since my very first diss
Since when are you a legend and I’m white-trash?
I’ll pistol whip you so quick you’ll suffer from whiplash
I’m a filet mignon you’re just a maggot
So move along you little insignificant fabulous person
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 9:28AM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
This FAIL-guy’s delusional, thinkin’ he’s some kinda big-shot
Though his name’s clearly literal, his mom a cheap harlot
Her every cavity optional, a child o’ his would be ill-begott
That is of course hypothetical, considerin’ his sperm count aint hot
“Filet mignon”, this man is hysterical, day off for the few brain cells he’s got
Fan o’ High School musical, male reproductive organ’s dusty as a 1000 year old Ming-pot
It’s last use immemorial, he talks like he’s playa but it’s really a small dot
His breath makes the chicks terminal, he’s missed the fact that his gums rot
I’ll use his mouth as a urinal, make him beg for his fails forgot
As I make my move to end it all, pray as you fall, cause this, fine upstanding member of society, is gonna hurt a lot
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 10:29AM||View Ormgalla's Profile | #|
My male reproductive organ isn’t large, I can’t quell your fears
but I have a 9inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
dawg my male reproductive organ ain’t dusty I get more bum than most
speaking of my male reproductive organ yo mom loves it the most
sorry you had to battle me, you had no choice
my rappin is so smooth it makes the ladies’ panties moist
I’m typing from work on my ballin iPhone
there’s just one thing left for you to do; walk yo sorry bum home
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 1:31PM||View FAIL's Profile | #|
I think FAIL has better flow and better rhymes but Ormgalla is more innovative – and I don’t know which to punish and which to reward!
Stayin’ out of this one.
Good luck guys!
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 2:05PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
It’s time to get real, bro, take out the big guns, ready to go
Step up n’ throw it all at your foe, I’ll take on your whines n’ then make you bow
Unless you’re just some scared little ho, raised by ol’ cath’lic nuns, wit too slow
FAIL’s soon bound to go d’oh, I got multiple rhymes in every row
You talk of my mom which is pretty low, I can tell you’re inferior to the regular Joe
Speakin’ o’ moms better call the tow, ‘tis the only way we could move your fat sow
She’s been ledged in my driveway, under the snow, since I threw her out on her bum, when she gave me bad blow
Somethin’ you really should the her to mow, is her groin, that thing’s stackin’ a ‘fro
Lil’ weeners can fail-vote me some mo’, they just sheep, all have’ta go wit’ the flow
No, doesn’t face me, yo, cuz them head-fine upstanding member of society peeps know, what this’s all fo’, n’ wont throw these quality rhymin’ skills out the doo’
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 6:41PM||View Ormgalla's Profile | #|