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|UnstoppableChan vs CelerySteve: FlowinWarz Rap Mother****in' Battle - Round 1|
Yo, let’s burn this mutha****in’ house down!
It’s UnstoppableChan takin’ on CelerySteve. UnstoppableChan steps up first.
Bring it, fine upstanding member of societyz.
Peeps need to win/fail if they want a say in dis ****.
|Posted On: 06/21/2009 9:50PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
Oh thank god, no 503 errors. Upon request from CelerySteve, our rap battle will take place entirely in text format.
This is UnstoppableChan, an unstoppable man,
comin’ straight outta Flamebate with an untoppable jam,
all those playas try to shoot me but I’m unpoppable, damn,
So when you ****es gonna learn that I’m a rock o’ the land?
I ain’t going nowhere man, I came here to compete
I didn’t come to hate on ya but I ain’t here to get beat,
I just came here to sling rhymes, bring you outta your seat
Ain’t you glad that you came here? Now yo’ life is complete.
I’m gonna bring my best beats to this organization
and show-case the risks o’ growing urbanization
So take the mic, CelerySteve, show yo’ beats to Flamebate n’
remember; competition don’t mean that we hatin’.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 1:39PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
What a nice young man, have a medal boy scout
Did you come to battle? or are you here to make out?
You front all clbum now but talk **** in IDC
When I’m talking to you just like regularly
It’s a trap, kiss my bum, you a two-faced emcee
You ride the fence with the pole right up your cavity
Unstoppable chan, I wish you’d stop your fabulous personry
You get owned like you’re popped with a laggin’ ping
I kick rhymes like my name was bruce “the dragon” Lee
Go KABOOM like Billy Mays was in the room with me
Your momma she gotta celery in her womb from me
And I told you text the rhymes cuz you took forever
I guess you need time to craft something clever
Whatever, I guess it’s better late than never
Here’s the mic back, be honest you’re a hater
Spit a real track, tell ‘em you’re a phony bum faker
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 5:17PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
Ok there’s now way I can win obviously so just post anything it’ll be mbumively upvoted then I can post my second one because I want to post it right now.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:27PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
Don’t be hatin’ on the win/fail vote, g. That **** iz jus’ one vote outta three.
Bring yo’ A game, playa!
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:36PM||View ZPac Shakorpse's Profile | #|
“Hatin” on it? You mean being realistic? I didn’t even say anything bad. I just keeps it real my fine upstanding member of society you know how we do, ****. I think I’m more the one being hated on. I just want him to hurry up and post so I can post my other thing.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 7:42PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
I’m tired of waiting for this guy so just pretend I posted this after his. Of course he’ll probably come back and be like “Well, it’s because I have a life!” the generic catch all excuse for not posting on a forum or sucking at a video game.
|Posted On: 06/22/2009 10:53PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
Steve, you displease me, but I forgive easy
though I note that it seems that you think you can freeze me
I hope that you don’t think I wanna be sleazy
But I mean, don’t you know that we ain’t tryna be greazy?
We brothers, we learnin’ ‘bout each other’s new flow
We can’t be sayin’ ****, callin’ people’s mother’s a ho
We gotta be fightin’ to right this that makes us strike at the mic and write diss
We gotta be bright and not light this **** up at the white man when we’re right ****ed
What I’m sayin’ is when you toss diss tracks my way
you undoing the hard work that we are doing today
And when you callin’ me out hard I fold my hands and say:
“I forgive ya, CS, but fine upstanding member of society I’m here to stay.”
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 12:00AM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
Hey man, that beat you posted was pretty sick until you quit like halfway through. What did you use to make it?
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 2:58PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 11:26PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
That’s a brand new one BTW… I’d just edit to say something like that normally, but, you know…
|Posted On: 06/23/2009 11:27PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
Here’s a new one. It’s 16 bars but the last four are at the end (you’ll see). If you want more vote for me.
|Posted On: 06/24/2009 9:21PM||View Celerysteve's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 06/24/2009 9:46PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
You think you Tony Montana? **** you ain’t even Hannah
I’ve tried to play it cool here CS but I can’t stand ya
You talked **** about me man, but yeah, I let it slide
You talked **** ‘bout my momma and I can’t let that ride
Now I’ll shove you aside! You think you good enough to flaunt it?
I’ll take you out, beat you down lyrically – is that what you wanted?
My momma heard yo’ rhymes, even she said you were a **** so screw it
But I told her what I was plannin’ and she said “Oh no, honey, don’t do it”
“I don’t wanna see you in prison for a fabulous person like that,
It’s not like anybody would listen when his rhymes are so flat”
I said “Mama, it don’t matter how stale his **** is
When he brings it to my table it’s imperative that his
bum gets stomped flat!” You best believe that
CelerySteve I mean that, if I get the chance I’ll make ya see that.
You think you hated? You only hated ‘cause you talk ****.
We was cool until this, but you ain’t smart, you think you top ****.
You might be cool in TAM but you can’t top this!
Best thing to do for you is lay back ‘cause you can’t stop this.
|Posted On: 06/24/2009 10:57PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
I don’t have a very good mic, or understand how to make backbeats and such, so I will understand if that ends up weighing against me.
|Posted On: 06/24/2009 10:59PM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|
Also, please understand that that writing at the beginning is just the lyrics to my rhymes.
|Posted On: 06/25/2009 12:32AM||View UnstoppableChan's Profile | #|